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which means that ameena is right-handed for carrying parrots :roll:
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Ameena wrote:Heh yeah, miss out the bit where I said Ollie had just landed on my arm ;).
Miss me? :oops:
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Sophia wrote:(21:06:45) Adamo: hey people, we`re very lucky we`re alive, since they started LHC project- and the world didn`t blew up!!
(21:07:02) Sophia: yeah, i was worried, how about you
(21:08:27) Trantor: well, the swiss already make holes in cheese, so it was certainly possible that they could also make holes in the world, or universe...
(21:09:09) Sophia: yeah, them and their corrupt "neutrality", it'd be JUST LIKE them to blow up the universe and then be like "oh no it wasn't us, we just got a hadron that was a bit larger than we could handle!"
(21:10:17) Sophia: compare this to the "large hardon collider" which is some kind of gay frottage porn
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Sophia wrote:(20:34:17) Sophia: tiggy's always got a funny look, it's like she's a good girlfriend for mophus
(20:34:23) Sophia: "she doesn't have to kneel, it's great"
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Oh, are we getting back to the realms of "Wuuf lacks the blow command" now?
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did you ever think it would be anything else?
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beowuuf wrote:(19:51:34) beowuuf: i mean...can we stop being perverse so early and get back to talking about why DSB is so cool and what was supposed to be showing off it's tech features?
(19:52:13) Trantor: are you afraid of non-perverts entering and thinking bad stuff about us beo? you won't find any here :P
(19:53:03) beowuuf: no, i'm afraid of newbies entering and being prepared for the filth - it's so much more fun to be talking DM when they come in, then all of a sudden be like 'MOPHUS'S GIANT COCK STRIKES AGAIN' :shock: :cry:
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Someday this forum will be in the top results on google for
"gay porn" "lesbian dungeon" and "mophus".
What Is Your Quest ?
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It shouldn't be, searching of forum content is disabled. We're safe. :-)
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Just our readers that are screwed :D

Screwed like a tied down screamer when mophus has his <deleted due to reasons of taste>
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ok, we could at least pretend that we`re not perverted every time when a new person loggs in to the chat. A logged newbie should change the discussion back to DM, so that he wouldn`t recognize what`s cooking :twisted:
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Beo sums it up perfectly:
beowuuf wrote:(15:54:07) steampunkonline: if I use cocaine, my tongue becomes a bit numb and I can't pronounce the letter "s" properly
(15:54:11) steampunkonline: it sounds all snakelike
(15:54:16) beowuuf: nice to know
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Sophia displays her knowledge about sports! On why American football is popular in the USA, but not in Europe:
Sophia wrote:Sophia: basically, the USA was never part of the european middle ages
Sophia: so unlike you guys we're not sick of watching men in massive armor smash into each other
And shortly after that:
Sophia wrote:Sophia: lesbians seem to like the WNBA though
Sophia: perhaps they could get a boost with the new slogan, "WNBA: NO BALLS ON THE COURT EXCEPT ONE"
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Adamo wrote:ok, we could at least pretend that we`re not perverted every time when a new person loggs in to the chat. A logged newbie should change the discussion back to DM, so that he wouldn`t recognize what`s cooking :twisted:
er...ok. Who would you rather engage in a sexual relationship with....Gothmog or Hissssa? I'd do Gothmog, I'd like to try an ethereal fxck, whipping of that cape of his/hers and looking dreamily into those red eyes. :shock:...did I miss the point?
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Linesmachine wrote:did I miss the point?
Completely.
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Trantor wrote:Trantor: so, um... german makes you think of... toilets?
Doesn't it, though?
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Sound advice on German grammar:
T0mi wrote:T0Mi: if it's all in ALLCAPS, its always correct!
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(23:43:16) T0Mi: there is only one thing worse than drinking: smoking... *lits-a-zig*
(23:44:37) Gambit37: there's only one thing worse than smoking. Waking up with someone you don't recognise and realising you didn't have any condoms.
(23:45:11) Trantor: i can't say gambit, that never happened to me...
(23:45:32) Gambit37: Me neither. But I think that would be worse than smoking, right?
(23:45:46) T0Mi: *could tell a story, but won't*
(23:45:52) Sophia: :shock:
(23:46:04) Trantor: t :shock: mi, you just earned your :shock:
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On the reason why everyone left Ajax Chat all of a sudden, I finally learned more about linguistics:
beowuuf wrote:(22:33:19) beowuuf: it is - you mentioned skype, which means 'slut' in american slang, 'damnation to your grandmother' in polish, 'i like your loincloth' in certain german dialetcs, and 'you are english' in scottish slang
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Twins seem to share everything...
MasterWuuf wrote:(20:02:51) MasterWuuf: My wife is a twin. The guy who married her twin is quiet, but nuts.
(20:03:33) Sophia: the good news is if they ever get bored maybe they can just switch places
(20:03:57) MasterWuuf: I'd know the difference. My wife kisses better.
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You Dirty Bird.
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"Wuuf's big brother"
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Cowsmanaut and Lunever wrote:Lunever: btw: anyone already readmy latest post?
cowsmanaut: your latest post?
Lunever: asking about joysticks
cowsmanaut: I like my joystick... and sometimes I let others play with it.. but only if they are nice... and only if they don't have cold hands..
cowsmanaut: wait.. you were talking about controlers...
Lunever: I rather thought about hardware ... well that comment won't do either I suppose
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I have been discovered!
Sophia wrote:Sophia: trantor, why don't you just admit you listen to wagner and pose in the mirror telling yourself how manly you are
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Sometimes, even I am speechless...
Lunever wrote:Lunever: Sophia: I bet you have divine tits
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A sharp observation of human society:
Sophia wrote:Sophia: sadly, some (many?) social groups are only held together by common hatreds
Sophia: straights hate the gays. gays hate the straights. bisexuals hate anyone who won't date them.
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Trantor: i actually saw sülze in the supermarket yesterday, i thought of you sophia
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Gambit37 wrote:Gambit37: I agree with Sophia.
Could it be? It must be Christmas time! Or a full moon.
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iGame3D wrote:iGame3D: pcx images are weird by the way...its like something you'd find on some 1988 porn BBS
DSB's secret origins revealed.
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Sophia wrote:Sophia: anyone who puts a deliberate "dead end" area in their dungeon ought to be forced to be mophus's sex slave for a month
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Observations on the music industry:
cowsmanaut wrote:cowsmanaut: see, funny thing about rap.. you add a C to the name and it exposes it's true form!
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