The Silly and Massive Christmas Story 2006 plot stuff

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The Silly and Massive Christmas Story 2006 plot stuff

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Finding it hard to keep track of the story and finding the summary melts your mind when you try to view everything in one go? HANDY SUMMARY!

Story so far...
The champions have all fallen down a well after a drunken night out. After much bodily function jokes the champions spotted a crack in the well wall that could allow them freedom. So far they have had to battle a monster who wanted some christmas gifts, a flammable mummy, a portcullus with rusty lever, a load of filthy animated laundry, Daroou's blue gelled brother Phil and some Michael Jackson look alike guards. Stamm saw to the guards with Hawk's Sword of Porc, and then the party dispatched a miniature bonsaii that had got free and freed some tied up Barbarians including Bob. Meanwhile Stamm is trying to get Syra's chest open - with much innuendo filled action involving hamsters and snakes. MEanwhile Syra herself sees something...not two strange figures coming towards her, but the Badger of Doom behind that. The Badger pet of Nabi, the real villain, who has trapepd them and now wishes to kill them all with badger flatulence! So far Iado has been killed by alcohol poisoning brought on by narrator taunting, though there is a Vi altar close. Also, the well is starting to fill up with water from torrential rain, giving leyla and alex a cunning badger riding plan... Nabi has come to his senses,as he can't swim. Determined to build some form of baloon out of the badger (with syra's chest) the champions start putting together everything they have gained to make an escape!

Will the champions succeed? The story concludes...

Edit: Basically everyone lived happily every after, apart from a group of Dragons. :)

Characters:
Boo - a small hamster that was chained up by the shopping monster. Heroic.
Phil - Daroou's look alike brother with fro like hair, currently gelled down. Longs to form Jackson five tribute band or quartet
Bob - barbarian friend of Halk's, was tied up beside a screamer
Barbarians - were tied up with Bob, now have no chest hair after being freed by fire
Large fat vomit stained man and man dressed as washer woman - Mr Creosote and..umm...my thingie from Discworld

Hawk - not much established (except he's not a pirate)
Nabi - badger fixation and sometime archvillian, can't swim
Stamm - beligerant drunk and a letch (Syra's chest fixation)
Gothmog - generally beligerant
Zed - thinks he's the leader
Halk - has a disgusting jock strap and a Sword of Porc, cries like a hairy baby at the sight of death by flatulence
Leif - isn't mentioned as much in the story as he'd like, got stuck with the bar bill earlier
Iaido - had his sword squished to vorpal shape, he's currently dead from complaining about not being in the story that much from alcohol poisoning
Boris - nothing yet
Daroou - nothing yet
Alex - obsessed with fire, may be a eunic
Wuuf - a bker bika with bad BO
Mophus - he of the evil grin and perverse nature
Leyla - probably Mophus's girlfriend
Chani - beligerant about the group but resourceful
Linflas - nothing yet
Hisssa - needed the toilet really badly
Syra - her chest seems to be the focus of Stamm's affection.
Tiggy - had bad trapped wind
Gando - fear of curtains
Azizi - nothing yet
Wu-Tse - good thinker when she breaks her self-censorship
Sonja - was attracted to Elija and kissed him, but realises she facies Gothmog
Elija - master of the bad puns
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