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Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:11 pm**

I'd come to Flashchat if both Cows & Beo did that....

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:13 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:11 am**

uh.. get your hand off my lap buddy....

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:52 pm**

Welcome! You have entered [The Inn of Lost Souls] at 3:49 pm
[Trantor] 3:50 pm: unless masturbation counts
[Sophia] 3:50 pm: you're good at.. um... uh... you're good at lots of things!

Er... Am I showing up at a bad time?

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:11 pm**

I fear no time is a good time in flashchat!

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:58 pm**

[Adamo] 4:53 pm: yeah, but do drunk brits really need to show their penis to the whole pub?

Maybe someone here can answer this..

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:46 pm**

I'm afraid Paul would answer "yes".

Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:05 am**

I fear the answer is 'yes' too

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:35 pm**

We sure all love each other:

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 9:15 pm: by the way beo, yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:51 pm**

Parallax is a diabolical genius - after trant asked if I could ban myself... (this is taken from parallax filling ,me in on my return, so is a little jumbled)

Parallax wrote:Welcome! You have entered [The Inn of Lost Souls] at 8:42 pm
[beowuuf] 8:42 pm: i can
[Parallax] 8:42 pm: I am VERY proud of myself
[beowuuf] 8:42 pm: was i just tricked or can you really only kick trant?
[beowuuf] 8:42 pm: I thought there were only mods and users in here
[Parallax] 8:43 pm: [Trantor] 3:41 pm: i can only /kick myself
[beowuuf] 3:41 pm: i just cilcked on the menu option at the side!
[Parallax] 3:41 pm: not true, you can /ban yourself as well
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: beowuuf has left at 3:41 pm
[Trantor] 3:41 pm: i can, but i can't reenter then
[Trantor] 3:41 pm: oh well, i'll try i guess
[Parallax] 3:42 pm: maybe you can, just try it
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: Trantor has left at 3:42 pm
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: Trantor has left at 8:43 pm
[Parallax] 8:43 pm: In all likelyhood, Trantor is now banned
[beowuuf] 8:43 pm: he is
[beowuuf] 8:43 pm: yes
[beowuuf] 8:43 pm: i just removed the ban
[beowuuf] 8:44 pm: lol, can i congratulate you btw
[Parallax] 8:44 pm: Thank you
[beowuuf] 8:44 pm: you were outnumbered twoto one yet you managed to clear the troom - without having any mod
powers!
[beowuuf] 8:44 pm:
[Parallax] 8:44 pm: It's headology
[beowuuf] 8:45 pm: yes it was!
[beowuuf] 8:45 pm: and we fell for it
[Parallax] 8:45 pm: Who needs an (M)?
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: Trantor has entered at 8:45 pm
[Trantor] 8:46 pm: wow, thanks
[beowuuf] 8:46 pm: if this weren't sdo complex to post i would make it forum quote of the week!

Did I succeed? IS Parallax not a genius?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:04 pm**

Interesting Star Trek conversation:

[Trantor] 9:56 pm: so, gene roddenberry didn't like people who speak swahili, right?
[beowuuf] 9:56 pm: nope, he made them evil and war like
[beowuuf] 9:57 pm: man he was a racist gru'l'kil'kkkk
[Trantor] 9:57 pm: actually, just a sexist
[Trantor] 9:58 pm: kirk kissing uhura was the first interracial kiss on TV
[Parallax] 9:58 pm: Good for them, was overdue too
[beowuuf] 9:58 pm: haha, joke's on the networks, UHURA WAS A MAN! It was also the first interracial gay kiss too!
[Trantor] 9:58 pm: lol
[beowuuf] 9:58 pm: yeah, but the kiss was them mind-contrlled or somethign weird, wasn't it?
[Parallax] 9:59 pm: hehe
[Trantor] 9:59 pm: yes it was
[Parallax] 9:59 pm: I've never seen TOS, as you say
[Trantor] 9:59 pm: kirk had to bang another chick with his... "unique" charm every episode
[beowuuf] 9:59 pm: see, they wimped out
[Trantor] 9:59 pm: can't have a regular interferring with that, right?
[beowuuf] 10:00 pm: it should have jsut been 'stardate 8776 - we have shore leave, and uhura is foxy, so i asked her out - woohoo!'
[beowuuf] 10:00 pm: lol, so we are excluding you with our weird language?
[Trantor] 10:00 pm: LOL
[beowuuf] 10:00 pm: all 'horta' this and 'uhura' that
[beowuuf] 10:00 pm: horta = jumpers
[Parallax] 10:00 pm: Yea, totally, there should be translations after each post!
[beowuuf] 10:01 pm: uhura = squashed banana peel
[beowuuf] 10:01 pm: the rest of the language is easy with those kep words sorted out
[Parallax] 10:01 pm: yea and gru'l'kil'kkkk is strawberry shortcake, I can tell from context

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:11 pm**

Funny evening, at least in parts...

