"What if magic was real, but it was treated the way music is now, with different genres and like "Oh you're still into conjuring? That's cool I guess. Recently I've been getting into third-wave Post-Necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff"
"What do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL??! It's a CLASSIC!"
"I don't know, I'm not really into evocations."
"How can you not be into ANY evocations?"
"Well, it's kind of 'dad' magic isn't it?"
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