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Posted: **Mon May 02, 2005 8:59 pm**

But they are just so pink and pretty! How can they be?

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2005 7:25 pm**

Paul Stevens wrote:
better off asking Paul Stevens to add the FTL animation into CSBWin
Better off, perhaps. But some numbers greater than
zero are less than any possible positive number.
'*' is one example. See Berlekamp, et. al., 'Wining Ways',
Academic Press, 1982.

It's at times like these I feel as if my brain is nothing more than a small damp cucumber and cheese sandwich.

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2005 9:15 pm**

Yay, I was wondering when someone was going to put that one here.

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2005 5:13 pm**

Selie wrote:And I can visit the people in the UK and you can all be drunk and silly and whatever else you guys do when you aren't at work or playing DM or something.

According to the most recent episode of Doctor Who, we just canoodle and spoon. Well, if we like someone. A lot.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 1:52 am**

Check this out:

ADDF_Toxic wrote:Ok, I have started to record it, never published it though! Actually, I have it recorded. I should record a few! Then you can reduce reasons!
Will Do, later. What a great idea, what a great idea, what a great idea!!!! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea! What a great idea!

The answer was this:

Paul Stevens wrote:Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Record as many as you like. Record as many as you like.
Then Send me one. Then Send me one. Then Send me one.
Then Send me one. Then Send me one. Then Send me one.
Then Send me one. Then Send me one. Then Send me one.
Then Send me one. Then Send me one. Then Send me one.
Then Send me one. Then Send me one. Then Send me one.
That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need.
That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need.
That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need.
That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need.
That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need.
OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK?
OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK? OK?

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 10:58 am**

there's a very contagious stammering problem in this forum : careful guys !

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 12:45 pm**

Edit: you are right Linflas, it´s contagious. Very.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2005 1:18 pm**

Please refrain from these kinds of posts in this thread - it's supposed to be for quoting other threads!

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2005 1:31 am**

I was wondering where that was. I see you even put me in there! I don't know why I couldn't stop saying that!!!! I didn't know when I was. When I saw the other one before the one before the one before this, that also in my post, I didn't think it would be in there, I didn't understand it! Just interesting seeing my forum posts in here.

I saw the other one before the one before the one before this

That was me saying that.

Posted: **Sun May 22, 2005 4:18 pm**

from the "Tell us about yourself" thread:

Gambit37 wrote:That last picture suitably demonstrates the global language that crosses all international barriers and brings people of all natonalities together: Pringles!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2005 9:07 pm**

Zyx wrote:Maybe they moved the pit to fix the bug? But then they realize they had to move the pits nearby to still allow a way through, which led to move the flames also, oh yeah and maybe the dragon shouldn't be there after all, let's put it somewhere else, yeah, and what about if lord Chaos was on the top of the dungeon indeed? yeah!, and so on until the bug fix came out as CSB.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2005 9:26 am**

Sousou wrote:And I play in CSBwin, but at the time of the opening of the door, the play is planted!

This is an oldie, showing the dangers of Babelfish translations! 'The play is planted' meaning crash : )

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2005 9:39 am**

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2005 11:03 am**

Paul Stevens wrote:Zyx asked that I restore the feature that allows four Dragons on a single cell.
I said 'No'. Zyx said 'Yes'. I said 'No'. Zyx said 'Yes'. I said 'No'. Zyx said 'Yes'.
So I said 'Yes'. Sorta.

Another oldie. I found this funny for so many reasons

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:26 pm**

I'm just finding alot of things amusing recently I guess

Gambit37 wrote:There *are* some things more important than DM, after all. Just about. I think. Maybe. An exciting wife has to be a close second.

Large post counts distort reality : ) Thank goodness I'm unaffected... *twitch*

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:40 pm**

Paul Stevens wrote:And the fact that my TNT2 card is sufficient for my needs proves that I don't spend a lot of time playing things like Doom and Half-Life (or whatever games are current ).

Beowuuf wrote:It's a sad comment on the state on the industry when you can still name the current games, just by putting the relevant number on the end...

Depressingly apt. But at least HL2 was a good game. Doom3 got boring very fast.

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:29 pm**

Froud wrote:Its amazing how frustrating it can be to have to play the game honestly

On how RTC's restricted runes version is frustrating to play compared to the original... I think the challenge is better and should have been how the FTL game was originally.

Plus it's a great quote highlighting elements of cheating...

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:23 pm**

Whyever on earth I'm not watching this anymore, I don't know...
I like that yes no yes no yes no one and this last one. I found it interesting how interactive doom 3 was...

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:41 am**

http://www.dungeon-master.com/forum/vie ... hp?t=24587

Too long to post, Zyx's reply to Adamo's question is just hysterical

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:36 pm**

From CSB's "Quest for the Holy Scroll" topic

303 wrote:I think that we need to go on in solving this problem. I've tried almost everything (including marihuana and heroin - what a sacrifice!). Right now I'm working with Vodka "Kaiser Franz Joseph", but it still doesn't help. Smoking, drinking, Lou Reed, nothing helps. Any ideas? Maybe we might try to unify our powers --- maybe if we smoked grass all together, it would lead to some solution, don't you think? Na zdraví - na zdarovje!

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:50 pm**

If you're going to quote, you need to have BBcode switched on. I fixed your post.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:47 pm**

Beowuuf wrote:Director, did Twin Peaks (TV), Blue Velvet and weird stuff

Describing David Lynch. What, you mean Blue Velvet and Twin Peaks weren't weird?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:40 pm**

Zyx wrote:
Paul Stevens wrote:If you lift
the receiver at a random time and say 'pepperoni' it is not
likely to be satisfying to your appetite.
Actually, I made some attempts to check it and if it didn't satisfy my appetite, it did raise the appetite of curiosity of my girlfriend. Just before she became scared and slowly stepped back to the nearest exit, that is. Gazing at her, I said one more time "pepperoni" and laughed hysterically. I felt very fulfilled after that.

Best. Quote. Ever.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:41 pm**

Gambit37 wrote:It may not be legal, but it's certainly possible

A very basic truism!

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:30 pm**

zyx wrote:I meant that you're guilty of mental cruelty for letting us alone with our hopes and anguishes until you release the promised demo on friday.
Can you tell me what we're supposed to do now, while we're waiting, with our lives? Now I need to occupy my mind and buy some time... You're probably going to be responsible of a few nasty traps in a certain dungeon. You'll have some deaths on your conscience! Not mentionning the players who won't bear the waiting.

Conflux - zyx's leverage to gte demos released quicker!

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:07 pm**

like i said, zyx is desperate XD

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:51 pm**

PadtheMad wrote:I didn't think that Photoshop was that powerful

If you strike it down, Photoshop becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:13 pm**

it all depends on pretty much how you use the thing, if you dont, it wont be that powerful for you, however if you do, youll be able to make anything

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:57 pm**

ah young padawan. Use the force (internet tutorials) and you will feel it's true power!

hey.. do we have to pay Lucas a penny for quoting his movies?

moo

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:57 pm**

Ah the joys of the internet - help when you need it and people to show you how utterly blindly stupid you can be at times...

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