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Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 11:16 am**

He has quick access to the food! Who doesn't want that!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 12:24 pm**

Apologies for lowering the tone...but it had to be done!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 1:56 pm**

ahahah ! lovely

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 2:12 pm**

Is there someway you could rephrase that cat one or something so I could understand. Sorry if I'm being mean.
Seeyeah
6:11 AM over here

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 2:15 pm**

hey, its supposed to be a holiday for chaos, why doesnt he get his battle armor off?

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 2:17 pm**

he's probably naked under.. and everybody knows Chaos is a very shy evil lord

addf toxic : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_b ... long_to_us

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 7:50 pm**

Thx for the link Linflas... I had never heard about this and had a real good time reading about it and checking out the videos and pics

Wikipedia is a really interesting site...

PS : ADDF Toxic, instead of bothering to write down your local time at the bottom of each post, just go to your profile page and enter your geographic location, we should all easily estimate your local time if we need to !

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2005 11:09 pm**

Just for interest: It´s now 23:08 short before midnight here.
linflas, cool that you kind of explained the matter!

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 12:29 pm**

Interesting to see the whole history to the phrase "All your base are belong to us". I knew it was from a badly translated Sega Mega Drive/Genesis game and I actually even saw the Flash video once. Crazy how much it spawned.

If you like that, you should google for Engrish captions of the Lord of the Rings movies, incredibly funny.

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 1:58 pm**

I am Arogon son of Alfred!

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 2:40 pm**

I don't want to write down my location! I put my time so you can understand if I'm sleeping, why!
Now I understand the cats thing...
And Lord Chaos better come back soon, because I'm on his level!

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 2:51 pm**

They set us up the ring, Master frodo!

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 2:55 pm**

All your ring are belong to me! No, I have to do Sam!

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 3:06 pm**

In Mordor, ring wears you! (if we are going to dig out all the old ones may as well do it right : ) )

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 5:06 pm**

I read those captions yonks ago...there isn't a site with any for Return of the King though, only Fellowship and Two Towers. But here are a couple I can remember as being among my favourites...

"We have a cave trouble."
"Soon the hills will swamp over with ox" (Something like that anyway)
"I have feelings..." (funny because of the picture that's with it)
"Frodo! I'll have you!"
"The Dark Lord return. Men doomed." (Something like that)

There's another one, something like "Gollum will bring darkness to the land" or something...bah there's loads. I just noticed all those ones I quoted are from Fellowship. Well, maybe they're funnier overall, I can't remember.
Was it this forum where someone linked the animation of the conversation at the Council of Elrond, made up of screenies from the film but with speech bubbles added...was very funny. Boromir telling them how to invade Mordor and all that...

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 5:35 pm**

Yup, that was me... the site has gone, but I still have the animation somewhere

"No one just...walks into Mordor"
- "Yeah you do, you totally do!"
"Nu-uh! You'd need an army of wizards...and ninjas...NINJA WIZARDS!"
- "I'm a wizard"
"Yeah, but your not a ninja, are you?"
- *sad look*
etc

Edit: http://www.dmjump.net/mordor.gif

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 6:22 pm**

Subtitles: http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 7:09 pm**

It's been a hwile since I looked at these, I forgot just how funny they were

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 8:00 pm**

ADDF_Toxic wrote:I don't want to write down my location!

We know where you are anyway... 2+2=5

ADDF_Toxic wrote:I put my time so you can understand if I'm sleeping, why!

I see !

How are you gentlemen ! !

Posted: **Wed May 11, 2005 8:17 pm**

I don't think anything beats "Bring your pussy face to my ass". In FotR, I also love Legolas saying "I am heir to the throne of Condo!"
Great animation Beo!

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2005 12:52 am**

I also like the two farewells...one Bilbo's, the other Galadriel's...

Bilbo (as he's about to put the ring on at the birthday party) - "Bye bye."
Galadriel (instead of "Namarie"...) - "Bye."

Touching stuff, eh?
Oh yeah, and I'd forgotten the "pussy face" one. Hehehe, whoever wrote these things

. I hope one for RotK turns up eventually, that'd be something to see

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Posted: **Tue May 31, 2005 11:54 pm**

Uh-oh, this is getting unreplied to. It went down so far.

Posted: **Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:12 pm**

The first one was hilarious. Nice one. It's always good to see Chaos out of his depth, the git!

Posted: **Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:27 am**

Wow! This just jumped back up!

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:44 pm**

got bored, and thought of making something for chaos, came up with this...

Lord Chaos wanted to visit an Iraqi City to admire all the chaos, but unfortunately the little visit backfired as US Marines were advancing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/ ... InIraq.jpg

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:23 pm**

Hahahahaha! Ha! Hahahahaha! Chaos doesn't know what's funny!

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:10 pm**

Even he has to get into the spirit of things

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:38 pm**

Wow, you really went to town on this one! [pun intended]

Love the new hat and acoutrements too. Now all you need is a nice paire of stockings. Um, a stocking. For Santa. Uh. *You know*. Not those ones. Or maybe, I dunno. Might be quite fetching, albeit itchy.

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:46 pm**

I will say thank you then run away from this conversation
Pausing only to wish I had suspenders...I mean...

*runs*

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:25 am**

green and orange? ... irish/scottish christmas

Love the candy cane.. and the snow flakes

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