The pact to never to cut off each others fingers

[Zyx]

I swear.

New users may like to consult this thread before running away in terror - b.

[rain`]

I swear. Toes are fair game.

[beowuuf]

I'll swear too if you cut my toes off. So, we are agreed then. we are only cutting our on finges off. So, when's this happening?

[Gambit37]

*Snip* ... gush.... Bwaahaahahahah.

I don't believe in pacts.

[beowuuf]

Though I do believe that this is in the wrong forum and may scare new people looking for DM advice. I'll move it later at work

You know, after I've used the saw there : )

[Tom Hatfield]

I can't swear to this. It's unconstitutional. What if times change and finger-cutting becomes stylish? Shall we amend the pact saying, "unless finger-cutting is stylish"?

In that case, I shall consider it.

[Zyx]

No! Pacting involves our very souls, and being above the secular turmoil of the world, transcends any finger-cutting mode. By resisting the changes of time, we prove the strength of our psychorigidn... I mean, of our faith.
Now swear. (Ok you can sign with your blood if you fashion it).

[cowsmanaut]

what if you have no fingers.. what's to keep you from cutting off my hooves? it's all good and dandy for you human types.. keep me from cutting off your fingers.. but my hooves.. they are my lively hood..

gaaaahhhh!

[Ameena]

I was wondering about that kind of thing...I mean, PaulH's a snail - he hasn't even got any hands! And Wuffy has paws...and Gambit has erm...well atm he's just an eye so...

[Lunever]

Ameena: Ok, from that point of view ... can we extend the pact to never cut each others hair and of course not to cut each others wings?

[Ameena]

Or any other useful appendages I suppose (oo-er).
Is this thread an extension of yet another weird Flashchat conversation or was Zyx just in a strange mood and decided to start it?

[Sophia]

Or any other useful appendages I suppose (oo-er).
Is this thread an extension of yet another weird Flashchat conversation or was Zyx just in a strange mood and decided to start it?

Maybe he got called "Zyxypoo" one too many times, and he finally snapped and wanted to cut off everyone's fingers, but then got hold of himself, and thought he'd best contain his impulses in a solemn vow.

Now that is an extension of a weird Flashchat conversation.

[beowuuf]

But, what if someone wants to trim my hair, does that count?

I'll solve the mystery of the scary finger cutting pact when I find the link...anazingly enough forum initiated weirdness for a change

[Tom Hatfield]

No! Pacting involves our very souls, and being above the secular turmoil of the world, transcends any finger-cutting mode. By resisting the changes of time, we prove the strength of our psychorigidn... I mean, of our faith.
Now swear. (Ok you can sign with your blood if you fashion it).

Uh-oh. Now you sound like a zealot. I definitely cannot agree with that.

[beowuuf]

Zealot is such a strong word, I just think he has an over enthusiastic devotion to his cause with narrow vision tendancies in it's implementation : )

[Tom Hatfield]

Oh. Well, in that case, count me in. I really could stand to keep my fingers when there are zealots walking around. . .

[MasterWuuf]

No! Pacting involves our very souls, and being above the secular turmoil of the world, transcends any finger-cutting mode. By resisting the changes of time, we prove the strength of our psychorigidn... I mean, of our faith.
Now swear. (Ok you can sign with your blood if you fashion it).

Uh-oh. Now you sound like a zealot. I definitely cannot agree with that.

Psychorigidness? Hadn't even heard this word for decades. Well, to be honest, this post may be in that time frame.

Nice to see ZYX isn't about constantly changing his mind, however. I'd hate to hear of him cutting the fingers off a few of his friends.