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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:10 pm
by Gambit37
I was a Catholic, once upon a time.
Given that I'm now agnostic, I can appreciate this joke even more!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:39 pm
by beowuuf
The master of ajaz quotes summarises our experience perfectly:
Trantor wrote:Trantor: being curious and shocked at the same time is the default mood whenever i am in ajax chat
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:52 pm
by Trantor
Loads of little poems tonight, this one was the best so far:
Sophia wrote:Sophia: when a man speaks filth it is always dirty, but from a woman it is sweet and flirty
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:55 pm
by Gambit37
Obviously haven't met the women in South London...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:02 am
by Trantor
Bit wrote:Bit: you are just not old enough. in my age a good sneeze is better than an orgasm - you're much fitter after it.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:07 am
by Trantor
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:12 am
by Ameena
Some from Wuffy!
"...though i have to use a tissue and filled it quite well"
"Man, there's nothing like a good blow"
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:16 am
by Trantor
Beo overtakes all of us in terms of filthiness:
Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: lol, i'd be happy if i was having sex all the time. well, maybe not... if anything fell off i'd be a little bit sad again. but then i'd invent medicine to reattach things and cure soreness, so really the human race would still be able to evolve and not die offf. It seems much better than relying on wars for problem solving and technological advancements
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:48 am
by Ameena
Another from Wuffy...
"i had fun entering sophia in flashchat"
How worried should we be...
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:05 am
by beowuuf
These are all no where as bad as they sound, and plus the hooks came fro mthe new mistress of filth ameena, and the reigning master trantor!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:38 am
by Ameena
Gah, they are now accusing me of being sordid and filthy and disgusting...as though I never was to begin with :O. And anyway, I blame it on it being rather late and my brain being zonked due to the lateness (well okay it was only about 10-11pm, but that's around the time I go to bed these days now that I actually have a job
). So meh to you
.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:01 pm
by beowuuf
Lol, i think before you just said 'eeew' and 'oh lord' whereas last night you went 'eeew' and 'oh lord' then topped it with your own comments
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:24 pm
by Trantor
Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: i'll remove my pants, someone get the tub of jellied eels and the junior fireman's outfit for the monkey
Um, right...
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:49 pm
by beowuuf
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:18 pm
by Ameena
One from Wuffy...again...
"Lol, it's ok, I'm sure you'll have more fun doing sophia than you would doing me"
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:11 am
by Ameena
And another one...
"hmm, that just sounds like i want a tomato but someone punched me in the face right before"
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:13 am
by beowuuf
Yeah, both of those are out of context!
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:38 am
by beowuuf
A non perverse non corruptable goodnight from Tomi:
"let us listen what poems the matress is willing to tell"
Cool, non?
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:52 am
by Ameena
Yes, it's from Wuffy, but believe it or not, it's not rude!
"If the dungeon doens't know what's going on, WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE!"
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:12 am
by beowuuf
I would post a picture of toni's dungeon ,ap that prompted this, but it would spoil the game, but more importantly MELT YOUR BRAINS!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:49 am
by cowsmanaut
the most bizzare thing just happened.. I clicked on a forum link and instead of going to the thread.. it sent me to the chat room.. weird!!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:18 am
by beowuuf
it has become self aware and wants your filth!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:37 pm
by beowuuf
And even when i am innocnet i still get hit somehow:
(22:33:54) Sophia: fast fingers, arses, coming
Sophia: (22:34:02) trantor would be having a field day
(22:34:23) Sophia: and beo "likes dogs"
(22:34:28) Sophia: that's just the icing on a very strange cake
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:57 am
by Toni Y
(22:46:15) Ameena: Wow... Wuffy lol...in, out, in, out...shake it all about..
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:57 am
by beowuuf
LMAO
could have been much worse a quote too there...
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:52 pm
by Ameena
Lol that was yesterday, I think, when I logged into the chat to behold a mass of "Beowuuf has logged into the chat", "Beowuuf has logged out of the chat" messages, and sod all actual chat.
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:00 pm
by beowuuf
I was communicating in morse code - you didn't spot it?
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:24 pm
by Trantor
beowuuf wrote:it has become self aware and wants your filth!
I've just been re-reading this thread, and this somehow reminds me of that scene from one of those "Look who's talking" movies, where the toilet starts talking to the little boy: "I want your filth!"
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:56 pm
by Trantor
Shortly after discussing the Spore monster with the large penis that Linflas posted:
Sophia wrote:Ameena: I'm typing left hand only
Sophia: all that talk of large penises
Sophia: and ameena's typing with one hand
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:06 am
by Ameena
Heh yeah, miss out the bit where I said Ollie had just landed on my arm
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