Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:17 pm
Ah, never having been a non-admin I was not aware of that! That bollockses up one of the options in the rules then!
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The Silly and Tiny Christmas Story Summary 2005
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:18 pm
Yes. Yes it does...
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:18 pm
Done and done and done and done...carry on peoples
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:19 pm
All sytems go dungeoneers!
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:50 pm
I come back after a short break and you lot have lost the power of speech:
But wtf is going on in those last two? It's incomplete nonsense! You've all gone mad, I say. Simply mad, the lot of you! I suspect you've done it deliberatly to wind me up. It worked.
Now, if you don't mind, we need some edits to find out who is doing the caressing of Stamm's nose, and Chani needs a bit of a fix too. Sort it aaaahhhhhht please.
Who's talking in the first paragraph? Random factual statements were the oder of the day last year - a la second paragraph - so I'll let that one go."Viagra gobbled incessantly may cause disproportionate anxiety attacks. Thus, one should avoid snowmen while smelling burnt bristles made from wild turkey. Increasing the fluffy sodium cheesecakes will heighten considerably the climax to pulminary edema and fibrous bogies, if decorative balls reinflate tinsel clad rives."
Sherbert coating on octopi redoubles half-sized empty fulfilled voids magnificently. But burping will asphyxiate those who, like Wu Tse, follow blindly guidedogs around vacuum-cleaning arthropods.
Caressing Stamm's enormous nose with his wand, scraping rapidly greenish particles slowly against it.
"Ganod's gonads surely there should hypothetically join mass convolution," declared Chani, shaking shamelessly.
But wtf is going on in those last two? It's incomplete nonsense! You've all gone mad, I say. Simply mad, the lot of you! I suspect you've done it deliberatly to wind me up. It worked.Now, if you don't mind, we need some edits to find out who is doing the caressing of Stamm's nose, and Chani needs a bit of a fix too. Sort it aaaahhhhhht please.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:08 pm
"Ganod's gonads: surely they should hypothetically join mass convolution," declared Chani.
I think thats what it should read
I think thats what it should read
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:47 pm
I think a few people purposely try to derail the train 
.. like a certain snail.. who shall remain nameless.. as well his beaver, coconuts, and so on..
moo
.. like a certain snail.. who shall remain nameless.. as well his beaver, coconuts, and so on.. moo
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:51 pm
Beaver as in small furry thing... ah, yes. I see your point
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:52 pm
Eew, that's just lewd...oh, wait, I see what you mean...the point of the argument
As you were
As you were
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:09 am
I've just read this through, some bits are incredibly funny! Well done peoples!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:48 am
Apart from some minor punctuation, I have left it alone - the thread is what it is. In some parts disgusting, in some parts not making sense (Stamm is the one talking about Viagra, from the previous part, but god knows who has the wand!)
But I think the last ew sentences have been the sort of disgusting genius the Christmas thread is all about!
I'm sorry though, am I the only one who read about Daroou 'passing a wookie' at the library and throught about a line of Joey's in Friends?
But I think the last ew sentences have been the sort of disgusting genius the Christmas thread is all about!
I'm sorry though, am I the only one who read about Daroou 'passing a wookie' at the library and throught about a line of Joey's in Friends?
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:52 am
Ooh, wait, it's all Stamm, innit? He's the one talking about Viagra, and he's also the one with the wand! Whew, crisis averted. I also changed mikko's word to 'they', which seems a shame as he wasn't the one knowing the sentence! Right, as you were peoples!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:27 am
That's why I felt even more guilty for doing it! Hello *waves*
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:39 am
OK all, I'll stop being grumpy now. I am on holiday! Yippee!
Please continue as you were. Some hilarious stuff in those last few paragraphs!
Please continue as you were. Some hilarious stuff in those last few paragraphs!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:46 am
You'll never look at Halk's fingers the same way again!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:33 pm
LOL, you sneak Gambit, 'Duke Nukem' is two words!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:11 pm
Yes, but it's his name and if I'd just put 'Duke', you'd have thought I meant Zed...
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:50 am
a certain cow just left a ticking timebomb in the thread.. 
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:18 am
Exploding cow pie? 
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:31 am
A gastropod trap ? 
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:41 am
bloody salt everywhere
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:24 am
lol
seems it's done as expected... women should apparently surrender to mens erectile weapons immediately..
seems it's done as expected... women should apparently surrender to mens erectile weapons immediately..
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:42 am
Yeah! The silly DM Christmas thread is also an unexhaustible source of Wisdom
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:41 pm
large blunt fleshy eggplants?
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:51 pm
Yes, plenty of them ! ...but you were looking in the other direction !Suule wrote:large blunt fleshy eggplants?
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:17 am
yes I hear they cause many a man to have dificulty walking... 
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:07 am
Yet women love them? Did I leave too soon?
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:07 am
Gambit mentioned them, sophia picked up on it (i think) and now we are completely in the realm of the eggplant! What IS an eggplant?