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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:43 pm
by beowuuf
"Umm, Daroou, did you mis-read the 'knickerbocker glory' recipe again?" asked Boris concerned for the hairy man-mountain.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:00 pm
by Trantor
All of a sudden, a man in a uniform stepped in, yelling: "Alright, alright, stop that, this is getting silly! The part with the Zyx mask wasn't bad, but now it's just plain silly!"
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:35 pm
by beowuuf
Unfortunately, the joke Python of Daroou escaped from the jokebook and 'enhanced' by Zyx, it poisoned the uniformed man and Boris standing close by before Darou either could say, "watch out for Monty!"
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:52 pm
by Trantor
Boris fell to the ground, feeling the poison running through his veins; with his last amount of strength, he said:
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:12 am
by Joramun
"Grynix jernum quey ki skebow rednim u os dey wefna enocarn aquantana"
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:56 am
by Lunever
When everybody looked completely astonished at him, he added: "No creature".
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:55 pm
by beowuuf
If only people realised the sentence meant "I really wish I'd had enough sax," and spoke of Boris's love of jazz, then they may have gained a deeper unstanding of his creative genius and would have realised the true author of the song 'No Creature, No Cry in Pain', currently attributed to a John Coltraine and Bob Marley cross-over.