[April Fool's] Dungeon of Stuff that's Bad

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[April Fool's] Dungeon of Stuff that's Bad

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DSB has had a pretty long history by now, and I think it's time to separate it from the copyrighted material at its root so I can make a truly free version of DSB.
I like the acronym, but the name is too much like DM, so DSB will henceforth stand for the Dungeon of Stuff that's Bad, because most dungeons are full of bad stuff so it's descriptive or something.

Other changes are:
:arrow: Most of the graphics will be replaced by pixelated squares because monitor native resolutions are getting so high nobody can tell the difference anyway in a game that was meant to run at 320x200.
:arrow: To avoid having to make my own new font I'll just render all in-game text in Comic Sans from now on.
:arrow: The sounds will be replaced by recordings of me making funny noises.
:arrow: Party members will be replaced by webcam photos of random people off the internet who volunteered. Almost all of the pictures don't include genitals.
:arrow: The default dungeon is randomly generated and is probably solvable, but I haven't playtested it so I don't know.

This will be released tomorrow. If it's not out tomorrow, check back the day after that.
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Wow, that sounds cool! And you managed to announce it on exactly the first of April as well - first day of a month, that's good timing. Almost unbelievable, in fact ;).
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good, I think this should have been done a year ago already ;)
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Great news. You forgot Massive Multiplayer. And GG come back in Return to RTC.
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Instabuy!

I love your consistency :-)
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