The Silly and Gigantic Christmas Story 2012 IN FULL
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:03 pm
This thread will write out the story in full (see this post for more information)
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VACATIONING IN THE (GIGANTIC) ISLAND OF SERENDIPITY by the DM.com forum
Once there were seventeen felicitous Screamers, driven insane gladly by Mophus's gigantic bald ostrich, named Horacio. Mophus sadly decided to cut Horacio's budget holiday while lasciviously peeping through Nabi's vegetables.
"Oh!" giggled Tiggy as the enourmous yet petite Screamer's appendages undulated hillariously. "Something stirs in your undercroft," remarked Stamm, giggling like Horacio.
Wandering gigantic beavers, damming everything conspicuously, celebrated noisily by gnawing surreptitiously on their bespeckled plums. Hardly any intelligble muppetry was enervated by Tiggy's favourite banana. "Christmas kumquats?" offered Hissssssssssssa, spraying phlegm mightily over Screamers, while they sang impeded carols.
Gigantic Trolins filibustered whimsically to techno beats, laughing at Nabi's smoooooth codpiece approached by Mophus. "Ah, nibbles!" exclaimed the gigantic Trolins, clambering over screaming champions to devour every Wotsit that melts fantastically on Horacio's suitcase. Never before did cheesy lines endanger with violence.
So cruely did Mophus regurgitate Wuuf's Vorpal hamster that he gyrated wantonly, ogling Zed's unbelieveably shiny yet depressingly oozing beard. "Slacktards!" Gothmog screamed flatulently, throwing unadulterated insults regarding Syra's gigantic petunias. "I demand several gigantic melons for breakfast!" he shouted while dithering haphazardly amongst the drooling gigantic Screamers.
Suddenly, beaverishly, Lord Chaos's beaver leapt furiously onto cheerful Chani's cheerful chrysanthemums, chewing charitably. Suddenly Azizi's bikinzi was tragically recoloured comically purple, blueish with gold chocolates. "How disappointing diapers become hats and other accessories!", she quipped, nodding like a mentalist.
"True!" Gando replied.
"Falsehood!" Azizi shouted rambunctiouzizily while adjusting her attitude, helped laciviously by a coutle-pretzel. "Venom-y vermin, twistily singing jaunty gigglers songs, butted heads."
"What?" exclaimed Iaido, "hermatically, exclamitorily, I'm cucumbersome and gigantic!" Elsewhere, seventeen Santas dressed gingers dramatically but Gando's hairdye ran gloopily downwards until several llamas lapped thirstily at gigantic Daroou's gigantic, glorious gargantula.
"Where sits the bottomless Bonobo?" queried Leif conspiratorily. Presently vexirks sauntered saucily around and winked while saucily beckoning screamers who still look sticky, sappy and slimy.
"BEWARE BOLD hawk," the gormless sign signalled, highlighting happily terrible forthcoming horror. Hawk hawkishly cowered, curled around his fluffy little bunny slippers while daisies swayed tumultuously among sticky puddings.
"Run! Gigantic beavers ahoy!" yelled Stamm, sprinting headlong into Tiggy's warm cubbyhole-like bathroom, needing desperately to fiddle while Chani sang Gangnam style. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Vex(irk)y Lady!"
"What the dragoncrap's going wrong?" questioned Tiggy, squirming from beneath hundreds of tiny shiny whiny slimy gigantic titanic atlantic frantic pedantic fan-fics. "Nothing!" replied Hawk's slippers's owner's pet's ostrich-like bandicoot.
"Hear ye Hawk" hawked Hasslehoff hoffishly, threateningly clad suggestively in spinach. Bemused and befuddled Oitus suddenly danced suggestively circling Hasslehoff, then paraded coquettishly hoping for fulfillment or credit cards. Antmen endorsed cheques bounce a thousand miles into custard pies. The Hoff huffily hogged the Hogwarts' mascot. Leyla shook Linflas's shiny, pendulous, white-washed yet strangely grey bow-ling ball that eluded all dairy-based bottles' opposition.
Gigantic giga-gigglers stole tiny Tiggy's tiny turgid waterskin. Dancing, swimming rodents ate rodently turnips greedily. "Bandersnatch! Stop zithering and dancing, you banal turnip rodents!" Meanwhile, Nabi prophesied that the glops would conquer many dungeons but evenly, sensibly and slimily cautious. His prophecy nonsense failed to inspire oxygen renewal, yet-i growth, or lurgid randomness. Disappointed, Nabi falsified eyewitness memory, claiming reindeer lied, claiming Santa lied, claiming about twenty-five of Tiggy's empty undergarments.
