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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:15 am
by PaulH
It was the heat sensitive holograms that were best...
I am sure it was Starscreech! I will search my loft! RUB, RUB.. dark blue!
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:25 am
by PaulH
Hmmm it appears it was Starscream. Balls
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:28 am
by PaulH
I am going to have to go to bed. The bottle of wine has ensured that my thingy may function only thrice hourly summat whatsit pertinant to hamsters devoid of wheels in summer with cacti. Given this, sleep may commence rapidly, resulting in sleep filled with orange hippos sleeping. Oddly this is quite against the rules of large beavers. But it is possible to be saved by interesting llamas. Goodnight!
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:29 am
by Florent
LOL ! Drugs are bad mmmmkay ? Goodnight !
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:35 am
by Ameena
D'oh, you had a major insane spammage session in the few hours I wasn't on the computer!
Ooh, quick...need a Blackadder line...from my favourite of the four series...arrgh...erm...
"Behold! The gold!"
"Percy...It's green."
"Can it be? That here in my hand I hold a nugget of purest green?"
"Ohhh...it's a SCYTHE!"
"What's your name?"
"Kate."
"Kate? That's a bit of a girl's name, isn't it?"
"Oh...er...no, it's...er...short...for, er...Bob."
"Bob?"
"Flash! Where have you been?"
"Where haven't I been? WOOF!"
"I wish you luck from the bottom of my heart!"
"You have a woman's bottom, my lady!"
"I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!"
Arr...hmm...I'll stop there before I think of any more...muahahahaha...
Ohh, and apologies for any inaccuracies in the above quotes...I don't know Bl'Adder as well as Red Dward. sadly
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:45 pm
by Sera
goodness, missed so much on only a couple of days, whats going on? o.o
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:50 pm
by beowuuf
paul drank some bad sar wine and found golden hamsters, gambit mentioned blackadder, the rest speaks for itself : )
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:57 pm
by PaulH
I think I am OK now. Ribbit.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:07 pm
by beowuuf
(psst...are we allowed to leave the dark place sera dragged us from...west wing is on tv soon...)
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:25 pm
by Gambit37
My boiler finally exploded after two weeks of problems. I have no hot water or heating until Monday -- assuming the engineer who will turn up can fix it. I am off down the pub to stay warm -- anyone wanna join me?
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:30 pm
by beowuuf
dear lord! but its cold and snowing just now...well, it is up here, i asume general uk weather is crappy just now!
lol, i am looking at jobs on the net and trying to convince myself that thye are more interestign than the west wing repeat...it's not goign well!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:45 pm
by PaulH
Its not cold here. Quite the bloody opposite. My parents INSIST on running the central heating at temps that would melt lead. 24/7. Even the thermometer is complaining. I know they want to move to Spain, but this is ridiculous! 82.4F!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:46 pm
by beowuuf
conditioning, that's what it is : )
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:50 pm
by PaulH
I am not a lover of heat! 60F is good for me! You know is hot when the dog would rather be outside in sub zero temps.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:49 am
by PaulH
Good morning my fellow dungeoneers! I am still in the inn. I never leave!
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:21 am
by beowuuf
sorry if i tried to dust you earlier, i thought you were part of the furniture! anyone for pipping hot gruel...i mean, porridge...
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:38 am
by PaulH
Dragon steaks, dungeon bread and cheese for me thanks
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:44 pm
by PaulH
Well *belch*, last orders soon, I'll have a pint of Coautl Blood
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:12 am
by beowuuf
Umm...not fresh right? 'Cause it took me two hours to kill that dragon this morning and find some non-moldy dungeon bread and cheese and you'd scarpered by the time I got back!
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:13 am
by beowuuf
And imaginary drinks are on me...E-bay has been kind! Barkeep, ZO liquers all round!
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:13 am
by PaulH
Two hours to find food? Weren't in ToC by any chance?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:19 am
by beowuuf
Nah, playing Pac Man...much harder! DES EW doens't work on the ghosts : (
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:30 am
by PaulH
Fuse the buggers
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:31 am
by beowuuf
Where's the Firestaff? All I find are these useless magical markers from DM2! *chomp* Oww, mah tooth!
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:42 am
by PaulH
Fancy having a pAcMan console in this pub.
Anyway, I am off to kip under the pool table.
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:46 am
by beowuuf
I'll try not to sweep you up in the morning : )
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:51 am
by Gambit37
What, in your big strong arms? This is getting way too weird...
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:25 am
by beowuuf
With a broom! You are just still angry I questioned the positioning of Hisssa and Gothmog : )
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:38 am
by Ameena
May I question the position of one of the Ss in Hissssa? You seem to have lost it, is all...
Hmm wait, it seems you can't post in this thread without adding some completely insane and unrelated comment...erm...well, I suppose if dromedaries were supose to be great swimmers, they'd have flippers instead of bit flat hooves.
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:22 am
by beowuuf
If one of the 'S's in Hissssa is all I have lost, then I am in better shape than I thought : )
And exactly! It's like if dolphins were supposed to write the great American novel, why, they would have been born in America I tells you!
Oh look, I dropped another 's'....and some marbles...and...oh, nevermind, that's just Paul on the floor *sweeps up around him*