Most people have heard this expression before and some of us have even said it. But even the wiseman enjoys the company of the fool on occasion. Now you shall enjoy mine.
I am here to tell you that a box of rocks is not always as dumb as it's reputation entails. That's right, I said it! A box of rocks is a smart thing to have! I am a great saver of boulders and rocks. I put them in a chest in anticipation of a time when a 28.6 Kg. chest full of boulders and rocks might actually come in handy. As usual, I rarely disappoint myself.
The scenario when this chest comes in handy is thus: My character is ruff and tuff and buff. My character has 80+ strength and it stands before a plate which has a pit on all 4 sides of it. Anything I throw at it sails far beyond its mark. Anything that is, except for my dumb box of rocks!
Dumb as a box of rocks (DM2)
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- FallenSeraphin
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I was sort of joking about the boulders-as-weapons comments. Rocks, sure. But boulders? Too draining on the stamina and too difficult to actually throw in th early parts of the game. Slings are nice subs for the bow, but not much beats a Speedbow with Slayer Arrows for damage/distance except Mon Ful Ir and possible Mon Oh Bro Ra.
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