Latest spammer thing

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:07 pm

Just saw this on another board - a new user who posts pm soemthign like this:

jessybaby wrote:HELLO,
My name is jessy utazi,is saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address jessyutazi@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here I am waiting.
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Thanks
jessy

Please don't reply to this type of pm and tell an admin the name of the spammer!

Cheers!

Post by **Zyx** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:32 pm

It's a trap!

Please don't reply to this Beowuuf admin, he's just trying to get pm from you. Who knows what he might do once he knows that your account is active.

Besides, Beowuuf is an old nordic name which means half bear, hal wolf. Those beasts lured innocent souls to feed on their flesh.
They were very ill-tempered, mainly because of their hybrid morphology (they couldn't defecate).
Fortunately, the problem solved itself when Darwin discovered they were not fit to keep existing.
If you can read this you don't need glasses.
If you're still reding this you should go out a little more often.
If I'm still writing this I should get some rest.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:56 pm

Shh, don't give away the game - I'll give you their hearts for your silence!

I mean, haha, of coruse this is a legitimate warning post, haha

Remember their hearts Zyx! Shhhh

Haha!

The beowuuf can indeed defocate by excreting waste through typing

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:08 pm

Reminds me why I love you Zyx!

Tom Hatfield · Post by **Tom Hatfield** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:46 pm

That's funny. I just got my first scam-spam today! Apparently some disgustingly wealthy foreigner died and left $15.5 million in a Bank of America account free for the taking. Not only that, but the manager uses MSN Hotmail for his business e-mail and forgot how to capitalize his first and last names. I read about two sentences out of pure amusement before deleting it.

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 am

Hehe, that changes from the usual "enlarge your penis" spam.

Maybe there should be some "Turing test" to register on the forum, like a bitmap to read, or a question about dungeon master, or even a DM style puzzle

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:55 am

Yeah, then only the spasmmers will get access to the forums, they seem to be more intelligent than the rest of us!

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:37 pm

Well, I thought these kind of posts were made by bots.

If bots are more intelligent than us, then I suppose I'll hide myself in a bunker until John Connor comes to save me from Scam.NET

Anyway, to avoid being annoyed by spam, I propose that we immunize ourselves by creating our own spam on the forum.
Then the normal spam will only be a small amount compared to our own production, making the annoyance negligible.

I propose several troll subjects :
- Climate change
- Religion & Evolution
- Foreign Language subforum

Oh, it seems they have all been taken already

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:24 pm

Lol, those aren't trolls, those are discussions!

It's the oens askign about the FUL bomb creation that need to get deleted!

Post by **Sophia** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:22 pm

God now allows us to create Ful Bombs, but only if we speak in the ancient language of magic. But setting off too many will cause global warming.

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:29 pm

God, magic, global warming, dungeon master. All is related through the power of the fuel bomb.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:35 pm

It's so perfect - and you are all banned!

Well, by that I mean I'll have to ban Trantor multiple times... I do hope he understands

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:40 pm

Of course I do! I certainly will sacrifice myself for the greater good of... global warming...? Maybe I should rethink this thing...

Post by **Zyx** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:50 pm

Joramund wrote:God, magic, global warming, dungeon master. All is related through the power of the fuel bomb.

The proof:
"God magic global warming dungeon master power fuel bomb" gives 26 800 results in google.

"global mophus bomb" gives exactly one result, it's almost a googlewhack. Must mean somthing.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:56 pm

It that a bomb by mophus, or to target mophus, or does it create a mophus effct everywhere...all of these are worrying permutations...

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:05 pm

Maybe it enlarges Mophus' smile. Or it breaks his teeth.

Tom Hatfield · Post by **Tom Hatfield** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:01 pm

It wipes out everything in the interest of wiping out Mophus, like launching the earth into the sun to cook your steak. Can never be too safe.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:27 pm

Amen to that!

Post by **Zyx** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:21 pm

Joramund wrote:Maybe it enlarges Mophus' smile. Or it breaks his teeth.

Upon your words, in a brief and sudden vision of a time a little ahead of ours, in computerized societies of full-time gamers, where legendary games like DM will have made their come back and set golden standards, I saw that the spam will be like "enlarge your Mophus' smile".

Tremble children of men, because those will be the darker times of mankind, full of nightmares came true. Pray that we amongst your fathers, we the guardians of the DM arcanes, will keep our game shrouded in its blissful oblivion, veiled from the curiosity of diggers.

For one day they will digg too deep and unleash a nameless terror from the depths beneath the mainstream of game industry. The creature will wreak dreadful smiles upon th... wait. Dreadful smiles?

*cough*

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*runs*

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:27 pm

Come back! I have a heart I took from a spammer...ooh, we scared him off..or he scared himself off...or actually, he scared me off

*runs*

Actually, this sounds liek a great dungeon idea right here!