So first I have to take this "test" - and then, you realize, you have to tell us which character you named your kid after. If it's "Alex" I'm going to laugh. But I can see some of the odder ones making decent names. Like Chani. That's a fine name. Elijah's relatively normal...
1) How long have you been playing DM?
c- Since the '80s
2) How well do you know the dungeon?
a- I still need to use maps
3) Do you have a pet named after a character?
No, but that's a good idea...
4) Before you go to bed at night do you...
b- Log of the website and shut down CSB4Win?
5) When you eat your Sunday dinner, do you:
b- Make sure there is a water flask at the table?
6) What is your most hated monster?
I'm going to say I get 0 points for never making it to either Chaos or the Dragon.
7) Can you finish the game with one character?
a- I can't finish it with 4

In a thunder storm do you?
d- Rate each bolt of lightning from Lo to Mon?
I did that once. I did. With BFS. Hello, I can get points for this one!
9) Do you play any of the new dungeons?
a- No
Want to, though. Once I beat the originals.
10) Finally, which one of the following characters is most like you?
c- Sonja: Long hair, agile and a nice gold bra
How the hell do I get more points for being a girl than not for being a girl? Wu Tse is female, anyway. But I'm not a dude so I can't pick that answer even though she's my favorite character.
That's 29 points. I lose points for being absolutely horrid at the game. I know all sorts of random things! I'm a big fan! I've WATCHED it be played a lot! I just, uh, die a whole lot once I get past "choose your door, choose your fate". It's such a scary game.