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Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:17 pm**

Comparing DSAs to Lua:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: at least lua looks like an actual language and not something q-bert says when the purple ball falls on his head

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:46 pm**

I laughed at that. Now I feel old.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:53 pm**

I don´t get it. Now I feel stupid.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:56 pm**

I don't get it and I'm old. Now I feel old AND stupid.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:50 pm**

Sophia wrote:something q-bert says

Ah...DSA...A Real Compuer Language (RCL).

Now if we could develop a scripting language
dominated by Regular Expressions. Even
q-bert could not say those things while sober.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:59 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%2ABert

The bit about q-bert swearing when caught

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:09 am**

Sophia wrote:T0Mi: I would love to be coder. It must be one of the greatest thing to create something out of 'nothing'.
Sophia: it is!
Sophia: i figure i can either code or get pregnant, and coding makes me vomit less

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:25 am**

Out-of-context-quotes are just the best:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: but not long after i started coming it all dried up

(We were actually talking about many people not coming to the chat anymore after Sophia joined the chatroom more frequently.)

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:08 am**

T0Mi wrote:T0Mi: I always thought the center of the galaxy is my penis.

And people say I am perverted...

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:22 am**

A new take on Christian creation:

Beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: but you know, penises can't talk to you really, not reeeeeeeeeeeeeally, which i guess is why god invented women

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:30 am**

And on that note...

beowuuf wrote:beowuuf: hmm, how to make mine permanently thick, that;s the question...

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:08 am**

Trantor should be autobanned as soon as he logs into the chat.

Not only do chatters live in constant fear to be quoted out of context,
but also he keeps flaming stuff and even people.
(especially Ultima, if he gets a date with her and there are candles withhin reach)

Luckily I was too late this time (12 min) and thus not burned to ashes.

(23:22:43) ChatBot: Trantor logs out of the Chat.
(23:25:32) ChatBot: linflas logs out of the Chat.
(23:37:54) ChatBot: T0Mi logs into the Chat.

T0Mi

P.S.
FREE SPEECH !
BAN TRANTOR !!
BAN GERMANS !!!

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:45 pm**

Regarding my upcoming 30th birthday:

Cowsmanaut wrote:cowsmanaut: getting old is not a problem as long as you can maintain the sexual appetite of a 16year old on viagra

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:23 pm**

Toasty wrote:Toasty: what's mophus?

You cannot imagine how much I envy you for not knowing.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:18 pm**

Shortened to be funnier:

T0Mi: I complain about myself not knowing what a table has to do with DM2 or RTC...
Sophia: not tables in a computing sense. i mean, tables. to put things on.
Trantor: you know, the stuff where you put your penis when you don't need it
T0Mi: (I usually wrap it around my neck to save space.)
Sophia: it is possible

I do NOT want to know why Sophia is so sure about that...

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:51 pm**

Jeepers, you guys sure get up to some strange stuff in the chat...

Posted: **Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:29 pm**

Psychic powers at work again (check the time stamps):

(23:25:26) cowsmanaut: what? I thought Trantor for SURE had to be in here
(23:26:19) cowsmanaut: Sophia without trantor is like.... like.. putting peanut butter on steak..
(23:26:31) ChatBot: Trantor logs into chat.
(23:26:40) cowsmanaut: there we are

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:54 pm**

just to show, that the chat is still a place where at least a minimum of morality is set to be standard:
(compressed a little and removed all the

,

and

)

