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				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:59 am
				by Saumun
				Not sure if this show spread much outside the uk, but here goes:
"Hello, hello... What's going on?  What's all this shouting?  We'll have no trouble here!"
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:33 am
				by Jan
				I'm not very sure here, but isn't it from The League of Gentlemen?
And here goes the shortest recognisable quote ever: 
"Ni!"  
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:26 pm
				by Ameena
				Lol short but easy for anyone who's familiar enough with Monty Python 

. That would be one of the Knights Who Say "Ni!" 

.
"No, you hit 
him on the head. You 
naughtymoose!"
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:58 pm
				by Saumun
				Dammit... beaten to the python quote!
Jan is correct about mine.  It is Edward from The League of Gentlemen.
Ameena's is from Fawlty Towers.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:30 pm
				by Ameena
				Yep, it is indeed 

.
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:54 pm
				by oh_brother
				We actually had a user called
NaughtyMoose a while back, which was recognised straight away! (seriously can't believe that was 6 years ago...).
Another one that might not be remembered outside of Britain (though Jan seems to have a good knowledge of UK TV, so I'll go ahead). As a clue, because if it's obscurity, I will say the character is talking about the death of his childhood dog.
"
One day we were playing in the street, I was taking some pictures of him dressed as an Elizabethan merchant. Suddenly, something caught his eye. Maybe it was a stray tomcat or a brightly coloured ball bouncing out of sight, or maybe the stick I threw."
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:37 pm
				by Saumun
				Don't know that one.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:50 am
				by Jan
				No idea there.  

 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:16 pm
				by oh_brother
				Maybe I went too obscure. One more clue before I spill the beans. It's a sitcom from the late 90s/early 2000s.
"So you're an artist, what kind of things do you do?" "Anger. Pain. Fear. Aggression"
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:22 pm
				by Saumun
				Ah... I know it from that last one.
Spaced - I remember there was a short clip of Brian for each one (anger, pain, fear, aggression).  

  Very funny show!
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:12 pm
				by Jan
				Hey, terrorist! Terrorise this!  *BANG!*  

 
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:59 pm
				by Chaos-Shaman
				Sounds like it could be an Arny quote Jan.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:51 pm
				by oh_brother
				Yeah, that was Spaced. Great show!
As for Jan's quote, it sounded like Bruce Willis perhaps...was it one of the Die Hard movies?
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:54 pm
				by Saumun
				Don't know Jan's.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:21 am
				by Jan
				No, no, no, no, no. Let me give you another quote:
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole."
(sorry for the language, but I'm merely quoting  

  )
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:04 pm
				by Saumun
				Oooooh... That one gave it away.
Team America
I'll try one...
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:47 pm
				by Chaos-Shaman
				I've heard that one before Saumun.
How about this one.  We don't serve their kind here.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:48 pm
				by Jan
				Chaos-Shaman wrote:We don't serve their kind here.
Hmmm... It could probably come from dozens of movies, but the first that comes to my mind is the first Star Wars film, the scene where the two robots are not allowed to stay in the bar.
EDIT: Yeah, and Saumun was right with Team America, of course.  

 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:58 pm
				by Chaos-Shaman
				That's it Jan
they mostly come out at night.........mostly.          
why don't you put her in charge.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:06 pm
				by Saumun
				CS' latest quote is definitely from Aliens... One of my favourite films.
Another quote from mine:-
"We have such sights to show you."
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:16 pm
				by Chaos-Shaman
				Sure does, you got it Saumun.
Not sure about yours, is it someone arriving at an important palace perhaps  

 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:00 pm
				by oh_brother
				I got Aliens straight away - I saw that movie a lot as a teenager!
Don't know Saumun's though.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:09 am
				by Chaos-Shaman
				you aint noth'n'  but a skinflint
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:02 am
				by Saumun
				Don't know CS' latest.
One more from mine before i give it away....
"We'll tear your soul apart!"
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:15 pm
				by Ameena
				Don't know any of these 

.
 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:19 pm
				by Saumun
				Seems there are no takers for my quote(s), so i'll give it up.
The movie is Hellraiser.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:08 am
				by Jan
				Saumun wrote:The movie is Hellraiser.
Oh, I've never heard of that one.  

 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:06 pm
				by Saumun
				Try this one...
"You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out?"
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:22 pm
				by Ameena
				I've heard of Hellraiser and I know it's that one with the bald guy with all the metal spiky thingys stikcing out of his head, but I've never seen it. Don't recognise that latest quote either. lol.
			 
			
					
				Re: Favorite One Liners
				Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:08 am
				by oh_brother
				Don't know CS's, and I never saw hellraiser. As for Sauman's latest, it sounds like a crime movie. Heat maybe?