The Silly and Tiny Christmas Story Summary 2005

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:17 pm

Ah, never having been a non-admin I was not aware of that! That bollockses up one of the options in the rules then!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:18 pm

Yes. Yes it does...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:18 pm

Done and done and done and done...carry on peoples

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:19 pm

All sytems go dungeoneers!

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:50 pm

I come back after a short break and you lot have lost the power of speech:

"Viagra gobbled incessantly may cause disproportionate anxiety attacks. Thus, one should avoid snowmen while smelling burnt bristles made from wild turkey. Increasing the fluffy sodium cheesecakes will heighten considerably the climax to pulminary edema and fibrous bogies, if decorative balls reinflate tinsel clad rives."

Sherbert coating on octopi redoubles half-sized empty fulfilled voids magnificently. But burping will asphyxiate those who, like Wu Tse, follow blindly guidedogs around vacuum-cleaning arthropods.

Caressing Stamm's enormous nose with his wand, scraping rapidly greenish particles slowly against it.

"Ganod's gonads surely there should hypothetically join mass convolution," declared Chani, shaking shamelessly.

Who's talking in the first paragraph? Random factual statements were the oder of the day last year - a la second paragraph - so I'll let that one go.

But wtf is going on in those last two? It's incomplete nonsense! You've all gone mad, I say. Simply mad, the lot of you! I suspect you've done it deliberatly to wind me up. It worked.

Now, if you don't mind, we need some edits to find out who is doing the caressing of Stamm's nose, and Chani needs a bit of a fix too. Sort it aaaahhhhhht please.

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:08 pm

"Ganod's gonads: surely they should hypothetically join mass convolution," declared Chani.

I think thats what it should read

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:47 pm

I think a few people purposely try to derail the train

.. like a certain snail.. who shall remain nameless.. as well his beaver, coconuts, and so on..

moo

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:51 pm

Beaver as in small furry thing... ah, yes. I see your point

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:52 pm

Eew, that's just lewd...oh, wait, I see what you mean...the point of the argument

As you were

Post by **PaulH** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:09 am

I've just read this through, some bits are incredibly funny! Well done peoples!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:48 am

Apart from some minor punctuation, I have left it alone - the thread is what it is. In some parts disgusting, in some parts not making sense (Stamm is the one talking about Viagra, from the previous part, but god knows who has the wand!)

But I think the last ew sentences have been the sort of disgusting genius the Christmas thread is all about!

I'm sorry though, am I the only one who read about Daroou 'passing a wookie' at the library and throught about a line of Joey's in Friends?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:52 am

Ooh, wait, it's all Stamm, innit? He's the one talking about Viagra, and he's also the one with the wand! Whew, crisis averted. I also changed mikko's word to 'they', which seems a shame as he wasn't the one knowing the sentence! Right, as you were peoples!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:27 am

That's why I felt even more guilty for doing it! Hello *waves*

Post by **Gambit37** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:39 am

OK all, I'll stop being grumpy now. I am on holiday! Yippee!

Please continue as you were. Some hilarious stuff in those last few paragraphs!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:46 am

You'll never look at Halk's fingers the same way again!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:33 pm

LOL, you sneak Gambit, 'Duke Nukem' is two words!

Post by **Gambit37** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:11 pm

Yes, but it's his name and if I'd just put 'Duke', you'd have thought I meant Zed...

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:50 am

a certain cow just left a ticking timebomb in the thread..

Post by **Sophia** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:18 am

Exploding cow pie?

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:31 am

A gastropod trap ?

Post by **PaulH** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:41 am

bloody salt everywhere

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:24 am

lol

seems it's done as expected... women should apparently surrender to mens erectile weapons immediately..

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:42 am

Yeah! The silly DM Christmas thread is also an unexhaustible source of Wisdom

Suule · Post by **Suule** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:41 pm

large blunt fleshy eggplants?

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:51 pm

Suule wrote:large blunt fleshy eggplants?

Yes, plenty of them ! ...but you were looking in the other direction !

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:17 am

yes I hear they cause many a man to have dificulty walking...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:07 am

Yet women love them? Did I leave too soon?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:07 am

Gambit mentioned them, sophia picked up on it (i think) and now we are completely in the realm of the eggplant! What IS an eggplant?