"Oh-no," Zed exclaimed, "my pet parrot flew diagonally out then it collided with verspertine fireflies, before gigantic suicidal thirsty froghoppers hopped blindly towards splattery legs of blind spiderlings."
"Batman!" yelled Gando, stretching whilst casting FUL GOR, bro! Batman POW'd gigantic fists of frugality and gibbered gibberously as if Robin said "Gibber Batman!" Suddenly, owls howled gigantic poems for deaf Stamm who couldn't see without erecting piles of mince-pies. Ravenous badgers ravaged cabbage rabidly then predicted global funky thermo-nuclear dance-dance-revolution.
"Armaggedon!" jeered Gothmog's grandmother. "It itches me in weird-shaped rooms! Iaido knows!" she revealed gassily, violently punching seventeen gigantic turnips into ridiculously gigantic swedes.
Confused, her grandson Iaido was! Hungry? Not for Christmas. "Wu-tse!" thought Gothmog's brother Iaido, "I was sibling-ised by fromage so cheesy androgyny. Stately Wayne Musturd accused me!" Whatever Professor Plum did, he did not do that. "Not do disagreeable things, okay?"
"No," clarified the inebriated monkeys, "Plagiarism demystified Shakespearean Baconisms!"
"WTF?" sang Syra, holding out chestnuts for Leyla's stormring. Leyla opened up her heart and removed some inhibitions, spinning tunes like outkast's gigantic egos or outcasts' underwear. Robin the Hoodlum guitarishly crooned gigantic weasles asleep while thinking disgusting recipes involving Gothmog's laundry-basket.
The weasels wizzled weakly wizards wantonly wegarding wantons' weaknesses with wizened walnuts Woger warranted weighty whimsical waffles!
Zed wealised speaking with impediments didn't impede Banville's hammer of surgery biscuits. The groaning Elija gratified Sonya She-devil's gigantic fanny-pack with gigantic Halk's bum-bag while Sonya syncopated coyly under crackers and Marmite.
"Well, dug deep, delving downwards, downwards, ever Balrogwards, jauntily jumping jingoistically towards foul fowl," Gothmog sang, "Jingle Bulls mistakenly shaven, whsitles burned away."
Gigantic grimicing galvantised gadgets guaranteed greater germination governance Gangnam style. Flimsiness never stopped screamers flatulence from frightening Boris's hamster, causing apocalyptic enervations to cascade effervescently spouting ruination, Alex postulated.
Reindeer rampaged omnivorously.
Playing gigantic yet huge and tiny, miniscule cacophonies, Zed outrageously trumpeted gandalfwards and somehow gigantic bacon beavers' beverages tipped hodge-podge-like over Azizi's enormous yet dainty attire. Suddenly Hissssa hissed hiss-terically, Gangdalmf-style, indubitably m-hissssing Ven-like the Panda sausages.
"Forsooth!" equivocated Bilbo's nemisis Gimli finally agreeing to bath-time under mistletoe-related gigantic trolins.
"Splish splash take my gigantic bath," crooned Chani, whilst washing Theron's oversized underpants with Daz. Surprisingly, gigantic opportunities arose from Mophus's ostrich's gigantic turnip suitcase, from Hong Kong. Finally, it became highly obvious for all of the small champions gathered that nothing would procreate, unless seventeen Screamers fondled gigantic Fulcrum, while letting out a gargantuan and noxiously pungently grotesque sigh.
"Grynix-y laaaaaady!" yodelled Chani, flinging lusty lampshades Vexirk-wards calamitously. Felicitously, Beowuuf's fuzzy sporran caught gigantic spurts of porridge-like gloopy custard. Fulcrum wasn't watching Sonya's lustrous locks, he lusted instead for Mophus's beard. The crow's friend, Pivot, postulated perfunctorily passionate poems, primarily gigantic yet pert. Presently, all present presented presents to presenters of presentations to presentable present presenters.
"Caw!" cawed combo-breaking Fulcrum, calamitously swoopingly falling from grace. Pivot died. Fulcrum cried. No-one cared.
The champions never heard any avian grief, because Azizi's battle-bra, purple, broke. "Colors," Fulcrum lamented. Suddenly, Azizi's arse-like belt burst.
