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'rain wrote:[rain`] 8:59 pm: macguyver needs nothing!
[rain`] 8:59 pm: he'll make a potatoe gun out of a potatoe and use chuck norris as ammo
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It's amazing how a simple phrase like "wax my scrotum"can totally derail a conversation
The guilty parties have been left anonymous.
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... but everybody knows who they are :D
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I can get serious money you won't guess exactly right
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Cows - "There are some words you do not want to see when you first sit back down to a conversation...groinal attachment is one of those :P"
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Ahh another one...

[PaulH] 12:02 am: we can say what the #$%^&* we like!
[Sophia] 12:03 am: except that
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Second of the night:

[Sophia] 1:22 am: what happens in german porno, the people sit at a desk and yell at each other for a while, then the
woman takes off her clothes, and they yell some more, and then an engineer comes in and measures her breasts,
then they drink beer and leave
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... and while they`re having hardcore sex, suddenly a girl saying: "hmm.. that`s interesting.. I like it.." :D
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[Lunever] 11:38 pm: I remember though that cutting out a heart from a corpse and holding it in my hand for the first
time somehow felt strange.
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Post by Sophia »

You don't do yourself justice. You ignore:

[beowuuf] 5:36 pm: i [love] farts

It was actually the heart icon in Flashchat, which was, dare I say, even better.
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Post by Lunever »

[Trantor] 11:32 pm: and that always annoys beo
[Trantor] 11:32 pm: since he can only (barely) speak english
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Post by beowuuf »

Ask a sensible trivia question... : )
[beowuuf] 8:19 pm: whta bonus does the inquisitor give you
[Sophia] 8:20 pm: it makes you very inquisitive
[Tom Hatfield] 8:20 pm: Arbitrary baptism.
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Post by Sophia »

This may cause trouble given where a lot of people around here are from, but...
Lunever wrote:as long as there is British food you always have a cuisine worse than your own.
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Post by Gambit37 »

Hmm... like any country, Brtian has it's fair share of bad food, but it also has excellent food. Given that most people think the whole of the USA eats nothing but chips and burgers, isn't this a case of, um, pot, kettle black, etc.? ;)

That's assuming you agree with Lunever of course...
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Post by Des »

I feel British Cuisine is often unfairly pooh-poohed. Take this recipe for example:

Chip Butty with Curry Sauce:

Take two large doorstop slices of soft white crusty bread. Liberally butter them and lay out a generous helping of greasy deep fried (not oven) chips on one of the slices. Cover the chips in curry sauce then place the other slice on top.

An utterly divine meal IMHO :D
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Post by beowuuf »

We had a vague chance of making a showing of attemtping to try and have an argument until you said that *Waves white flag*
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I'll have to try that the next time I don't mind instantly gaining 5 lbs....
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Post by George Gilbert »

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned deep-fried mars bars yet...
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Ahh that's Scotland, not England so don't drag ALL of us into it! ;)
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Post by beowuuf »

Lol, that reminds of a Roseanne quote - "The only thing wrong with fat is there's no sugar in it!" Not anymore thanks to Scotland!
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Post by Trantor »

I just had the idea to go into Flashchat and saw that Sophia was already there. Seems she didn't like my idea quite as much...


Welcome! You have entered [The Inn of Lost Souls] at 6:31 pm
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: Sophia has left at 6:31 pm
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Lol I've had that happen to me a few times in the past (not necessarily with Soph though!).
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Lol, yes, it's slow to register people leaving : )

The best was cows and GG coming and going and missing each other...except GG nevre left according to him!
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Post by Sophia »

Nah, I just don't like Trantor, or Ameena... or Beo.. or anyone :x

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Post by Sophia »

Trantor wrote:we should look in paulh's underwear
... ok!
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Post by Trantor »

There's more to that quote than just that. Here is the (almost) full story:

Sophia crams some mushrooms and questionable meats in a bazooka and fires the mess at beo
[Sophia] 10:45 pm: NOW WHO MAKES SENSE
[Trantor] 10:45 pm: lol
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: owww, my nadgers...oh wait, that's just cause i am sitting funny
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: LMFAO
[Trantor] 10:45 pm: nadgers? interesting word...
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: aww, you made me my favourite stuff! :sniff: is there pie for afterwards?
[Sophia] 10:45 pm: i don't want to hear about your nadgers, beo
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: lol, yes, i thought so     
[beowuuf] 10:46 pm: *adds it to the list*
[beowuuf] 10:46 pm: i mispelled badgers...honest...
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: poor little badgers, with beo sitting on them     
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: oh, and sophia just fired mushrooms!
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: now all we need is a snake!
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: we should look in paulh's underwear
[beowuuf] 10:47 pm: i know...well, at least sophia wasn't doing voodoo doll stuff with pins so it's all good - she just made me food : )
[Sophia] 10:47 pm: hehe
[beowuuf] 10:47 pm: ok trant...you look in paul's underwear...and i...willbe downstairs...getting milk...*runs*
[Trantor] 10:48 pm: come to think, i'd say that linflas is the right man for the task
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Post by beowuuf »

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 10:09 pm: or, to give the answer in a way paul s might
[Sophia] 10:10 pm: it doesn't surprise me that you're having problems doing something it was not designed to do
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Adamo wrote:[Adamo] 1:08 am: what makes me happy is that italian girls have more hair on the back than men     
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[PaulH] 10:28 pm: you like that do you Soph?!
[Sophia] 10:28 pm: oh yes don't you!!!
[PaulH] 10:29 pm: depends which way round lol
[Sophia] 10:29 pm: umm... me with the strapon, you bent over... what way did you THINK
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Post by Lunever »

Hmm, sounds tempting, Sophia...
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