The Serious Christmas Story Summary of 2013

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The Serious Christmas Story Summary of 2013

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See the whole thing form (and help!) here:
http://www.dungeon-master.com/forum/vie ... =2&t=29783


Today, just Mophus smiled whilst everyone else smugly pedalled festive spirits.

"Behold my Chsitmas-y sparkles!" yelled a host, Boris. "Their sparkly caparace trembles beneath unfulfilled underwear!" he exclaimed exclamatorily.

Suddenly, there transmutated several gross underwear golems, reaking like putrid radishes.

"Brassicaceae!" announced a furious Sonja swinging by Hissssa, while everyone procrastinated effortlessly yet Mophus's smile instilled terrors forever.

Theeeeeeeeeeeee wizards grew fungus to elasticate octopus occulli.

Forthwith, all the undergarments enervated by voluminous volumetric volcanoes voluminously vulcanised vorticosely.

Alliteratively, all alternating archmasters aggressively alluded anachronistically, awesomely and altruistically, absolutely to all affordable alchemists.

Hissssa exploded with unbridled kaleidoscopic joyfulness, unwittingly demonstrating rudimentary gene-splicing.

After Iaido gibbered gibbon-like gibberish, "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" Leyla retorted.

Eventually, incalculable golems festively paraded in lavish ballgowns unabashed by wobbly gelatinous imaginary gnome-people.

Aroc flew high-er than Gnatu despite encumbering and impeding several nasty wizardly golems with his gnome-like appendages.

"By gnome-like generals!" exclaimed Aroc, unbeknownst to incorrigible Mophus' smile.

Frowning, Sonja removed removeable redundancies, reducing redundant remonstrations.

Hubblebubble was conjuring images 'twixt many bouts of osteogenesis-ish-ness.

"Gadzooks!" exclaimed a pervy ostrich! "Gadzooks, Ostriches! Here??"

Dinner was alfresco, obviously. Lunch never stood a snowflake's chance of ever being found in time though.

"Materializers materialistically stole thingies," suggested Linflas phenomenologically, angrily, and disorientedly even though incensed about radicalised incense.

Mana-mana, mana caster was certainly indisposed, yet obstreperously, shouted skywards, hoping that one crow when called upon would gather many Acorns.

Meanwhile, back at Gothmog's, maiden's sister's room-mate's half-sister's mother's hamster-like gerbils of nastiness incarnate, nobody suspected the Spanish.

"What frightfully despicable luck," ejaculated Watson bereft of sense & sensibility because woodlice infested his undergarments posthumously while his golems' tailor's uncle's tennis partner's spud-merchant fiddled incessantly yet tenderly.

Later, poodle Frou-frou waddled through Mophus's fancy pantaloons whilst Daroou ralphed "Vexations!" Vexirks voiced viciously.

"Whence goes Banville," asked Lord Order, "And whom the blazes was singing Meatloaf?"

Badgers badged at Sonja, strangely devoid, stripeless with tinsel-replacement machines.

"Fuse badgerstripes with sausages marinated in Leyla's crockpot. Forsooth!" yelled Daroou, weirdly.

Boris still harboured lusty thoughts regarding Daroou's gibberish and nonsensical botanical tyrannical pumpernickel. Both secretly disgusted Iaido, whom Tiggy partied furiously with Boris's knickers with.

Iaido, flummoxed by indiginous ouitus.

Algor-ithm-ic logic seeped out from crevices rich in Mophus's juicy forehead explosion holes.

Frisbees frizzed frenetically, systematically spurning Leif's valiance by accommodating multitudinous hamsters.

Sweaty bags of corbum Flavoured zombies affectionately mauled Christmas enervations, dutifully quaffing egg-nog-flavoured Vi screamer-filled concoction brewed ale.

"By Thor's father's squidgy nodules!" spluttered Stamm.

Aghast, Algor affirmed Aroc's alcoholic albatross.

Airwing alleviated many oddities, pickled by incomprehensible trollins, who incorrigibly unified neo-existentialist hamsters.

"Dagnabit! Surely Vexirks irk dastardly the philosophies," cried an ectoplasmic Ghost.

"Thither!" shouted Mophus and-KABOOM!!!

Wait.

Syra, paradoxically enervated repetitious spells like ful and mon vi, through the medium of interpretive pants was perplexed design by constipated dragons.

Androgynous acolytes amorously amplified liquide's aliteration dependency.

Gando awoke,and realised that the whole affair had been a hilarious, if somewhat perplexing, misunderstanding, and he had in fact been dreaming all along; a wave of amused relief washed over him as he recollected each and every surreal detail, and he went merrily about his way, a happy and festive man, failing to read the subtle and vaguely sinister sub-text embedded within the dream, the suspicious use of grammatical notations, and the disturbing implementation of the word "gnome".

And they all lived happily ever after.

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This story's looking more Unserious then Serious beo :P

Anyhow, thanks for setting this parallel thread up with the full story as it stands so far.
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I just can't believe it is Christmas again! When I saw it in the active topics I thought someone had resurrected last year's thread! :)
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Time is going by too fast!
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yes, it is.
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Nice use of '"'twixt" :D
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it was.

and yet, this story is quickly meandering ...

absolutely nowhere! :lol: :P
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So, same as the past several years we've done it then ;).
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Totally different - there's a different number and everything :p
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knowing that it was xmas soon, I went hunting for it.. and discovered that creative endeavours was moved here, as I had no idea before
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Good thing you found it too, the Creative Endeavors forum just hasn't been the same without the infrequent but regular contributions of our resident Moo Master.
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Gambit rearranged various forums a while back, I thought you comments on it at the time?
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i used to comment in here all the time, and I noticed it went missing.. I just accepted that you guys were going to remove things and life went on :P However, i couldn't accept that the Xmas story wouldn't exist yet again this year, so I used the search tool to find it :P and it if hadn't existed I would have started it :D

I've been slowly working towards creating new artwork, and plan to get some done this holiday. I've created a new group, and likely a new forum will follow for CG artists (2D and 3D) to challenge their skills and try to improve them, regardless of talent level. It's been quite surprising as the respons ganered about 130+ people in just 3 days and the number still grows.. I thought it would be mainly just past grads jumping onboard, but half of these people I don't even know :)
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I meant commented on the forum movements :)

I don't think anything was removed, just some things were collapsed in to sub-forums
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Regardless, it's good to have cows MOOing around in here again.
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I'll just leave this link here for no reason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
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:lol:
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cowsmanaut wrote: However, i couldn't accept that the Xmas story wouldn't exist yet again this year, so I used the search tool to find it
Am I the only one who searches via active topics?

And, on an unrelated note, damn you beo! Damn you to hell.
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oh_brother wrote:And, on an unrelated note, damn you beo! Damn you to hell.
:lol: I couldn't agree more!
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whew! that DP between me and beo was a challenging one to clear up.
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Nicely done!
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And cleared up one myself
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I am on the train, travelling home drunk from our Christmas party. I discover the Spanish and burst out laughing on the train. I'm wearing an elf jumper. I'm getting strange looks. Life is good. :)
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Mana ma na na na na nah na. Mana ma na na nah na na.

Yeah, damn you to hell!
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Cheers to you Gambit.... Happy Christmas Party...!
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I liked prematurely ending that sentence ... nobody did expect the Spanish! Certainly not the Aztecs!



Have a good recovery tomorrow Gambit :)
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@Gambit: I hope you had fun at your Xmas party.
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Yes it was good :) Today is my last day then I have two weeks holiday :)

This story is rather silly this year!
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Two posts Ebeneezer? What type of madness is this? :shock:
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:cry: Maybe we're in Sparta
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