Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:08 pm
The star of this show is definately Stamm and his beard. The adventures that facial extravaganza has seen are outrageous.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:44 pm
Stamm's beard is the true meaning of Christmas.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:46 pm
Ok, after thinking about it for a while, I have an additional rule for dealing with multiple postings, since there is no one in heckfire anyone can actually prevent these.
The FIRST poster is responsible for either altering or deleting their entry. The person who is placed second must NOT alter their post.
The first poster must try and intelligently correct their mistake (let's face it, trying to twist a word to fit the stuff after it is probably going to lead to some inspired lunacy).
If the first poster doens't notice, then I'm sure Gambit or another mod like me might come along, or at least point the person to a word that's knocked, but in the end its all fun.
So, for example, poor JCG shouldn't have to delete four words : )
The FIRST poster is responsible for either altering or deleting their entry. The person who is placed second must NOT alter their post.
The first poster must try and intelligently correct their mistake (let's face it, trying to twist a word to fit the stuff after it is probably going to lead to some inspired lunacy).
If the first poster doens't notice, then I'm sure Gambit or another mod like me might come along, or at least point the person to a word that's knocked, but in the end its all fun.
So, for example, poor JCG shouldn't have to delete four words : )
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:46 pm
lol, yes, if only Hisssa would donate the tinsel, then we would truely have a merry cracker-mas!
Hope people don't mind, I tweaked one or two punctuation marks on posting the current state of the story... a full stop here, a capital there, a quatation mark cause I messed up the flow...
Hope people don't mind, I tweaked one or two punctuation marks on posting the current state of the story... a full stop here, a capital there, a quatation mark cause I messed up the flow...
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:16 pm
We never guessed the treasures Stamm had hidden in his beard. I'm not sure ( fear ?) we are at the end of our findings !BloodFromStone wrote:Stamm's beard is the true meaning of Christmas.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:34 pm
I wonder if "Re:Mark..." is an allowable word/phrase...
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:43 pm
Yes, I remarked that.beowuuf wrote:I wonder if "Re:Mark..." is an allowable word/phrase...
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:44 pm
Remarkabable. I made a right arse of that didn't I???!
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:45 pm
lol, maybe
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:50 am
funny mithril being mentioned, i'm watch lotr: rotk, extended version
Gothmog has been named from it too! (in the film he's the deformed orc leader, though it was achknowledged he was the leiutenant of the city in the books)
Gothmog has been named from it too! (in the film he's the deformed orc leader, though it was achknowledged he was the leiutenant of the city in the books)
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:54 am
I, ashamedly, have not seen the final installment yet (family, if you are reading this, I did hint! DVD, box set, no?). I was however stunned to read of Gothmog in the book, as it was DM that came first for me!
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:56 am
lol, yeah, not havign read the silmarrilion yet, i'm not sure if there is further reference to his background, he really is just mentioned once : )
DM thigs come from so many places...the vorpal blades from jabberwocky, chani probably from dune, etc
DM thigs come from so many places...the vorpal blades from jabberwocky, chani probably from dune, etc
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:01 am
The Silmarillion is pretty hard going. Ultimately though, if it wasn't for Tolkien, I doubt any of this fantasy world would exist. Vorpal blades? Thats new for me! I always knew where Sonja came frame from (lol), not so with Chani, maybe I need to expand my repertoire
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:07 am
there's a thread somewhere on it, i believe...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:08 am
I don't doubt there is...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:14 am
It's there :beowuuf wrote:there's a thread somewhere on it, i believe...
http://www.dungeon-master.com/forum/vie ... hp?t=22560
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:20 am
Wow. That's fantastic. I was barely a neophyte when this thread came into being.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:04 am
And the 1000th post belongs to PaulH with 'premolar' !
Holy crap! 1000??!! Scary...
Holy crap! 1000??!! Scary...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:05 am
A kick in the teeth...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:13 am
...fame, fortune, and toothache !beowuuf wrote:And the 1000th post belongs to PaulH with 'premolar' !
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:19 am
Very true, minus the fame and fortune
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:36 pm
I love you all!
What a fantastic story to return home to! I don't even care about any misphaps that have occured in posting, spelling or what not. Yes, it's that good! I will never be able to look at Chani's badger again...
I need to re-read this and update the tiny thread accordingly so I can relish all the greatness.
Fantastic stuff guys, keep it up.
What a fantastic story to return home to! I don't even care about any misphaps that have occured in posting, spelling or what not. Yes, it's that good! I will never be able to look at Chani's badger again...
I need to re-read this and update the tiny thread accordingly so I can relish all the greatness.
Fantastic stuff guys, keep it up.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:06 am
What on earth were you lot smoking at this point? ::
Glowing urethras did shine, Gothmog illuminating wisdom through teeth, wisdom canines to premolar caries, gingivitis threatening despite plaque.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:08 am
Maybe it was the pain from our wisdom teeth....
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:07 am
....and the potion Leyla had just spiked.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:03 pm
I absolutely *love* this. "chicken toy" for some reason works a lot better than "toy chicken". And the fact that Syra's response has nothing to do with Nabi's atrocious theft makes it even better.Drooling, Nabi jumped over Stamm's camouflage pulling a hair-raising chicken toy from Syra's bodice. "Yippee !", Nabi giggled prophetically, drool expansively dripping over the stolen capon, obsessed grin inexplicably expanding grotesquely betraying inevitable curses. Syra wailed, harpoon thrusting festively towards Nabi's entangled obsessions. "Oh, let's not, poor people ignore Boris's courageous interlopers."
Just wondering: should we keep this story going indefinitely or have some cut off point?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:47 pm
For the sake of sanity probably a cut off point, like mid or end of january, assumign that it would start running out of steam before them anyway...then you can lock the topic and leave it in all it's festive glory : )
Maybe even vote for the person who twisted the story most, and let them have a full sentence at the end to finish things off !
Maybe even vote for the person who twisted the story most, and let them have a full sentence at the end to finish things off !
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:17 pm
"Wuuf's bums"????
I had to clean my monitor when I read that. I thought it said 'burns' at first!
I had to clean my monitor when I read that. I thought it said 'burns' at first!
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:24 pm
It should have been "...derived from bums" but Beo was posting at the same time.... it still works in my opinion. 
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:22 am
Only just noticed that I finally broke the 3000 post mark. Seems weird as I haven't been around much and when I last looked the other day it was around 2700. I'm sure I haven't posted *that* many words to the story thread...