The Silly and Seasonal Christmas Story 2008

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:43 pm

"Umm, Daroou, did you mis-read the 'knickerbocker glory' recipe again?" asked Boris concerned for the hairy man-mountain.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:00 pm

All of a sudden, a man in a uniform stepped in, yelling: "Alright, alright, stop that, this is getting silly! The part with the Zyx mask wasn't bad, but now it's just plain silly!"

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:35 pm

Unfortunately, the joke Python of Daroou escaped from the jokebook and 'enhanced' by Zyx, it poisoned the uniformed man and Boris standing close by before Darou either could say, "watch out for Monty!"

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:52 pm

Boris fell to the ground, feeling the poison running through his veins; with his last amount of strength, he said:

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:12 am

"Grynix jernum quey ki skebow rednim u os dey wefna enocarn aquantana"

Post by **Lunever** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:56 am

When everybody looked completely astonished at him, he added: "No creature".

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:55 pm

If only people realised the sentence meant "I really wish I'd had enough sax," and spoke of Boris's love of jazz, then they may have gained a deeper unstanding of his creative genius and would have realised the true author of the song 'No Creature, No Cry in Pain', currently attributed to a John Coltraine and Bob Marley cross-over.