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Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:56 am**

I dunno how you do that quote box thing but...

Trantor wrote:Wuuf lacks the "blow" command

Spoken by Trant, just now in chat.
He then went on to make some freaky suggestions regarding Mophus and the cause of his grin...

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:03 am**

Put in the box thing for you, but this scares me for so many reasons...

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:32 am**

I can explain that! Ameena said that "Only Fireballs blow down doors!", to which I replied "Big bad wolfs do as well". I then remembered that Wuuf is closely related to a wolf, so I said the above thing. It was completely innocent!

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:10 am**

Froud wrote:Chaos is making more comebacks than Elvis or even Blunkett.

PaulH wrote:Good old Blunkett. He didn't see it coming.

Two funny quotes for the price of one, one is even cruelly tasteless too!

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:29 am**

PaulH wrote:I was young and foolish. Things have changed, I am no longer young.

You can't have both

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:54 pm**

Ameena wrote:Right, so once you post the post and then someone else posts another post, then you have to edit the post so that the next post fits the other post and then the posts after that make sense too so people can make more posts and then all the posts can be read in order of the posting of the posts and posts and stuff.

Either the weight of her archmastership has broke her mind, or Ameena is the first casualty of the Christmas thread!

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:55 pm**

"...has broke her mind,..."
At least I remain grammatically correct!

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:06 pm**

All my grammatical powers are focused on keeping track of the christmas thread... plus I'm an oxymoron : )

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:08 pm**

You are? I thought Gammy said I was the oxymoron! Gawd. I dread the moment this evening when my dad will kick me off the comp and I know that I'm gonna have the biggest pile of posts to get through next time I log in on this forum...

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:16 pm**

PaulH wrote:Anyone checked our newest member out? Apparently 'it' likes sex and hedonism. I have PM'd them to join in the Christmas story.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:51 pm**

Gambit37 wrote:Take two bottles in to the shower? No. Daroou takes 5.

Still makes me laugh

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:37 am**

PaulH wrote:Linflas is gay

For some reason, this was the one thing I never expected to read on these forums...

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:42 am**

Paul wrote that to make me join flashchat, and he succeeded

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:10 am**

On the subject of dreams in flashchat:

mitch wrote: Mine was just all of a sudden my friends house turning into a dungeon we had to escape from

sophia wrote: that really happened to me once
except instead of "turned into a dungeon" it was "dog pooped all over the carpet"
but we did have to escape

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:21 am**

Happened tonight in flashchat:

Sophia wrote:i don't want any "coming" in my "ending" if you see what i'm "saying"

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:31 pm**

OMG

*slaps himself*

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:46 pm**

Interesting conversation in Flashchat: Linflas went to a wine tasting and swallowed all the wine, so he was a bit drunk. Then came this:

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 11:43 pm: you're supposed to spit, not swallow
[Sophia] 11:43 pm: er.. nevermind

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:10 pm**

[Adamo] 9:07 pm: 5384932840 demons? where was it ?
[PaulH] 9:07 pm: Hell

In response to Sophia's statement involving a lot of demons in a room with Chaos (I think - flashchat crashed and I lost the conversation

) The only thing that's actually made me 'LOL' in a looooooooong time... (Well apart from something in SS, but that's another story...)

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:48 pm**

no. Paul wasn`t joking. there`s really exactly that number of demons in hell (over 5 billions).

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:52 pm**

shouldn'it be 666 legions of 666 demons?

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:57 pm**

666 x 666 gives you 443556 demons only.

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:27 am**

Not this forum quote, but on the bike forum I am in:

"I have had a 12" one for years and used it on many an old boiler. Still works like new, with only a little lubrication required now and again"

In reference to his adjustable spanner.

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 8:20 pm**

Des wrote:
Adamo wrote:do you guys have some pictures of teletubbies (front, side & back)? I would like to include them as a creatures to my custom
I heard there was going to be a remake of "The Po Side-on Adventure" :Laughing:

You have to admire a bad pun!

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:47 am**

In reference to RTC 0.39 crashing...

Lunever wrote: It occured during normal gameplay. I've been throwing a knife and immediately after that pressed ESC to freeze the game in order to handle a real-world distraction. I could do so then, since the game crashed.

The dryness of the last sentence killed me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:21 pm**

Lunever wrote:everybody can wear a bra; how he looks in that bra is a different question of course.

That's two in a row for Lunever. Is a streak developing?

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:48 am**

The streak is broken:

Paul Stevens wrote:No, I personally don't disagree that he was not
resisting the exclusion of no un-needed features.

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:28 am**

Des wrote:

so far I have done it twice with her and twice on my own. It can be all over in 10 minutes or last as long as 30, but it is always very satisfying and keeps you wanting more

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:07 pm**

Not really "quote of the week" as the post was over a year ago, just before the Sudoku craze hit the UK.

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:10 pm**

Oh right, that happens if suddenly someone replies to a very old post. Sorry!

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:12 am**

mikko wrote:They should get some training in drinking from an old bladder...

Is that some sort of weird sexual practice?

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