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Some bike it hot – Documentary following two odd nuns as they go on cycle tour of the Sahara

Near window – one family's fight to deny planning permission to an overly close glass-front building

Taxi drivel – a man struggles to understand the inane chat of his cab driver
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Pelican Grief ,a Pelican thriller where something fishy goes awry in the pod.
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This is Spinal Rap - The flagging rock band move into hip-hop in an attempt to reinvigorate their career.

The Inbredibles - A family descended entirely from landed gentry fight crime in animated superhero caper.

Bleeping Beauty - The classic tale re-imagined. A broken ZX Spectrum is locked in a tower, and can only be repaired with the magic screwdriver of an imprisoned technician.

Lars Attacks! - Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, at the end of his tether due to illegal downloads, snaps and goes on an internet trolling rampage.
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Laws Story of a lawyer, a shark in the court.
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Soy story - the veggie tales reboot where soybeans come to life whenever the gardener isn't looking
Bear and Loathing in los vegas - A story of a nudist who hates other people but longs to be seen in the buff..
Fatman Begins - but will it be all over when the fat lady sings?
The incredible Sulk - You never seen a tantrum like this..
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LOL, you're all crazy... Soy story... Bleeping Beauty... Some bike it hot... Taxy drivel... I just can't stop laughing... :mrgreen:

Spice Odyssey - where Stanley Kubrick meets Frank Herbert

100 - the Greek financial crisis results in severe cuts in the Hellenic Army

The Expandables - the 1980s action stars have put on some weight recently
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Gritters - Furry aliens are undone by slippery winter conditions, and subsequently seek employment with a local council to de-ice the roads.

Lord of the Rungs - An underdog in the minority sport of 'speed ladder climbing' overcomes all the odds.
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A few more....

Kremlins - Historical fiction. The one party state splits and a new fortress is built on the other side of the Moscow River.

Slack Hawk Down - An ultra-conservative republican is stricken with an intense bout of diarrhoea.

End of Jays - Gabriel Byrne's Satan condemns a bird family to extinction. Schwarzenegger tries to stop him.

Enema at the Gates - Constipated Red Army soldiers get cleaned out in readiness to repel the Nazis at Stalingrad.
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Gladerunner - Anne of Green Gables, finally decides to follow her passion for running through the hills and forrests and decides to go pro.. (edit.. damn.. this was already done.. sorry )
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Scar Trek - A prequel to the lion king, where scar goes on walkabout to deal with the misery of never being king.. will he ever find his confidence?
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Enema at the Gates. Brilliant, LOL! :D

Hot Tub Tine Machine: Hit by a lightning bolt in a storm, Sam's hot tub starts making forks by the million. He sells them all and becomes a forking billionaire.
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Binding Private Ryan - a 50 shades of camo story.. where Ryan likes to be tied up.

There will be Flood - the Noah story..
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King Dong the best hung of them all
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Chaos-Shaman wrote:King Dong the best hung of them all
Starring Rocco Sifredi and Ron Jeremy
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Ha, some great ones here! Too many to mention but they made me laugh! :)

John Tucker must dig - a map, a shovel, a desert island: John Tucker knows what he has to do
Silence of the lamas - a group of Tibetan monks refrain from talking
Back to the Suture - a doctor gives up on his tendency to use adhesives to close wounds
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Holy smoke! I have to laugh so much that I cannot come up with anything new myself! Silence of the Lamas and Slack Hawk Down are now on my "Must watch" list. :D

Looking at the BBC News today:

The Umpire Strikes Back - will England finally win at least one test match against the Aussies? :roll:
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Red Seat - A bad case of haemorrhoids gets Schwarzenegger's Russian cop in a fix.
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All comedy movies this time....


Ferris Bueller's Pay Off - Ferris contacts a no win/no fee law firm after tripping over a paving stone.

The 40 Year Old Virgil - The Year: 30BC! The Roman poet has a massive birthday blow-out.

Rash Hour - Dermatological issues hinder two cops in their quest for justice!

Grading Places - Listed buildings in England are graded wrongly by a team of party-animal architects.
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Rash Hour! :chuckles:

RoboCod - The Jaws look like a fairytale in comparison

Kissing in Action - only Chuck Norris can kill with a kiss

Dye Hard - Bruce Willis changes his profession, but not his determination
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related move :

RoboCob - a tale of GMO corn gone wrong. You wouldn't buy this for a dollar!
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Moldy dick The curse of the mummy.. A gay archeologist dies from a stange disease.
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Some horror movies now....


The Whining - Jack's family are ground down by his incessant moaning about their predicament.

Bellraiser - Demons meet campanologists in this horror comedy.

The Ping - The deadly videotape is uploaded to the web. Mass connection problems ensue!

Stream - Teen slasher flick, where the perpetrator posts snuff videos online for all to see.
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Sauman, you're a machine! These are continually great, keep them coming :)
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Yeah, Saumun must have a factory there somewhere... :D Do go on, please! :)

Chicken Rum - the desperate birds find another way of escaping the sad reality of their hopeless lives
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Just always found these kind of things easy to come up with...
Same reason i've posted so many times in 'Clever name collection'.
Anyway... Westerns!


True Gait - John Wayne desperately tries to improve his walk, whilst hunting down a murderer.

Vale Rider - Clint Eastwood leaves the Californian mining community, and relocates to another one... In Wales!

A Fistful of Collars - A stranger arrives in San Miguel and offers to walk the dogs of busy townsfolk.

Shame - Alan Ladd's cowboy character has an attack of nerves, and ducks out of the final shootout with the cattle baron.
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Actually, English is very suitable for this kind of things - short words, vact vocabulary, almost no word inflexion. This would be virtually impossible in Czech language with its quite long words, rather limited vocabulary and especially the complex system of word inflexion. In fact, we should be very grateful that English is the global language - if it was Czech, the whole civilisation would collapse in a couple of days
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(whereas with English it will only collapse in several decades).
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Beverly Hills Hop - The shakedown of the hottest dance club of the 50s
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The Park Knight - Christian Bale as a masked vigilante who protects Gotham City's Central Park from littering and dog poop.

The Naked Nun - NOT starring Leslie Nielsen as the titular character!

Annie Tall - Woody Allen's attempt to deal with his psychological issues coming from his size disadvantage compared to most women.

Full Metal Racket - Once the guns are empty, it's time to get out the steel tennis rackets to fight the Vietcong!
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The Mild Bunch - The ageing gang give up the hard stuff and settle instead for lightly hopped beer.

New Jock City - NYC gangs face a new threat! Marauding Scotsmen try to get a slice of the action.

The Oven - A prequel where Satan, in the baking heat of hell, concocts his dastardly plan to unleash the antichrist.

A Fish Galled Wanda - Jamie Lee Curtis is furious as Michael Palin's fish thwarts the gang's heist plans.
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Bull & Ted's Excellent Adventure - The story of a matador who takes the bull that almost killed him on a trip to find his family.
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The Gor Father - needing currency to pay his minions, Chaos smelted alloys made of gold and rare earth elements to produce a coin that the ferry man would take to cross the river stix, having one meant that the owner could bring themselves back from death.

- the master of slow death by mutilation.

[/The Sod Father] - story of an Irish man who cared greatly about his lawn and would punish those who walked upon it.
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