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Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:20 pm**

I'm back from holiday and in a foul mood. Don't anybody push my buttons.

Oh, and you're all banned.

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:45 pm**

Good morning to you too!

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:33 pm**

Bad stay in Barcelona?

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:44 pm**

Banned? Moi? You? Git? Really?

*runs away*

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:55 pm**

You were in Barcelona too? Why the bad mood?

Anyway, hola

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:43 pm**

No, I didn't go to Barcelona at all, somewhere far worse. I had resigned myself to the fact it would be a beach-and-beer holiday -- which isn't really my thng -- but I made the most of the all night drinking and actually had quite a laugh. (One of my friends became the star of a live lesbian sex show -- it nearly could have been me!)

Anyway, i'm annoyed for all sorts of reasons. I thought it was apt to fulfil my supposed demeanour here and let you all know it.

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:34 am**

"Live lesbian sex show .... it nearly could have been me..."

Ok, that's one practical joke to far if you fall asleep drunk and wake up with a tattoo AND a sex change...

Well, hope you are happier now!

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:06 am**

I think you have a right to be a miserable git at your age. You have earned it. And when you get to 65 you can poke people with sticks and complain that this land used to be all fields etc etc.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:34 am**

*cough* I already do that! And it's a bloody big stick, very heavy and spikes on the end....

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:34 am**

What, you mean you can't do that when you reach 30? That's all I had to look forward to! That and maybe a second Serentiity film around abotu that time!

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:35 am**

I wonder what the conversation will be like in 30 years time. 'Holographic TVs!!! When I were a lad it were all plasmas. And as for telepathic communication devices, hell, all we had were Nokias! You and your mega ionic flux cage cannonical blaster neutron stream energised particular black hole event horizon flump gun machines...' Gimme a spud gun anyday.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:13 am**

3G Nokia? You were lucky! My dad gave me a small serial box with the word 'Mototrola' written in crayon on it

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:29 pm**

Serial box? Umm...

*runs away quickly before entering Pedantic Mode too far..."

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:39 pm**

He said serial box so you don't confuse with cereal killer.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:50 pm**

Ah yes, one of those people who abuses farmers' fields and people's breakfast...

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:17 pm**

I'm afraid I don't speak the language of our forefathers. What is a git?

Posted: **Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:51 pm**

Git...kind of an insulting term like wazzok, goit, gimboid, twonk, twat, pleb, smeghead...

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:33 pm**

I'm surprised no-one picked up on the hi-larious 'mototrola' typo. I picture a blue phone with an attitude that hits you with a club if you let its battery run down. Good item to throw if you need to distract a murderous bowl of Rice Crispies

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:24 pm**

Rice Crispies ARE murderous! Never, and I repeat, NEVER talk or inhale with a mouthful of the puffed and toasted rice morning nibble. I have had some astounding choking fits on these before.

The only way to tame them is to leave them in the milk for 45 mins, or eat Shredded Wheat. If you manage to choke on a shredded wheat, you should have been at the doctors a long time ago.

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