[beowuuf] 10:10 pm: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to S&M dungeon building ,and S&M dungeon
building leads to mophus

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:15 am**

Trantor wrote:Funny evening, at least in parts...

[beowuuf] 10:10 pm: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to S&M dungeon building ,and S&M dungeon
building leads to mophus

Lol he inhabits those dungeons

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2007 12:08 am**

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 12:06 am: there are probably as many lazy germans as everyone else
[Sophia] 12:06 am: but don't tell anyone
[Sophia] 12:07 am: it works well though. the germans blame the french, the french blame the americans, the americans blame the mexicans, and the
mexicans just go "¿qué?"

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2007 1:25 am**

Isn't 'que' mexican for 'yeah, i've got your firework right here pal' and usually accompanied by a crotch grab we can't see?

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:52 pm**

Sophia wrote:[Trantor] 8:50 pm: it was one of the girls that i used to give private lessons
[Sophia] 8:50 pm: "private lessons"
[Sophia] 8:50 pm: i see...
[Trantor] 8:51 pm: hehehe
[Trantor] 8:51 pm: no, not biology, maths
[Sophia] 8:51 pm: you would start with the oral practice, and then go onto intense drilling, right

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:22 pm**

I know it's bad style to quote oneself, but...

[Shaz] 10:17 pm: ok i change colors again
[Shaz] 10:17 pm: is this one taken?
[Trantor] 10:17 pm: i don't think so
[Shaz] 10:17 pm: great
[Trantor] 10:18 pm: oh, it might be adamo's... type "HARDCORE SEX!!!", then i can tell!

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:48 pm**

[j.m.ratkos] 10:46 pm: the moderator of d-m.com needs to have a contest.
[Sophia] 10:47 pm: i think beowuuf has swept most of the categories: most posts, most incomprehensible sentence, most times banning trantor, etc.

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:59 pm**

LMAO! Awwwww, it's funny because it's true.

Jej,. you need to bias them to be 'most comprehensible sentence, most balanced and reflected on post' etc

Lol, and one of the moderators of DM.com is indeed holding a contest right now...or tryign to set it up. Heh, it just isn't anythign to do with Dm.com :p

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:57 pm**

After a deep philosophical discussion where Sophia put an interesting and rather deep point about memory and thought being one and the same:

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 8:57 pm: we can go back to talking about leg shaving if you want to, though!

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:40 pm**

It's kind of late, and probably not the exact wording, but here it is :

Sophia wrote: Once, Trantor told I was an UM master coder, because when people look at my code, they just say : " -um...".
I think I have leveled up to EE master now, because if I write another single line of code, I'll be like "-eeeeeeeeeee!"

Posted: **Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:37 pm**

Parallax on the topic of "secret" functions in Lua...

Parallax wrote:Well, since it requires reading the manual to know of its existence, it might as well be secret

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:25 pm**

It's time for the first quote from Ajax chat, and who else could it be:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: though i think whoever makes armor for females in video games is obviously much better at it
Sophia: they get the same armor protection and it covers about half as much of their bodies

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:20 am**

Second of the night by the Queen of Quotes:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: my feeling is this: i'm tall, thin, and i've got a nice ass, if anyone wants anything else, they can go read a hustler

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:32 pm**

Another time with Sophia in AJAX chat, another quote:

Sophia wrote:(20:27:35) Sophia: (well, i'm in the US too, but it's a big country)
(20:28:16) Trantor: as big as the continent i live on
(20:29:03) Sophia: only less interesting. you travel a little bit and you can go to italy, france... i end up in iowa. or kentucky. i guess if we go east you end up in poland and i end up in indiana, that one's about the same.

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:50 pm**

It's not all me!

MitchB1990: Yeah, and most of the time people are to lazy to even type in correct grammar.
Trantor: yeah, they say "to lazy" when they mean "too lazy", for example

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:59 pm**

Regarding April Fool's jokes:

Sophia wrote:(19:27:42) Sophia: i was surprised that my DSB joke was the first april fools joke you saw all day
(19:27:55) Sophia: but then i realized you are surrounded by germans

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:25 pm**

Bit entering an empty chatroom :

(05:22:26) Bit: Seems I have to resurrect some characters to begin...

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:46 pm**

Rofl good one

.

Posted: **Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:03 pm**

Sophia wrote:Sophia: oh, i saw a funny bit on SNL last night (yeah, rare, i know!)
Sophia: they were talking about how there was some new therapy in germany where the person has to lay in an open grave
Sophia: their line was "germany yet again manages to out-german itself"
Sophia: i do find it amusing, because, by definition, you can't get more german than germany, yet they somehow manage
Sophia: it'd be like if someone built a giant SUV with a mcdonalds in the back
Sophia: we'd out-american ourselves

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