Everything disappeared eventually.
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VACATIONING IN THE (GIGANTIC) ISLAND OF SERENDIPITY by the DM.com forum
Once there were seventeen felicitous Screamers, driven insane gladly by Mophus's gigantic bald ostrich, named Horacio. Mophus sadly decided to cut Horacio's budget holiday while lasciviously peeping through Nabi's vegetables.
"Oh!" giggled Tiggy as the enourmous yet petite Screamer's appendages undulated hillariously. "Something stirs in your undercroft," remarked Stamm, giggling like Horacio.
Wandering gigantic beavers, damming everything conspicuously, celebrated noisily by gnawing surreptitiously on their bespeckled plums. Hardly any intelligble muppetry was enervated by Tiggy's favourite banana. "Christmas kumquats?" offered Hissssssssssssa, spraying phlegm mightily over Screamers, while they sang impeded carols.
Gigantic Trolins filibustered whimsically to techno beats, laughing at Nabi's smoooooth codpiece approached by Mophus. "Ah, nibbles!" exclaimed the gigantic Trolins, clambering over screaming champions to devour every Wotsit that melts fantastically on Horacio's suitcase. Never before did cheesy lines endanger with violence.
So cruely did Mophus regurgitate Wuuf's Vorpal hamster that he gyrated wantonly, ogling Zed's unbelieveably shiny yet depressingly oozing beard. "Slacktards!" Gothmog screamed flatulently, throwing unadulterated insults regarding Syra's gigantic petunias. "I demand several gigantic melons for breakfast!" he shouted while dithering haphazardly amongst the drooling gigantic Screamers.
Suddenly, beaverishly, Lord Chaos's beaver leapt furiously onto cheerful Chani's cheerful chrysanthemums, chewing charitably. Suddenly Azizi's bikinzi was tragically recoloured comically purple, blueish with gold chocolates. "How disappointing diapers become hats and other accessories!", she quipped, nodding like a mentalist.
"True!" Gando replied.
"Falsehood!" Azizi shouted rambunctiouzizily while adjusting her attitude, helped laciviously by a coutle-pretzel. "Venom-y vermin, twistily singing jaunty gigglers songs, butted heads."
"What?" exclaimed Iaido, "hermatically, exclamitorily, I'm cucumbersome and gigantic!" Elsewhere, seventeen Santas dressed gingers dramatically but Gando's hairdye ran gloopily downwards until several llamas lapped thirstily at gigantic Daroou's gigantic, glorious gargantula.
"Where sits the bottomless Bonobo?" queried Leif conspiratorily. Presently vexirks sauntered saucily around and winked while saucily beckoning screamers who still look sticky, sappy and slimy.
"BEWARE BOLD hawk," the gormless sign signalled, highlighting happily terrible forthcoming horror. Hawk hawkishly cowered, curled around his fluffy little bunny slippers while daisies swayed tumultuously among sticky puddings.
"Run! Gigantic beavers ahoy!" yelled Stamm, sprinting headlong into Tiggy's warm cubbyhole-like bathroom, needing desperately to fiddle while Chani sang Gangnam style. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Vex(irk)y Lady!"
"What the dragoncrap's going wrong?" questioned Tiggy, squirming from beneath hundreds of tiny shiny whiny slimy gigantic titanic atlantic frantic pedantic fan-fics. "Nothing!" replied Hawk's slippers's owner's pet's ostrich-like bandicoot.
"Hear ye Hawk" hawked Hasslehoff hoffishly, threateningly clad suggestively in spinach. Bemused and befuddled Oitus suddenly danced suggestively circling Hasslehoff, then paraded coquettishly hoping for fulfillment or credit cards. Antmen endorsed cheques bounce a thousand miles into custard pies. The Hoff huffily hogged the Hogwarts' mascot. Leyla shook Linflas's shiny, pendulous, white-washed yet strangely grey bow-ling ball that eluded all dairy-based bottles' opposition.
Gigantic giga-gigglers stole tiny Tiggy's tiny turgid waterskin. Dancing, swimming rodents ate rodently turnips greedily. "Bandersnatch! Stop zithering and dancing, you banal turnip rodents!" Meanwhile, Nabi prophesied that the glops would conquer many dungeons but evenly, sensibly and slimily cautious. His prophecy nonsense failed to inspire oxygen renewal, yet-i growth, or lurgid randomness. Disappointed, Nabi falsified eyewitness memory, claiming reindeer lied, claiming Santa lied, claiming about twenty-five of Tiggy's empty undergarments.