( 01:23:01 ) cowsmanaut: man.. these conversations do not stray far from sex do they?
( 01:23:34 ) cowsmanaut: porn star. dsb.. enlarge your penis.. dsb... fake breasts... dsb..
( 01:23:58 ) cowsmanaut: it's like DSB is a punctuation rather than a topic
( 01:24:22 ) Sophia: just assume that dsb stands for d**** s***** b****** then it stays on topic all the time
( 01:24:52 ) Trantor: it could also stand for d*** s****** b******
( 01:25:05 ) T0Mi: oh *** on...
( 01:25:22 ) Trantor: XX XXXX? (exaktly 6 letters and a space and Trantor managed to drop a brick the size of a little meteor)
( 01:25:32 ) cowsmanaut: ..
( 01:25:36 ) cowsmanaut: runs
( 01:26:40 ) cowsmanaut: I'm appreciating much more my decision to stay further away from germany
( 01:27:32 ) cowsmanaut: I'm just picturing a line of cocks at the border... and it scares me..
( 01:27:38 ) cowsmanaut: I don't like roosters..
( 01:29:07 ) T0Mi: yes, Trant, it was you who pulled this just a bit too deep... now feel bad, please, would you?
( 01:29:2O ) Sophia: hehe
( 01:29:38 ) Sophia: i think i'm stuck already though 8o
( 01:30:13 ) cowsmanaut: stuck to the chair.. that's what happens when you let it dry
( 01:30:34 ) Trantor: there's an illusionary wall somewhere...
( 01:30:45 ) cowsmanaut: ahh.. dungeon..
( 01:30:53 ) cowsmanaut: whew..

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:50 pm**

and it's definitely not just testosterone:

(22:28:36) Sophia: waiting for what?
(22:29:31) Sophia: because if the answer is "for the fun to start", i'm already here , so i say it starts..... now!
(22:29:35) Sera: the rest
(22:29:53) Sera: nah, i mean everyone else to show up XD
(22:30:19) Sophia: say something perverted and i'll quote it
(22:30:26) Sophia: that usually gets people to show up
(22:31:31) Sera: hmm, what to say though? XD
(22:32:04) Sophia: i don't know, how you want to slip under mophus's robes and really give him something to grin about?
(22:32:29) Sera: unfortunately for him, i dont do oral >_>
(22:33:12) Sera: i wonder how he would look without any teeth >_>
(22:33:14) Sophia: i was vague enough it could have been anything, but thanks for that

(had a

and a nice

, then sneaked out again with my copy/paste bounty.)

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:37 pm**

We forum-goers seem to be connected by some sort of sixth sense:

(22:30:47) Trantor: i feel an air of homosexuality... linflas might be about to enter
(22:30:57) ChatBot: linflas entered the Chat.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:06 pm**

LOL!

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:17 pm**

THOM wanted to use graphics of a bear in his dungeon, and Linflas found something on the web:

Sophia wrote:(23:15:04) linflas: http://i18.photobucket.com/album ... arRear.jpg + http://i18.photobucket.com/album ... rGroup.jpg
(23:15:23) Sophia: i'm not sure if i want to click a picture labeled "bear rear" from a gay man

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 10:40 pm**

Beowuuf wrote:(22:37:12) Trantor: so you are moving into your new house? you are settling in england, then?
(22:38:23) beowuuf: for the moment, save haemorrhaging money in rent. Instead i plan to throw all my money away in property right when the market is about as poor as a church mouse that's had to pay for his daughter's neither region replacement surgery after she went out partying all christmas week

...and exactly who is the pervert now...?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 12:18 am**

There was a previous comment about women wearing really short mini skirts in scotland, that i had not started

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 12:37 am**

Sophia wrote:so if you end up against the evil badger of imbalance and death, you're done for

Wise, wise words...if you want to know about what, then you should all come to Ajax chat more often!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 11:36 pm**

Pictures I don't remember sending...

(16:33:26) Sophia: trantor, do you still have the pic i sent you?
(16:33:44) Trantor: i now have pictures of tongues, penisses, and tongues on penisses

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 12:14 am**

and who says that I`m perverted?

It`s Trant who starts topics like that

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 12:22 am**

Always has been if memory serves

.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2008 9:27 pm**

Sophia wrote:(21:25:38 ) zoom: Trantor, when do you convert to the church of DSB?
(21:26:05 ) Trantor: as soon as i have any chance of understanding even the basics
(21:26:28 ) Sophia: you don't have to understand anything to convert to the church
(21:26:30 ) Sophia: look at the catholics

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2008 10:08 pm**

Lol, nice one

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