Favorite One Liners

[Jan]

How about this: "I will not buy this record - it is scratched!"

[Chaos-Shaman]

Harry huh, is it an Arnold movie? True Lies.


Hold on to your butts,.... ah, ah ah, you didn't say the magic word ,..

spare no expense

Clever girl

[Saumun]

Jan - Now for something completely different (the Hungarian phrasebook sketch)... I'm a mad python fan.
CS - Still don't know.
oh_brother - Is it Armageddon? I remember Bruce Willis' character was called harry (and was the boss).

[Jan]

Jan - Now for something completely different (the Hungarian phrasebook sketch)... I'm a mad python fan.

Yes, congratulations, now your hovercraft is completely full of eels!

[Saumun]

... and i will not buy this tobacconists. It is scratched!

[oh_brother]

Not Armageddon or True Lies, though it is Arnie. How about this:

"What is it that is exactly the same about every single vacation you have ever taken?"

[Saumun]

Aaaaahh.... Total Recall! That last quote got it for me.

[oh_brother]

Yup, that's the one!

[Saumun]

How about this one:-

"That's patently absurd... I'm not even human!"

[Chaos-Shaman]

Yeah, Total Recall.


Harry huh, is it an Arnold movie? True Lies.


Hold on to your butts,.... ah, ah ah, you didn't say the magic word ,..

spare no expense

Clever girl

Do you think they'll have that on the tour?

[Saumun]

The harry one is Total Recall...
Still don't know yours CS.

[Ameena]

"Clever girl..." is from Jurassic Park.

I knew the tobacconist one but was beaten to it .

Haven't come up with one myself for a while. Let's see...

"I want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not something we promote on my planet."

[Jan]

Hmmm... doesn't sound like Arnie in The Terminator, does it? Dunno...

[Saumun]

Don't know Ameena's.

[oh_brother]

Don't know Saumun's or Ameena's. Any clues?

[Saumun]

I'll give a couple for mine... and another quote.
Released in 2001, and Jeff Bridges is in one of the lead roles.
"Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! How many doctors are there on this planet?"

[oh_brother]

I can't place Jeff bridges in any sci-fi movie - I must not have seen that one!

[Chaos-Shaman]

You got it Ameena...

Still have no clue about the others

[Saumun]

I'll give mine up....

It was from K-Pax.

[Ameena]

I can give a little more of the dialogue from the conversation in which my quote takes place...

"I want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not something we promote on my planet."
"Oh, well, that's good."
"But we're not on my planet. Are we?"
"No..."

[Saumun]

Hmmm... Not ringing any bells this one!

[Jan]

"Beavers would have a navy."

[Saumun]

Don't know that one either.

[Chaos-Shaman]

?

[Jan]

The whole dialogue is: "Apparently I've just signed the death warrant for a whole army of beavers." -- "Badgers, Sir." -- "What?" -- "Badgers. Beavers would have a navy."

[Saumun]

Aaaahhhhh..... Yes, Minister! Embarrassed not to get that on the first attempt, as it's one of my favourite tv shows.
As soon as i read Hacker's bit about signing a death warrant for badgers , i cottoned on to it.

[Jan]

Yup. It's from "The Right to Know" episode. Well, but I have to admit that the original "navy" reply was too short and non-specific.

[Saumun]

Try this one...

"You met me at a very strange time in my life!"

[Ameena]

Mine is from a Pixar film, if it helps .

[Saumun]

Aha... Don't know it but In that case, i'll have a stab at Buzz from Toy Story (based on the 'my planet' bit).