"Oh-no," Zed exclaimed, "my pet parrot flew diagonally out then it collided with verspertine fireflies, before gigantic suicidal thirsty froghoppers hopped blindly towards splattery legs of blind spiderlings."
"Batman!" yelled Gando, stretching whilst casting FUL GOR, bro! Batman POW'd gigantic fists of frugality and gibbered gibberously as if Robin said "Gibber Batman!" Suddenly, owls howled gigantic poems for deaf Stamm who couldn't see without erecting piles of mince-pies. Ravenous badgers ravaged cabbage rabidly then predicted global funky thermo-nuclear dance-dance-revolution.
"Armaggedon!" jeered Gothmog's grandmother. "It itches me in weird-shaped rooms! Iaido knows!" she revealed gassily, violently punching seventeen gigantic turnips into ridiculously gigantic swedes.
Confused, her grandson Iaido was! Hungry? Not for Christmas. "Wu-tse!" thought Gothmog's brother Iaido, "I was sibling-ised by fromage so cheesy androgyny. Stately Wayne Musturd accused me!" Whatever Professor Plum did, he did not do that. "Not do disagreeable things, okay?"
"No," clarified the inebriated monkeys, "Plagiarism demystified Shakespearean Baconisms!"
"WTF?" sang Syra, holding out chestnuts for Leyla's stormring. Leyla opened up her heart and removed some inhibitions, spinning tunes like outkast's gigantic egos or outcasts' underwear. Robin the Hoodlum guitarishly crooned gigantic weasles asleep while thinking disgusting recipes involving Gothmog's laundry-basket.
The weasels wizzled weakly wizards wantonly wegarding wantons' weaknesses with wizened walnuts Woger warranted weighty whimsical waffles!
Zed wealised speaking with impediments didn't impede Banville's hammer of surgery biscuits. The groaning Elija gratified Sonya She-devil's gigantic fanny-pack with gigantic Halk's bum-bag while Sonya syncopated coyly under crackers and Marmite.
"Well, dug deep, delving downwards, downwards, ever Balrogwards, jauntily jumping jingoistically towards foul fowl," Gothmog sang, "Jingle Bulls mistakenly shaven, whsitles burned away."
Gigantic grimicing galvantised gadgets guaranteed greater germination governance Gangnam style. Flimsiness never stopped screamers flatulence from frightening Boris's hamster, causing apocalyptic enervations to cascade effervescently spouting ruination, Alex postulated.
Reindeer rampaged omnivorously.
Playing gigantic yet huge and tiny, miniscule cacophonies, Zed outrageously trumpeted gandalfwards and somehow gigantic bacon beavers' beverages tipped hodge-podge-like over Azizi's enormous yet dainty attire. Suddenly Hissssa hissed hiss-terically, Gangdalmf-style, indubitably m-hissssing Ven-like the Panda sausages.
"Forsooth!" equivocated Bilbo's nemisis Gimli finally agreeing to bath-time under mistletoe-related gigantic trolins.
"Splish splash take my gigantic bath," crooned Chani, whilst washing Theron's oversized underpants with Daz. Surprisingly, gigantic opportunities arose from Mophus's ostrich's gigantic turnip suitcase, from Hong Kong. Finally, it became highly obvious for all of the small champions gathered that nothing would procreate, unless seventeen Screamers fondled gigantic Fulcrum, while letting out a gargantuan and noxiously pungently grotesque sigh.
"Grynix-y laaaaaady!" yodelled Chani, flinging lusty lampshades Vexirk-wards calamitously. Felicitously, Beowuuf's fuzzy sporran caught gigantic spurts of porridge-like gloopy custard. Fulcrum wasn't watching Sonya's lustrous locks, he lusted instead for Mophus's beard. The crow's friend, Pivot, postulated perfunctorily passionate poems, primarily gigantic yet pert. Presently, all present presented presents to presenters of presentations to presentable present presenters.
"Caw!" cawed combo-breaking Fulcrum, calamitously swoopingly falling from grace. Pivot died. Fulcrum cried. No-one cared.
The champions never heard any avian grief, because Azizi's battle-bra, purple, broke. "Colors," Fulcrum lamented. Suddenly, Azizi's arse-like belt burst.
Everything disappeared eventually.