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Wow! Congratulations Papa!

You need to get him a lil green cap with lil black circles on it for when he starts cryin .
Congrats on the little one!
He has a look on his face like "Oh wow, what just happened?" Its really cute

Congratulations, sir!

Congratulations, Sire!

Congrats to you both! Although I'm a little concerned for my future mental health in about 20 years time: two master dungeon builders on this planet is one too many...

congratulations Zyx!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, I read the news first in the Conflux thread; so I'll just give my warmest congratulations to you again!

Thank you all!

How time goes by, kinda missed it..

--->> belated congrats ZYX!

Sounds like I'm joining the ranks soon

O.O

Congratulations! The first male birth!

well, actually the best chance of giving birth I would have would be of a tape worm... and that's not sounding like a good plan I'm happy to leave the birthing to the female gender as I don't really have the equipment... so by joining ranks I really just meant as a Dad.. you know.. the easy part

Congrats Cows! And Hooray for sleep deprivation!

Congratulations!

Congrats! It's just the end of the world as you knew it.

Spoiler

Just joking. But it's a begining too!

Well, I missed this thread.
Congratulations to the new happy parents!

Now, do I state that mine is already a little trolin ? She likes building furniture and painting ... and bashing me with kung-fu stuff. She's at least a novice ninja

Wow. A cool parent that leaves shuriken and nunchucks lying around the house!

Congratulations to Cows and to little ninjas.

At age 15months little screamers tend to have also mastered basic wizardry...making things disappear.

well, ours is not yet born but appears to have remnant ninja skills from it's previous life. It went fully undetected by us until now. at least one doctors visit and store purchased pregnancy test went without detecting it's existence since we thought it was and went to find out.. over the course of 2 months... or perhaps an advanced spell against detection.. does that earn it priest levels?

Maybe it wasn't hiding, as such, but just teleported out whenever anyone came to check it was there .

Ameena wrote:Maybe it wasn't hiding, as such, but just teleported out whenever anyone came to check it was there .

Babylog. month 2.
Today, I teleported onto a new women womb. Cosy.
I will remain here some more days.
If she suspects something, I will move to another one.

Babylog. month 3.
I am discovered! I can't hide anymore; I can't let them know about my abilities, yet.
Nevermind. I accept this fate and will be free in 6 monthes.
Be patient, my brethren, and we will dominate the world together!


Ouch.

I think Sphenx's take is exactly how it went down!

Hey, wow, congrats Cows! It seems like there's more parents (or soon-to-be parents) on the forum now, than non-parents!

I need to dress one of my cushions up like a kid so I don't feel left out

You've got to start losing hair from the top of your head as well then...

Oh, great, now I'm in a minority too. I hope I won't be oppressed.

Congratulations to all the new parents! I too am in the minority. Not just on this board, but among my friends too. One good friend had a kid about 2 years ago, and that seems to have opened the flood gates!

Perhaps I should think of moving from minority to majority? Perhaps I should suggest this topic to the person responsible today? Is it a good idea? Or a bad idea?

Yes, just tell your partner that all the cool kids on the DM forum are doing it!

ROFL. Thanks. That'll do it. In for a penny, in for a pound. *runs*