Famous Last Words...

[FallenSeraphin]

1. Why is something so small listed as a 5th level monster?
2. We'll cover more ground if we split up!
3. I don't detect any traps.
4. They're not that impressive, are they?
5. I'll get it! I just learned to cast FIREBALL!
6. Godcall. Pffft. Like anything'll happen if I shout "Hey! Cthulu! Bite me!"
7. I jump out of hiding and waste one with my crossbow.
8. I don't detect any evil.
9. Hey, I'll bet that unholy artifact fragment fits together with this one.
10. Look! As long as I don't roll a fumble, I'll win!
11. I'm not worried. I have a +2 sword!
12. Whaddaya mean, trolls here aren't affected by daylight?
13. I cast an illusion of a bridge, and tell no one to disbelieve it until we're safely across the gorge.