Jan wrote:Is this an "auto-insult"? I mean, are you talking to yourself, Wuufie?
I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Jan's a MEANIE! Waaaahhhh!
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!
And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Who ratted me out???Jan wrote:I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!
And that was done in such a 'loving' manner. It was for his own good.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Whew! Oral hygiene, PUHHLEEEEAAASSSSEEE!
And I hope you don't misunderstand AGAIN, and think I'm telling you to say "HI!" to some geek named GENE.
And I hope you don't misunderstand AGAIN, and think I'm telling you to say "HI!" to some geek named GENE.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Actually, it got very silly indeed.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
This is getting out of hand. We need a superhero!
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Unfamiliar with a REAL super hero?
I like him because he carries a sword.
I like him because he carries a sword.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
NO!
An advert on the radio using the music put the Dennis Moore song in my head at work las week all day. I got rid of it.
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO PUT IT BACK IN THERE!
Still, at least I can sing more words than before... no, wait, I can't as you included the forgetting words one
(limerick)
NO!
An advert on the radio using the music put the Dennis Moore song in my head at work las week all day. I got rid of it.
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO PUT IT BACK IN THERE!
Still, at least I can sing more words than before... no, wait, I can't as you included the forgetting words one
(limerick)
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Ahhh. Now THERE'S a REAL hero.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
OK. You got me. I'm stunned!
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
As far as thick-headed, fork-tongued, fly speck infestations go, you're in the top of your class.
If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.
If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.
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What Is Your Quest ?
Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.[/quote]
Is that why you usually eat them instead?
You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir!
Is that why you usually eat them instead?
You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir!
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
That's because I've been standing near you for too long.
If they gave out trophies for utter stupidity, you'd win the gold, silver, bronze, and any others they might care to come up with.
If they gave out trophies for utter stupidity, you'd win the gold, silver, bronze, and any others they might care to come up with.
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I RESEMBLE that comparison.
Alas, I thought there was something 'fishy' about you. Methinks it is your breath.
The Spanish might say, "Mañana, mañana, siempre mañana."
However, for you alone, they would probably say, "Bobo, bobo, siempre bobo."
P.S. I really thought, when Joramun put the
... on earlier,
that his spoiler was going to be some kind of personal affront, given the ST start,
but he managed to place a PRAISE on the INSULT thread.
I figure that was for someone of Beowuuf prestige. Ooooh. That really hurts.
Alas, I thought there was something 'fishy' about you. Methinks it is your breath.
The Spanish might say, "Mañana, mañana, siempre mañana."
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Tomorrow, tomorrow, always tomorrow
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Goofy, goofy, always goofy
...
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that his spoiler was going to be some kind of personal affront, given the ST
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but he managed to place a PRAISE on the INSULT thread.
I figure that was for someone of Beowuuf prestige. Ooooh. That really hurts.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Is that why you usually eat them instead?beowuuf wrote:[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.
You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir![/quote]
Watch it, Beo. It's MY reputation, you intend to stain.
I only eat them AFTER I use them for a month or so in my shoes.
Whew. You'd think by now, Beo would KNOW how 'thrifty' I am.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
You're always amazed to find out your birthday falls on the same day EVERY YEAR.
(Getting the first 'dirty dig' in for the new year )
(Getting the first 'dirty dig' in for the new year )
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Harhar - I passed my one already that year!
(*throws in some bottles of beer*)
That will slow them down, hehehe.
(*throws in some bottles of beer*)
That will slow them down, hehehe.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Bean or Potato?PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.
Grrrr. It had BETTER NOT BE potato sprouts. Them would be some FIGHTIN' Words.
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Potato sprouts may be poisonous, but I wouldn't call them 'Fightin' Words', fighting words are more like hack, slash and thump, pow and biff come to mind also, No not potato sprouts.
[edited to make sense] But then again that's what you get from the shallow end of the gene pool.
[edited to make sense] But then again that's what you get from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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It's not a bug in the program, I've just gone and done something weird.
Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
How appropriate! You fight like sprouts!PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.
Are you smart enough to memorise my insult, or should I carve it on your bottom?
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
Har, har, har. Now we're starting to make some SENSE in the insult department.
Er, at least 'I' am making some sense.
Sounds like everyone else is trying to make some 'tossed salad' or something.
(in a high-pitched voice)
I'm gonna slug, hack, slash and thump,...er, POW and BIFF???`
Love those misleading spoilers.
(clearing of voice, and yes, we're back to my REAL voice
Grrr. I'm gonna BIFF you with some nice radish slices.
Ahhh. Don't you get a sense of grandeur, now that the 'insult' swordfight is now back in full swing? Touche'
Er, at least 'I' am making some sense.
Sounds like everyone else is trying to make some 'tossed salad' or something.
(in a high-pitched voice)
I'm gonna slug, hack, slash and thump,...er, POW and BIFF???`
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Has someone been watching too many re-runs of the old television Batman series?
(clearing of voice, and yes, we're back to my REAL voice
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What do you mean, it's still HIGH PITCHED???
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(is that some sort of inappropriate euphemism?)
Ahhh. Don't you get a sense of grandeur, now that the 'insult' swordfight is now back in full swing? Touche'
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
No, no, no and NO! Masterwuufie, you have to learn the combat rules! Please, read BW's first post in this thread or play Monkey Island 1!
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Re: I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight
You cannot blame someone for not learning the rules. A blind child with no grasp of any combat regulations could still beat you.
I have coughed up phlegm that was a more able swordsman than you.
I have coughed up phlegm that was a more able swordsman than you.