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I was a Catholic, once upon a time.

Given that I'm now agnostic, I can appreciate this joke even more!
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The master of ajaz quotes summarises our experience perfectly:
Trantor wrote:Trantor: being curious and shocked at the same time is the default mood whenever i am in ajax chat
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Loads of little poems tonight, this one was the best so far:
Sophia wrote:Sophia: when a man speaks filth it is always dirty, but from a woman it is sweet and flirty
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Obviously haven't met the women in South London... ;)
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Bit wrote:Bit: you are just not old enough. in my age a good sneeze is better than an orgasm - you're much fitter after it.
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Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: Sex can sometimes get banal, if we only use the birth canal
:shock: :oops: :shock: :!:
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Some from Wuffy!


"...though i have to use a tissue and filled it quite well"
"Man, there's nothing like a good blow"
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Beo overtakes all of us in terms of filthiness:
Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: lol, i'd be happy if i was having sex all the time. well, maybe not... if anything fell off i'd be a little bit sad again. but then i'd invent medicine to reattach things and cure soreness, so really the human race would still be able to evolve and not die offf. It seems much better than relying on wars for problem solving and technological advancements
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Another from Wuffy...


"i had fun entering sophia in flashchat"


How worried should we be...
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These are all no where as bad as they sound, and plus the hooks came fro mthe new mistress of filth ameena, and the reigning master trantor!
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Gah, they are now accusing me of being sordid and filthy and disgusting...as though I never was to begin with :O. And anyway, I blame it on it being rather late and my brain being zonked due to the lateness (well okay it was only about 10-11pm, but that's around the time I go to bed these days now that I actually have a job :P). So meh to you :P.
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Lol, i think before you just said 'eeew' and 'oh lord' whereas last night you went 'eeew' and 'oh lord' then topped it with your own comments :D
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Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: i'll remove my pants, someone get the tub of jellied eels and the junior fireman's outfit for the monkey
Um, right...
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Look, that was totally taken out of context! Oh, no, wait, it wasn't :oops: :cry: :shock:
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One from Wuffy...again...

"Lol, it's ok, I'm sure you'll have more fun doing sophia than you would doing me"
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And another one...


"hmm, that just sounds like i want a tomato but someone punched me in the face right before"
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Yeah, both of those are out of context!
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A non perverse non corruptable goodnight from Tomi:

"let us listen what poems the matress is willing to tell"

Cool, non?
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Yes, it's from Wuffy, but believe it or not, it's not rude!


"If the dungeon doens't know what's going on, WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE!"
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I would post a picture of toni's dungeon ,ap that prompted this, but it would spoil the game, but more importantly MELT YOUR BRAINS!
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the most bizzare thing just happened.. I clicked on a forum link and instead of going to the thread.. it sent me to the chat room.. weird!!
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it has become self aware and wants your filth!
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And even when i am innocnet i still get hit somehow:

(22:33:54) Sophia: fast fingers, arses, coming
Sophia: (22:34:02) trantor would be having a field day
(22:34:23) Sophia: and beo "likes dogs"
(22:34:28) Sophia: that's just the icing on a very strange cake
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(22:46:15) Ameena: Wow... Wuffy lol...in, out, in, out...shake it all about..
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LMAO :D

could have been much worse a quote too there...
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Lol that was yesterday, I think, when I logged into the chat to behold a mass of "Beowuuf has logged into the chat", "Beowuuf has logged out of the chat" messages, and sod all actual chat.
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I was communicating in morse code - you didn't spot it? :(
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beowuuf wrote:it has become self aware and wants your filth!
I've just been re-reading this thread, and this somehow reminds me of that scene from one of those "Look who's talking" movies, where the toilet starts talking to the little boy: "I want your filth!"
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Shortly after discussing the Spore monster with the large penis that Linflas posted:
Sophia wrote:Ameena: I'm typing left hand only
Sophia: all that talk of large penises
Sophia: and ameena's typing with one hand
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Heh yeah, miss out the bit where I said Ollie had just landed on my arm ;).
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