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Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:59 am
by Saumun
Not sure if this show spread much outside the uk, but here goes:

"Hello, hello... What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:33 am
by Jan
I'm not very sure here, but isn't it from The League of Gentlemen?

And here goes the shortest recognisable quote ever: "Ni!" :mrgreen:

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:26 pm
by Ameena
Lol short but easy for anyone who's familiar enough with Monty Python ;). That would be one of the Knights Who Say "Ni!" :).

"No, you hit him on the head. You naughtymoose!"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:58 pm
by Saumun
Dammit... beaten to the python quote!

Jan is correct about mine. It is Edward from The League of Gentlemen.
Ameena's is from Fawlty Towers.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:30 pm
by Ameena
Yep, it is indeed :D.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:54 pm
by oh_brother
We actually had a user calledNaughtyMoose a while back, which was recognised straight away! (seriously can't believe that was 6 years ago...).

Another one that might not be remembered outside of Britain (though Jan seems to have a good knowledge of UK TV, so I'll go ahead). As a clue, because if it's obscurity, I will say the character is talking about the death of his childhood dog.

"One day we were playing in the street, I was taking some pictures of him dressed as an Elizabethan merchant. Suddenly, something caught his eye. Maybe it was a stray tomcat or a brightly coloured ball bouncing out of sight, or maybe the stick I threw."

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:37 pm
by Saumun
Don't know that one.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:50 am
by Jan
No idea there. :|

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:16 pm
by oh_brother
Maybe I went too obscure. One more clue before I spill the beans. It's a sitcom from the late 90s/early 2000s.

"So you're an artist, what kind of things do you do?" "Anger. Pain. Fear. Aggression"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:22 pm
by Saumun
Ah... I know it from that last one.

Spaced - I remember there was a short clip of Brian for each one (anger, pain, fear, aggression). :lol: Very funny show!

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:12 pm
by Jan
Hey, terrorist! Terrorise this! *BANG!* :)

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:59 pm
by Chaos-Shaman
Sounds like it could be an Arny quote Jan.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:51 pm
by oh_brother
Yeah, that was Spaced. Great show!

As for Jan's quote, it sounded like Bruce Willis perhaps...was it one of the Die Hard movies?

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:54 pm
by Saumun
Don't know Jan's.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:21 am
by Jan
No, no, no, no, no. Let me give you another quote:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole."

(sorry for the language, but I'm merely quoting :roll: )

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:04 pm
by Saumun
Oooooh... That one gave it away.

Team America

I'll try one...
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:47 pm
by Chaos-Shaman
I've heard that one before Saumun.

How about this one. We don't serve their kind here.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:48 pm
by Jan
Chaos-Shaman wrote:We don't serve their kind here.
Hmmm... It could probably come from dozens of movies, but the first that comes to my mind is the first Star Wars film, the scene where the two robots are not allowed to stay in the bar.

EDIT: Yeah, and Saumun was right with Team America, of course. :D

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:58 pm
by Chaos-Shaman
That's it Jan


they mostly come out at night.........mostly.
why don't you put her in charge.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:06 pm
by Saumun
CS' latest quote is definitely from Aliens... One of my favourite films.

Another quote from mine:-
"We have such sights to show you."

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:16 pm
by Chaos-Shaman
Sure does, you got it Saumun.

Not sure about yours, is it someone arriving at an important palace perhaps :?

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:00 pm
by oh_brother
I got Aliens straight away - I saw that movie a lot as a teenager!

Don't know Saumun's though.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:09 am
by Chaos-Shaman
you aint noth'n' but a skinflint

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:02 am
by Saumun
Don't know CS' latest.

One more from mine before i give it away....
"We'll tear your soul apart!"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:15 pm
by Ameena
Don't know any of these :(.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:19 pm
by Saumun
Seems there are no takers for my quote(s), so i'll give it up.

The movie is Hellraiser.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:08 am
by Jan
Saumun wrote:The movie is Hellraiser.
Oh, I've never heard of that one. :oops:

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:06 pm
by Saumun
Try this one...

"You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out?"

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:22 pm
by Ameena
I've heard of Hellraiser and I know it's that one with the bald guy with all the metal spiky thingys stikcing out of his head, but I've never seen it. Don't recognise that latest quote either. lol.

Re: Favorite One Liners

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:08 am
by oh_brother
Don't know CS's, and I never saw hellraiser. As for Sauman's latest, it sounds like a crime movie. Heat maybe?