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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:26 pm
by Ameena
...Daroou, who merely opened his maw and swallowed the blancmange whole, following it up with a satisfied belch and a smug grin in the direction of...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:35 pm
by beowuuf
...the duck, who being dead was now sadly the least duck like. However this did not stop Leif...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 pm
by Gambit37
from sticking his bottom in a handy vat of tar and attaching several feathers to his behind, before whipping out his...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:14 pm
by beowuuf
...enourmous bill, which he had got lumbered with at the end of the night out. "We need to defeat this menace," Leif proclaimed, "because I've just spotted somehthing beyond - a shiny..."
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:16 pm
by Gambit37
rubber dolphin that has been strung up by it's tail and has no porpoise."
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:19 pm
by beowuuf
"Waif" said Zed, his eyes sparkling but mouth full of venomous villianous sock, "I haif an ibea tff deffeef thif effil waffiff - a..."
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:28 pm
by Gambit37
fffire thould burn it ttthfough qwife eathithithly -- ooo aff a burnin forch?"
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:32 pm
by beowuuf
"Not me," said Alex guiltily amidst a pile of socks and knickers burnt to crispy perfection from their own rancid flamable filth, "maybe you should...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:42 pm
by Gambit37
use that dirty great flamethrower you stole from B&Q". Alex turned away, disgusted at the wanton theivery of his fellow adventurer and as he turned, he noticed a...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:09 pm
by beowuuf
...hand had stolen the wallet he'd nicked from Leif earlier. 'Where did that blue long arm and hand come from,' thought Alex too himself, looking at the apparently solid wall and wondering if he'd been sniffing too much...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:23 pm
by Gambit37
...badgers arse brew (which was the most popular drink in the grim pub they had left earlier, The Rancid...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:30 pm
by beowuuf
... Turtle's Head). Alex was quickly dismisisng the strange blue arm when it suddenly came directly out of the wall again, grabbing his favourite...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:44 pm
by Gambit37
nipple. "Ow!" he exclaimed, unamused by the unseen meanies unnerving sense of fresh (and painful) body piercings.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:00 pm
by beowuuf
Meanwhile between hamsters and flamethrowers and general daring doo the rest of the party had managed to melt the washing basket and force the left over washign to scarper into crevices.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:52 am
by Gambit37
Exhausted, Stamm sat down heavily and spotted Alex in a rather strange pose by the wall: it appeared as if he was being chestily pleasured, a rather odd turn of phrase and an ever odder rubbish sentence.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:39 am
by cowsmanaut
They had apparently uncovered the blue chamber of lusty meanies, which was an ancient and unmapped section of Chaos' old .....
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:09 am
by ian_scho
personal quarters. In fact they had entered his infamous...
Original: lavatory. It was well documented by historians as a place to be avoided as the blue lusty meanies were famed for ...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:10 am
by beowuuf
... wash-house of infinite terrors. His water boiler worked on the fear of champions jheat the water and get his clothes really...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:26 am
by cowsmanaut
..swanky, nothing like a little lust and fear to wash out your unmentionables. This nipple massage was only the first part of the cycle which also included...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:42 am
by ian_scho
sulphuric acid to remove those adventurer blood stains, and a high spin cycle in case any hamsters were still in his pockets. Alex was dragged across the floor...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:53 am
by beowuuf
..screaming in unexpected pleasure, until another blue arm shot out to grab him by the ...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:47 pm
by Gambit37
neck, but significantly missed and instead grasped firmly the soft collection of dangly objects in his pants.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 pm
by beowuuf
"My sausages! I was gunna cook them in..." *twitch* ..."fire later on," he moaned.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:11 pm
by ian_scho
Finally the body attached to the blue arms came into view and quite unsurprisingly it was a blue...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:46 pm
by beowuuf
...version of Daroou, the blue being alot of hair gel used to flatten down his enormous...
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:51 pm
by cowsmanaut
..Afro which despite the copious ammount of gel was still quivering for release. The large blue beastie still had a firm grip on his..
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:57 pm
by beowuuf
... purpose in life, which was to form the quintissential Jackson Five tribute band. He really hoped he could get the others interested, such as ...
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:08 am
by cowsmanaut
.. his friend Bobo who had always adored singing the classics but was not fond the jacksons songs. His hope now that Alex might have that golden ...
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:30 am
by Gambit37
ringpiece, was for a quartet who could all play the tuba through their botty hole.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:29 am
by cowsmanaut
Whilst handling what he assumed to be a pocket full of sausage, he instead discovered that Alex had quite the vocal range on him and decided right there just how usefull this man could be.