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We all know Beo wouldn't dream of such a thing.

Squeaky clean, he is...squeaky clean.

Pure as the driven snow, old Beo is, to be sure.

Our old pal, Beo, would never do such a thing.

Now, I'm not gonna say someone ELSE might not do such a shameful thing.

Oops. I mean shame-LESS.

Have I reached 12,000 yet?

Ahhh. Now that was 'cheap' even for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXMX-tk ... re=related

Thought I'd add something of real 'worth' to the pot.

OK, stop this now please. Silly posts to increase you post count are pointless and contribute little to the forum.

Beo knows this already.

Don't provoke him, Gambit! He's a wolf, after all.

This is one of the most silly discussions I've ever seen. If there was an article "silly discussion" on Wikipedia, there would definitely be this one as the most typical example.

this is sane compared to some in the past!

Um yeah... The really scary thing is that Beo wrote many very long, eloquent and well-thought posts. This makes the 12 K even more impressive.

Yeah, if you ever needed proof there were more insane threads that snapped the sanity of some, then Trantor's delusions should leave you in no doubt

posts in threads about post count should subtract from your post count you evil doers

SUBSTRACT? But this would take me bellow zero! I dare to oppose, Sir!

PS "Evil doers" is my favourite GWBushism.

Jan wrote:"Evil doers" is my favourite GWBushism.

Bushism? It's more or less standard (if slightly old fashioned) English.

I think things like "make the pie higher" are much better, anyway.

He sure has more than his share of critics, doesn't he?

Tough situation. So's Beowuuf's. 12,000 and judged as a spammer.

Unnoticed, Beowuuf's post counter exceeded 13.000 - that's 1.000 posts in less than nine months! Congratulations!

Less importantly, I've been here for 366 days, so yesterday I started my second year here. One year is far too short a time to be among such excellent and admirable people. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

For this occasion I prepared a short statistics:

I've sent 466 posts. Out of these 466 posts, 70 % were irrelevant, 20 % off-topic, and 9 % completely stupid. The rest was either wrong or came too late. Besides, 85 % of my posts were either gramatically or lexically incorrect (75 % were both gramatically and lexically incorrect). For 1.5 % of my posts, Trantor was banned. Sorry for that, Trant.

I hope I haven't made too many people angry or mad during this year, and I also hope you will allow me to stay here in the future, as long as possible, until you finally ban me for my never-ending series of gramatcally horrible, inconsistent and off-topic posts.

Lol, happy anniversary Jan!

Thanks a lot. I knew you would answer... but I didn't know you would do it in less than 2 minutes! It shocked me so much that now I have to go and open a bottle of beer.

It's scary you are already here for over a year Jan, you still seem "new" to me. Anyway, I'm glad you are here and hope you will stay here for a long time!

Oh, thanks a lot, Trant. You're both glad and scared? It sounds schizophrenically.