Happy Thanksgiving

Post by **Sophia** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:50 pm

The day we Americans feel thankful that we get a holiday and you don't!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:59 pm

Lol, happy thanksgiving then!

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:10 pm

yer too late.. all the candians ate all the turkeys last month

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:56 pm

Yes they did! Did any of us wish you a happy thanksgiving cows?

Happy thanksgiving all you wacky people on the other side of the pond who have extra holidays!

Post by **Sophia** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:45 am

cowsmanaut wrote:yer too late.. all the candians ate all the turkeys last month

Nah, America Jr. has the practice Thanksgiving before the real thing

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:11 am

actually, we are just have more to be thankfull for.. those bitter americans just want to put it off as long as they can

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:25 am

Thank you for letting us not be america, thank you for letting us be bigger, thank you for our quebec not going malignant and spreading, thank for you letting people stillthink we are a nice friendly country so our evil plans for world domination are not found out yet MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH thank for you beavers and moose...

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:28 am

I'm sure I've shared my feelings on our national animals before....

and how stupid the first canadians were for picking them..

Tom Hatfield · Post by **Tom Hatfield** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:38 pm

Your national animal should be a cyborg wolverine with steel fangs and laser cannons. It's unprecedented.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:44 pm

But then people would KNOW Canada'a secret evil genius master plan

MitchB1990 · Post by **MitchB1990** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:08 pm

lol I ate myself to sleep, then went to see Casino Royale...

Post by **Sophia** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:18 pm

Tom Hatfield wrote:Your national animal should be a cyborg wolverine with steel fangs and laser cannons. It's unprecedented.

I thought that guy was one of the X-Men.

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:23 pm

ok. let's start with the Loon. We put it on our money.. then call them loonies.. I mean the bird is named a loon because people that it acts crazy.. .. so yeah.. mentaly insane birds.. that really represents us.. we're all crazy right?

let's move on to the beaver.. industrious yes.. such a simple little guy can make some fantastic structures.. why.. because it was there.. apparently they are complete OCD.. they build dams because the sound of running water perturbs them.. now when inside the dam.. the rest up for the night. You see a long day of eating wood is hard on the beavers stomach. They don't digest wood after all.. at least not the FIRST time around.. so while in their little dam.. they are having a little snack.. direct from mr anus. Yes.. the little buggers sit in their huts and eat their own ass out.. great representation of canadians.. we are good engineers but we have OCD and eat shit..

lastly.. we have the moose.. some say majestic.. others say akward. The are more often made fun of for their long lanky legs and big noses than anything.. but it doesn't stop there.. these "majestic" animals will fall on their back and piss all over themselves.. in order to smell irrisistable to the female moose. So there we have it.. an animal into golden showers..

so let's recap.. crazy, OCD, eating crap, akward, and peeing all over ourselves.. how wonderfull..

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:27 pm

Well, at least you don't have bulldog as an unoffical animal representation - which is pug ugly and too small to really be seen as anything important!

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:28 am

ahh.. but at least they are feirce looking

but yeah.. the do spend a lot of time snorting into their own crotch licking away... nasty..

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:53 am

Was that the brits or bulldogs? : )

Post by **Sophia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:45 pm

Not all Brits... just the English

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:33 pm

There's a saying here: "Why do dogs spend so much time licking their crotch? - Because they can!" Don't know if that makes the German Shepherd a better or worse animal represantation...