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Posted: **Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:30 pm**

Gambit37 wrote:I may simply have been a matter of perception.

A minor typo on the first word throws my whole existence into question.

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:49 am**

Sophia: I think to make a Ful Bomb you have to pause the game and type "LORD LIBRASULUS SMITES THEE DOWN"

Adamo: it doesn`t work! But CTRL + ALT + DEL should kill all monsters in a game, including Lord Chaos !!!

Adamo discovered the ultimate cheat code!

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:04 pm**

thom wrote:I do not mean consume. I have got two different Ideas:

1 - how to converse a mushroom...

In the finer points of Ancient Greek philosophy no doubt...

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:57 am**

Gambit37 wrote:They are separated by a science project on cunnilingus.

It's actually really innocent.

Really.

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:55 pm**

This was the first time in a while I really laughed out loud:

Cowsmanaut wrote:I've figured it out.. Backstreet boys is an anagram for :

Trek boys et csb.

They are really a bunch of french trekkies who love CSB! either that or it's a message to "stab bret seckoy", though I don't know who he is and why they would hate him so... but anyway.. that's all I have..

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:43 pm**

Gambit37 wrote:.... still, I am at work, so can't be expected to perform admin duties here AND build websites for lap-dancing clubs at the same time...

Gambit beautifully sums up the conflicts an admin faces

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:09 pm**

And you think I'm kidding!

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:10 am**

Gambit37 wrote:Here we have a selection of penises printed for you.

And no, I don't think you're kidding...

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:03 pm**

Heh! I know it's probably bad form to post my own quote, but this one is still making me laugh:

Gambit37 wrote:Well, I can fix your sordid little sex bathroom with lady juice and semen grout.

I guess I'm a little weird...

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:48 pm**

Tom Hatfield wrote:Save your money for DM3. Should be out about the same time as DNF.

Tom expertly commenting on the state of the games industry.

Posted: **Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:33 am**

Comments on real life distractions and DM:

Tom Hatfield wrote:It's not so much a waste of time as an irritating but mandatory investment of time. If you don't eat or sleep, you'll die, and then you won't be able to play DM.

George Gilbert wrote:Sleep isn't really necessary. If you stand in an empty room muttering to yourself, wafting various implements in thin air you'll find you slowly recover.

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:10 pm**

zoooom wrote: I think you have to have both balls on the same sides of the
screen.

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:08 pm**

The rest of that was kind of funny, too.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:17 am**

Gambit37 wrote:I'm going to start writing a comic called Boombox and Sphincter. It's brilliant! See, there's this almighty sphincter that has had a really shitty day...

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:05 pm**

For some reason, I loved the remark in parenthesis in this one:

Lunever wrote:The only major difference between O-DM and RTC-DM is the spellbook (well, and the secret areas and the hint oracle that advises you to use fire spells you don't have against swamp slimes).

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:16 pm**

Otherwise, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:17 pm**

The aqueduct!

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:09 am**

Paul Stevens wrote:It is also possible to create a dead-end
situation where you cannot proceed to
accomplish the challenge. Do you know
how? Is there more than one way?

Tom Hatfield wrote:Destroy your keyboard and mouse with a hammer.

That's the first thing to make me really laugh all day (it's been a loooong one, I can tell you now) - It's the snappy one-liners that are the best!

Posted: **Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:50 pm**

linflas wrote:i would have loved being some kind of martyr of self-ban religion

Absolutely bloody brilliant, haven't laughed so much in ages! Well, except for Top Gear Limo Special and Top Gear 3 Go Crazy in America Special and Top Gear, uh, you get it.

Oooh! 6000 posts!

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:35 pm**

Gambit37 wrote:DX10 can kiss my ass.

I concur!

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:43 pm**

Funny that, as soon as I wrote it, I thought "Oooh, forum quote of the week!"

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:15 pm**

Just discovered this cool old one that Zyx did in the conflux thread many moons ago, nevre got quoted for some reason

Zyx wrote:Well, you convinced me. There is no point in tweaking. In fact I decided to pour my energies into another direction: film making.

I think a cute idea would be about a parrot who is raised with eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After awhile though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He sees two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.

Idea stolen from here.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:21 pm**

linflas wrote:purée, comment ça claque !!

*untranslatable*

About cowsmanaut's Knight in creative endeavours :
http://www.dungeon-master.com/forum/vie ... hp?t=25405

The google translation doesn't render the whole beauty of this sentence :
"mashed potaties, how that opera hat"
(google is probably broken, it's not even a literal translation)

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:44 am**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claque

would it be something like a jar of mushed vegetables clapping?

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:10 am**

No, modern signification of "claque" is a slap in the face.

"Purée" means mashed potatoes, but it's sometime used as a polite way to swear, rather than saying #?/$* !

So the sentence says : "Hell, this slaps in the face", with "Comment" (= how)
emphatizing the slapiness

of your picture, which indeed is unbelievably good.

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:14 am**

It IS a litteral translation. This is the claque aka chapeau-claque google was referring to.

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:19 am**

OK, but chapeau-claque is dated.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:04 am**

Gambit37 wrote:the last few games I bought last year have never even been installed. I seem to finally be losing interest... is that a good or bad thing I wonder?

Paul Stevens wrote:Good. If you have found something
more meaningful to fill your life.

Bad. If you have switched to drugs.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:46 pm**

I found some meaningful drugs. Where does that leave me?

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:41 pm**

Holding the metaphorical chipmunk of gratitude towards the rapid rhinocerous of consternation?

The rhinocerous is real, by the way.

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