Favourite DM character

PadTheMad · Post by **PadTheMad** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:54 pm

Gothmog was just the Pendant Feral wrapped in a nice cloak....

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:59 pm

LOL...this is true..those two red bits staring at you...a flying pendant, that's not what tolkein had in mind, he would be spinning in his grave...

some of the csb characters don't have ears i would imagine, like deth...but then he isn't cool...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:33 pm

The pink worms have ears!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:35 pm

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, they have weird little holes in their head that can sense sound or summat...more like sensitive skin!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:37 pm

They do that funny thing where they face the walls. They are 'listening'...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 pm

Yas all freakin bonkers barmy! This makes the Christmas story look sane.

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:51 pm

I used to think the coautls had ears. They were the wings! HA!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:51 pm

i think the christmas thread turned everyone insane...completely

and whose fault was that thread? whose was it? 0.o

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:00 pm

Rockpiles have ears. They certainly have piles. Thats why they move so slow.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:02 pm

and a REALLY angry

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:06 pm

Well, they say cold rocks are bad to sit on. It was just never meant to be for that poor creature.

PadTheMad · Post by **PadTheMad** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:09 pm

If the worms have sensitive skin then they should use moisturiser or a pH neutral body wash such as Dove... As for the rockpiles, I'm sure there's a cream for that aswell...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:12 pm

LOL!

Worms have sensitive skin after I have fireballed the slimy suckers.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:21 pm

it's a misconception that purple worms are slimy, they are actually very nicely soft and smooth like velvet, it's just no one feels that, not when they have just been amputated by the evil white teeth

Post by **Zyx** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:22 pm

Dragons like ophidians are almost blind and have to smell you with their tongue to track you down. That's why they're so slow when you're behind them (from there you can see their tongue desperately asking its mude questions to the air)

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:25 pm

They ARE slimy! Thats where all the green slime on the dungeon floor comes from! And not the, er, slime devi... hmm, thats the end of that argument.

We need faster dragons!

Selie · Post by **Selie** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:25 pm

My brain is now dead. Thank you.

*explodes*

Post by **linflas** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:52 pm

and just imagine for non english speaking people...

*bumping head on the screen*

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:57 pm

I could try and talk in French, but that would be pretty comical

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:58 pm

don't worry, for non-english speakers we will put it through babelfish so there can be a really large explosion! : )

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:01 pm

We should all try and speak Vexirk. Like that scroll in CSB. I actually know what it says, but I am not telling.

Florent · Post by **Florent** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:07 pm

<gangsta mode>Shizaaaaaaat ! Deth IS coooooooool beeeeehatch !

</gangsta mode>

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:13 pm

I'm sure i tried to keep this topic on topic, i'm sure it's not my fault...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:15 pm

Florent, you been climbing the Eiffel tower again?

PadTheMad · Post by **PadTheMad** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:01 am

Or should that be le tour d'eiffel mon ami? Hahaha off topic brilliance. Oh well it get's everyone into a manic state mwahahahaha. ha, ahem..

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:06 am

so, which favourite charatcer would you like to see up the top of the Eiffel tower?
*bangs head on keyboard* nope, too much of a stretch, even for me...

sedrftgyhukjiolp
*vexirk or hitting the keyboard in dispair? i can't decide...*

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:08 am

Dogs hate heights

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:14 am

wise words to go to bed with
that and the thing about hamsters liking to swin in whiskey until they are golden coloured and drunk

Florent · Post by **Florent** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:20 am

Not that I remember... Wait, now you've got me wondering...

Post by **Ameena** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:26 am

They need to swim in whiskey to be golden-coloured? What about golden hamsters? And why do they need to be drunk? They can't wa;l far without falling off something any time anyway!
I wonder which mob would climb the Eiffel Tower easiest...well Thieves have those handy long arms, but they're more for stealing stuff than pulling their weight around. Wormy arms are crap...Demons only have those tentacles...Chaos has an ickle rubbish claw-hand thing...Blue Trolls are too busy holding clubs...Sreamers don't even have hands...Flying Snakes can cheat...hmmm...