Frankly scary split post from Fluxcage topic

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:50 am

(Topic split from http://www.dungeon-master.com/forum/mod ... 4aa7955add ) - b.

Omg you can tell I'm tired...I already saw this thread yesterday but at a brief glance today I thought the thread title was errmm something else..."F**kages" lol.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:51 am

Ameena, you seriously need a boyfriend.

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:53 am

Lol eww why?
I went to bed at about 3am this morning, got up at 7am, spent the day travelling in trains, walking, sitting, screaming, talking, then more riding in trains and then another long walk, and now it's five to midnight and I'm sorta knackered lol.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:55 am

Well, first the comment about Halk banging something with his large weapon, now this... But alright, let's blame it on your tiredness... We'll see if the trend continues.

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:06 am

Rofl what about someone's "Wuuf lacks the blow command" (I keep forgetting who said it but it was either Trant, PaulH, or Wuffy in Flashchat but I can't be arsed to look it up)? And loads of other dodgy stuff people have said

. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think I have any dodgy quotes in either of the quote threads

.
Anyway, you can talk, Mr Journey-to-the-Bottom-of-the-Barrel!

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:09 am

You finally realize it Ameena - we have infected you!

And Wuuf lacking the blow command was indeed me.

And I can just imagine it... Lord Chaos, besieged by dozens of little children, disguised as monsters, on Helloween... All are asking for sweets, but all Lord Chaos replies is "This is NOT funny!"

Post by **Lunever** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:09 am

"Wuuf lacks the blow command" would certainly be doggy stuff, I mean, dodgy stuff.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:09 am

Doggy stuff? You mean "doggy style"?

Post by **Lunever** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:11 am

Trantor, sometimes you lack any subtelty.

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:20 am

Oh dear...which of us is it, Trant? Who of we two are ultimately responsible for having completely derailed, crashed, and obliterated the original topic of this thread?

Post by **Lunever** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:23 am

Ameena: Err, you mean the original topic about transsxual barbarians?

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:25 am

Well, that or Fluxcaging Lord Chaos, yeah

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beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:04 am

Lmao, I would quote these last three replies (especially lunever's one) in the forum quote of the week if I didn't need to run...otherwise these will get split later from the f***cage thread becausew they are a little doggy

mikko · Post by **mikko** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:39 am

Yep, this thread seems to be all about banging, blowing and f**kages..

Daecon · Post by **Daecon** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:52 am

Why use a Fluxcage on Lord Chaos?

Maybe Chaos likes being tied up.

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:37 pm

Heh maybe that's why there's no whips in the dungeon - he's got 'em all stashed away somewhere in a super-super-secret vault thingy on Level 13...

purple1 · Post by **purple1** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:10 am

Try adding "of love" to any profession. It makes it naughty and funny immediately.

Lord Chaos - The Dungeon Master... of love.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:47 am

LMAO

Halk the Barbarian... of love
Wuuf the Bika...of love
Zed Duke of...Lovesville..population...us, baby...oooooh yeah
Leyla Lonelyhearts-seeker
Mophus the Looooove Doctor
Elija the Stallion of Yaitopya
Hissssa Lizar Of Makan Looooooove

It works!

Post by **Sophia** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:43 am

You'd better watch yourself, or Adamo will show up and post something perverted.

Post by **Gambit37** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:42 am

beowuuf wrote:Hissssa Lizar Of Makan Looooooove

Superb! You are neat. And mildly amusing. Bloop bloop!

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:44 pm

There surely are more:

Boris, Wizard of Baldor-Love - Does that mean that he likes bald people like Yul Brynner or Telly Savalas? Or simply that there's no playing with grass on the field, as Sophia would put it?

Hawk the Fearless Lover ("You can't scare me with those huge breasts of yours Chani!")

Stamm Lovecaster (with his famous magic spell of "Oh loathsome Screamer, thou shalst not be screaming at us, but looking for a mate! Abracadabra!")

Syra, Lover of Nature - Quick, hide those branches! Linflas would like them, too!

Gando Lovefoot - I don't even want to think about that...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:20 pm

It makes you wander about the monsters now...

Screamer - what's are they sscreaming for?
Beholder - what's it looking at, and iis that why its eye is so big?
Trolin'...for loooooooooooooooooooove
Rock monster - what's rocking? The Kasbah?
Animated amor - as the french would say
Oiutu - as in 'oi, you two!'
Coitl - no comment!
Skeletons - poor critters, they have nobody...ahahahahha *cough*
Black Flaming passions
Love rats - all those broken hearted vexirks left behind eating too much comfort food
Purple worm...of loooooooooooooove Ouch, I think i got splinters in me fingers

Post by **linflas** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:22 pm

L'Amour animée

Post by **Ameena** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:08 pm

Oh dear....this thread now destined to be the Dm Thread of Ultimate Dodginess it seems...

(Not that I wasn't laughing

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