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Jan wrote:Is this an "auto-insult"? I mean, are you talking to yourself, Wuufie?

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Jan's a MEANIE! Waaaahhhh!

I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!

Jan wrote:I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!

Who ratted me out???

And that was done in such a 'loving' manner. It was for his own good.

Whew! Oral hygiene, PUHHLEEEEAAASSSSEEE!
And I hope you don't misunderstand AGAIN, and think I'm telling you to say "HI!" to some geek named GENE.

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Actually, it got very silly indeed.

Deleted for lack of REAL content.

This is getting out of hand. We need a superhero!

Unfamiliar with a REAL super hero?



I like him because he carries a sword.

His wings are like a shield of steal!

He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

NO!

An advert on the radio using the music put the Dennis Moore song in my head at work las week all day. I got rid of it.

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO PUT IT BACK IN THERE!

Still, at least I can sing more words than before... no, wait, I can't as you included the forgetting words one

(limerick)

Ahhh. Now THERE'S a REAL hero.

OK. You got me. I'm stunned!

As far as thick-headed, fork-tongued, fly speck infestations go, you're in the top of your class.

If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.

[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.[/quote]

Is that why you usually eat them instead?


You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir!

That's because I've been standing near you for too long.


If they gave out trophies for utter stupidity, you'd win the gold, silver, bronze, and any others they might care to come up with.

I RESEMBLE that comparison.

Alas, I thought there was something 'fishy' about you. Methinks it is your breath.

The Spanish might say, "Mañana, mañana, siempre mañana."

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Tomorrow, tomorrow, always tomorrow

However, for you alone, they would probably say, "Bobo, bobo, siempre bobo."

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Goofy, goofy, always goofy

P.S. I really thought, when Joramun put the
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Who reads this, is st-rangely wonderful and an admin with editing powers.

on earlier,
that his spoiler was going to be some kind of personal affront, given the ST

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erling

start,
but he managed to place a PRAISE on the INSULT thread.

I figure that was for someone of Beowuuf prestige. Ooooh. That really hurts.

beowuuf wrote:[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.

Is that why you usually eat them instead?


You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir![/quote]

Watch it, Beo. It's MY reputation, you intend to stain.

I only eat them AFTER I use them for a month or so in my shoes.

Whew. You'd think by now, Beo would KNOW how 'thrifty' I am.

You're always amazed to find out your birthday falls on the same day EVERY YEAR.

(Getting the first 'dirty dig' in for the new year )

Harhar - I passed my one already that year!
(*throws in some bottles of beer*)

That will slow them down, hehehe.

You smell like sprouts.

PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.

Bean or Potato?

Grrrr. It had BETTER NOT BE potato sprouts. Them would be some FIGHTIN' Words.

Potato sprouts may be poisonous, but I wouldn't call them 'Fightin' Words', fighting words are more like hack, slash and thump, pow and biff come to mind also, No not potato sprouts.

[edited to make sense] But then again that's what you get from the shallow end of the gene pool.

PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.

How appropriate! You fight like sprouts!

Are you smart enough to memorise my insult, or should I carve it on your bottom?

Har, har, har. Now we're starting to make some SENSE in the insult department.

Er, at least 'I' am making some sense.

Sounds like everyone else is trying to make some 'tossed salad' or something.

(in a high-pitched voice)
I'm gonna slug, hack, slash and thump,...er, POW and BIFF???`

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Has someone been watching too many re-runs of the old television Batman series?

Love those misleading spoilers.

(clearing of voice, and yes, we're back to my REAL voice

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What do you mean, it's still HIGH PITCHED???

Grrr. I'm gonna BIFF

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(is that some sort of inappropriate euphemism?)

you with some nice radish slices.

Ahhh. Don't you get a sense of grandeur, now that the 'insult' swordfight is now back in full swing? Touche'

No, no, no and NO! Masterwuufie, you have to learn the combat rules! Please, read BW's first post in this thread or play Monkey Island 1!

You cannot blame someone for not learning the rules. A blind child with no grasp of any combat regulations could still beat you.

I have coughed up phlegm that was a more able swordsman than you.