The Silly and Tiny Dungeon Master Christmas Story

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:35 pm

Daroou delicately hugged Gothmog's drooping mudman. "Watch my mudman!" warned the cloaked one, covering the greyish circular dodecahedron with jaunty paradigms. Slipping slowly his diminished pants without legs and backside fabric, Halk scratched furtively his legfull of sour screamer-mash, licking vast tracts of cauliflower-like goo.

Strangely poetic!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:17 pm

I agree with the first word anyway : )

before i spoil it, we are on 2005 words! wow!

Post by **PaulH** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:41 pm

I spend one day away, and this immense madness appears! Excellent! Maybe we can go for he world record 'longest-thread' - imagine having this published in the Guinness book of records

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:51 pm

yes, but then someone would need to come along and read it...and then the board would be shut down and we may all be locked up : )

well, all except sensible people like paul and zyx who are finding new ways to torture us and reduce our sanity when we finish with this thread!

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:53 pm

I was inspired to do this by a thread on another forum, I forget which. We'd have a long way to go as I think that was up to 25,000 words at the time...

Congrats on breakin, then streaking past the 4000 barrier, beobones!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:00 pm

yup, you wouldn't think i was also cleaning out my whole wardrobe an entire house length away, would you? : )

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:03 pm

Not sure I like where this is going now. Poor Syra!

BloodFromStone · Post by **BloodFromStone** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:05 pm

Maybe we can go for he world record 'longest-thread' - imagine having this published in the Guinness book of records
We have a long ways to go!

On Something Awful, they'll occasionally just post a bunch of nonsense trying to get the thread as long as possible.
The thread's still a lot of fun, though! Thanks for setting it up, Gambit.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:22 pm

maybe it will all be a dream, dallas-like
sorry for not followign the thread and postign a crap word..corrected it now!

BloodFromStone · Post by **BloodFromStone** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:19 pm

Whoops, that should have been a quote rather than italics, but I'm dumb.

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:45 pm

OK, I cheated by using a hypen in Gareth Gates. Couldn't risk it being messed up, sorry!

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:20 pm

Gambit37 wrote:OK, I cheated by using a hypen in Gareth Gates. Couldn't risk it being messed up, sorry!

Yeah! And messing up Stamm's brains with Gareth Gates was already enough !

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:17 pm

Actually Gambit, any chance of posting the link to the forum once this story thread has run its course?

Selie · Post by **Selie** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:25 pm

Do you really think this thing is going to run its course? XD We seem to be having far too much fun with it.

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:25 pm

I have no idea which forum it was on! It was a link from somehwere I follwed while surfing before Christmas and I just happened to spot it. I really can't remember.

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:08 pm

Poor Stamm is as confused as the rest of us!! It's simply not good enough -- you should all be able to read my mind and know exactly what I was intending. *Hhhnnnnggggggg*

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:12 pm

maybe if you change your rank to subtle clues for the next word?

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:16 pm

Damn and blast your googly eyes Beo, that's a fine idea!

Oh wait, it's too much hassle.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:21 pm

I believes we may be startin' a pirate theme accidentally

aaar o.U

BloodFromStone · Post by **BloodFromStone** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:46 am

God, I want some nachos.

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:15 am

BloodFromStone wrote:God, I want some nachos.

How do you want them ? How hot the salsa ?

Post by **Gambit37** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:33 pm

Didn't somebody suggest closing this at 70 pages? Hmm...?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:49 pm

lol, i suggested a date like 10th jan too, i beleive : )

bah, we have to see it through to 100 pages now, we have to!

Post by **PaulH** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:51 pm

I wanna get to Archmaster first! Oooops...

Post by **Gambit37** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:51 pm

yeh, yeh, let's do it, yeh lets, yeh, yeh, me wanna see a hunerd pages, yeh yeh yeh.

*too many choc chip cookies this evening*

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:25 am

I opened an abandoned fridge that hadn't been opened in a loooooooong time. woohoo! now the giraffes wanna come play with all us other radishes in the celestial carpet. so that's my excuse : )

and yeah yeah yeah 100 pages yeah yeah yeah all the cool kids do it!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:28 am

At last, something sensible in this thread.

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:29 am

Sensible? Damn. And we were doing *so* well...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:31 am

Penguins! Penguins! Woooooooooooooh! Yee-ha.... oink.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:32 am

lol, the most sublime double post there gambit - i decided to put lamenting after thought , hoping the next person would realise to put a person's name...instead we mutiple posted and gando slipped effortlessly in, comma and all!