Dungeon Master Forum

Yeah, if I remember rightly, the map has two buttons - one places an (invisible except on the map) X on the square you're standing, and the other commands your Porter Minion to go to the X, pick up whatever's there, and bring it to you. There MAY be a third button, which tells the minion to pick up ...

Yeah, why not! He'd end up invading...where was it...Poland (or somewhere) by coming around Alaska...
*does a Full Rimmer salute with poncy wavy-jiggly bit at the end and limps off*

And I'm sure Daroou's an animal! Eek actually, look, his nearest...umm...compariots...are Tiggy, Azizi, Wu Tse, and...uhh...Leif...
Hmm...

Potatoes? God? Surely you therefore mean Tunare, the godDESS of Nature...and Karana, the Rain Lord to water the lovely plants so you can eat the potatoes when they grow... .

Increase? Oi have you noticed how old DM is...a lot of us were there at the start! Gah...grumble grumble...bet we females solved loads of puzzles and stuff faster than you anyway .

You want food? I think you have to ride a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and ask him about it...

Yeah, we've been getting snow on and off for about a week now .

Regdaring stats, I believe Strength affects your weight capacity (ie how long before you go into the yellow), Dexterity may be chance to hit a mob but I'm not sure. Vitality and Wisdom affect hps and mana, respectively. I'm sure someone else can give more detail than that, though :). Stats weren't r...

When I went out this morning the snow on the pavements looked like slush, but was actually frozen solid and very slippery...got to college only to find it was shut so came home again...has been snowing on and off since I've been home and I imagine college will be shut tomorrow, too. Oh the horror :O.

Hmm...but looking at your Avatar, YOU have long (maybe not flowing) red hair...

I was gonna do it like I said in the previous post, but I forgot we haven't reinstalled Microsoft Office on here again and Dad said nothing is to be installed or messed around with till he does another system reformat to get the comp back to what it was before we tried DLing DOSbox. So although I e-...

Finished reading it...somehow it didn't feel like 90 pages or whatever it was...more like 30 or something lol. I like this sentence - "Zed he allowed to go first in honour of killing the door."...I just found it amusing hehe :). Was a good story, though it was a bit confusing at times as t...

I've been wondering if that's Mr Flibble the glove-puppet penguin with hex vision...

Another cartoon...love this one
http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

Well, after a Google search on the error I got trying to run games, I seem to have found out the problem with my comp - something to do with the graphics driver thingy, but unfortunately that's connected with Direct X and the version we have atm is the only version EQ runs with...so I have to wait t...

Here's a link to the "Yes and No" cartoon...it's pretty funny .

Arse, whoops lol...
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html
There's some other cartoons (liinks at bottom of page) there too, the Europe/Italy one is funny .

Got 35.92 secs...my sister's played that before on some other site. Has the Yes/No how-to-drive cartoon been posted up yet? That's quite funny...

After we DLd DOSbox it changed something in the computer, but we don't know what, and now other games come up with the same error when we try to run them, and the computer fooks up. No idea why or what it's done but...well, maybe it's our version of Windows 'cause everyone seems to be saying it's cr...

To anyone who liked Hapland -

http://www.killsometime.com/games/game. ... he-Balloon

Started playing it last night and got pounced on by an Immortal and a Guide within erm...30 secs lol...is cool so far, and good timing in tellin gus about it since I can't really play anything else till Dad figures out what installing DOSbox did to fook up the computer...

I don't see why they can't just make old DOS games work on the new computers...I mean, give new computers the ability to run them, rather than just, like, giving you the intro and then bombing out .

Just to let you know, Level 3 is nearly done...I've probably got a couple more paragraphs to do, but then I'll read it through and make sure it all makes sense, blah blah. I think it's longer than the other two put together, be warned! I think it's probably slow and plodding in the first half, then ...

They're still at Zed's mirror? I thought that, but then he went and looked into it and saw Iaido...or was that across the corridor or something? Since I never use either of those characters, I've never really memorised their locations, lol .

Yes, ME does have a DOS prompt, but it doesn't work properly for playing most DOS games - some have worked (I've played Stonekeep and Magic Carpet 2 for example), but the really cool games that I want to play again (DM2, Pagan, LBA, etc) don't work...something to do with this DOS being a program in ...

Alright, it's not something we did wrong with DOSbox...I just tried installing a game which has worked before on this computer (and it's been installed/played tons of times before), and had the same error. I'll have to ask my dad about it tomorrow but he didn't seem to know what it was when it came ...

To Valderra - What's an OS? To whoever - I don't think my dad is gonna get a new version of Windows, especially not XP since he doesn't know much about it. We don't have any problems with ME atm, apart from this DOSbox thing now, obviously. But surely DOSbox is made to run in all these versions of W...

Never had any problem with anything else . Anyway, upgrade to what? XP is pants...everything in it is weird and my dad doesn't really know anything about how it works (therefore if it buggers up we don't know what to do).

Well, I just DLd DOSbox and installed it, but when I try to load it, the screen goes black and then I get a blue-screen error (some porblem with a file with loads of 0s in it)...then it goes black again but I have a mouse cursor. Then it comes up with another error or two (one of which is the "...

Okies...when I've scanned 'em in I will .

Just finished Part 1...cool so far...cliffhanger ending hehe ;). I see a few similarities with my story, the most obvious being the use of Gothmog and Wuuf. Weird how a lot of people seem to like the same characters, even if we think of/portray them in different ways. There were afew spelling/gramma...