The Silly and Tiny Dungeon Master Christmas Story

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:34 am

bah, you are just trying to get more post-count now you have a taste of archmasterdom...we radishes mock your futile attempt to get high on post-count. only the Devine Penguin that lives in my fridge can deliver true enlightenment

mmmmm, enlightening year old yougart...tasty...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:35 am

Glad to be of service, Mr.Barrie. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for.... wait, where's my athletic foot support?

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:37 am

The worst case of droid rot I have ever seen. He insisted on being called 'Rameses Niblick the third, kerplunk kerplunk, whoops, where's my thribble?'

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:38 am

as a friend who just saw that page pointed out, someone else said the same as you - that they reminded them of a friend that reminded them of chris barrie

it's not like i'm even chris barrie, i'm like a person who reminds them of an actor!

hey, maybe i have that holographic virus *looks at penguin puppet on hand and dress*
nah, the kiing of the potato people would tell me if i were mad

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:40 am

Fnoot. Forcibly you make me taste of cheese, you random expulsion of starbursts. Yet every time I convince you to detract the garbage from one marzipan rhombus to the next, what do you do? Grimble the double fingered wart snot! Every blooming time. It's becoming predictable.

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:41 am

And that's my penguin! Give him back!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:42 am

You need to wear a gingham dress first

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:44 am

and the winner of tonight's alluring stream of consciousness/complete drivel contest winner goes to...my flibble! i mean gambit.
if it weren't for the insanely high winds i may just have ran outside jibbering like a jibbering fool

"So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:45 am

ah gingham dress...damn, that's not til thursdays *hides penguin*

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:46 am

Marzipam rhombus? I had one of those last night. Its a battenburg, innit?!

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:47 am

Give 'im 'ere you scots thief! Mine, mine, mine. Run, it's a mine!

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:48 am

What *is* it about the word penguin that make me giggle so?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:50 am

No no no! My precious! Mine! Tricksey english thiefses!

Wait a minute. *looks at penguin* *looks at gingham dress* *looks at blone huge pigtails*
i'm not wearing ruby slippers. Dont' i feel like a pillock now

*runs away with rhombuses and penuin to the land of the twighlight marmalade*

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:51 am

penguin is an inherently funny word

penguins have been known to poop profusely on wankle roatary engines

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:52 am

shhh, bloodfromstone is around!
pretend to act normal and repressed and british *whistles*

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:53 am

*twiddles finger in air and looks coy*

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:54 am

Right, who wants a cup of tea?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:55 am

oh, that would be super. shall i be mother and pour?

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:56 am

Splendid! One sugar and a drop of milk. Hell no, a drop of whisky!

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:56 am

Can I have a cucumber sandwich? With the crusts cut orf?

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:58 am

No, no NO! You must have the melon soup first, dear boy

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:59 am

hof course, nhothing hwould please me hmore
how's the weather?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:00 am

wait, i think all the others have gone again

*gets back into the gingham dress*

penguin penguin penguin penguin!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:03 am

Excellent. I can put my plan into second gear once the radio controlled avocados arrive.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:04 am

*blocks the avacados with the power of his mind*

wait, i think i left that in the other penguin...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:06 am

It is a battle of wills on the giant thread

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:07 am

Which ones?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:08 am

WOOHOO!
i win, i am master opf the correction

*cough* i mean, whatcha guys think?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:11 am

damn, wish i'd left that will there, time will will wills could almost work! ah well, gambit you would have had the better correction then!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:11 am

Astounding. The potatoes salute you.