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Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:02 pm**

'rain wrote:[rain`] 8:59 pm: macguyver needs nothing!
[rain`] 8:59 pm: he'll make a potatoe gun out of a potatoe and use chuck norris as ammo

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:29 am**

It's amazing how a simple phrase like "wax my scrotum"can totally derail a conversation

The guilty parties have been left anonymous.

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:47 am**

... but everybody knows who they are

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:12 am**

I can get serious money you won't guess exactly right

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:30 pm**

Cows - "There are some words you do not want to see when you first sit back down to a conversation...groinal attachment is one of those

"

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 1:03 am**

Ahh another one...

[PaulH] 12:02 am: we can say what the #$%^&* we like!
[Sophia] 12:03 am: except that

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 2:23 am**

Second of the night:

[Sophia] 1:22 am: what happens in german porno, the people sit at a desk and yell at each other for a while, then the
woman takes off her clothes, and they yell some more, and then an engineer comes in and measures her breasts,
then they drink beer and leave

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 2:36 am**

... and while they`re having hardcore sex, suddenly a girl saying: "hmm.. that`s interesting.. I like it.."

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 12:40 am**

[Lunever] 11:38 pm: I remember though that cutting out a heart from a corpse and holding it in my hand for the first
time somehow felt strange.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 12:42 am**

You don't do yourself justice. You ignore:

[beowuuf] 5:36 pm: i [love] farts

It was actually the heart icon in Flashchat, which was, dare I say, even better.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 11:46 pm**

[Trantor] 11:32 pm: and that always annoys beo
[Trantor] 11:32 pm: since he can only (barely) speak english

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 9:29 pm**

Ask a sensible trivia question... : )

[beowuuf] 8:19 pm: whta bonus does the inquisitor give you
[Sophia] 8:20 pm: it makes you very inquisitive
[Tom Hatfield] 8:20 pm: Arbitrary baptism.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 10:26 pm**

This may cause trouble given where a lot of people around here are from, but...

Lunever wrote:as long as there is British food you always have a cuisine worse than your own.

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:00 am**

Hmm... like any country, Brtian has it's fair share of bad food, but it also has excellent food. Given that most people think the whole of the USA eats nothing but chips and burgers, isn't this a case of, um, pot, kettle black, etc.?

That's assuming you agree with Lunever of course...

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:10 am**

I feel British Cuisine is often unfairly pooh-poohed. Take this recipe for example:

Chip Butty with Curry Sauce:

Take two large doorstop slices of soft white crusty bread. Liberally butter them and lay out a generous helping of greasy deep fried (not oven) chips on one of the slices. Cover the chips in curry sauce then place the other slice on top.

An utterly divine meal IMHO

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:13 am**

We had a vague chance of making a showing of attemtping to try and have an argument until you said that *Waves white flag*

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:22 am**

I'll have to try that the next time I don't mind instantly gaining 5 lbs....

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:34 am**

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned deep-fried mars bars yet...

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 12:39 am**

Ahh that's Scotland, not England so don't drag ALL of us into it!

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 7:58 am**

Lol, that reminds of a Roseanne quote - "The only thing wrong with fat is there's no sugar in it!" Not anymore thanks to Scotland!

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:32 pm**

I just had the idea to go into Flashchat and saw that Sophia was already there. Seems she didn't like my idea quite as much...

Welcome! You have entered [The Inn of Lost Souls] at 6:31 pm
[The Inn of Lost Souls]: Sophia has left at 6:31 pm

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:12 pm**

Lol I've had that happen to me a few times in the past (not necessarily with Soph though!).

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:16 pm**

Lol, yes, it's slow to register people leaving : )

The best was cows and GG coming and going and missing each other...except GG nevre left according to him!

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:28 pm**

Nah, I just don't like Trantor, or Ameena... or Beo.. or anyone

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:48 pm**

Trantor wrote:we should look in paulh's underwear

... ok!

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:00 pm**

There's more to that quote than just that. Here is the (almost) full story:

Sophia crams some mushrooms and questionable meats in a bazooka and fires the mess at beo
[Sophia] 10:45 pm: NOW WHO MAKES SENSE
[Trantor] 10:45 pm: lol
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: owww, my nadgers...oh wait, that's just cause i am sitting funny
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: LMFAO
[Trantor] 10:45 pm: nadgers? interesting word...
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: aww, you made me my favourite stuff! :sniff: is there pie for afterwards?
[Sophia] 10:45 pm: i don't want to hear about your nadgers, beo
[beowuuf] 10:45 pm: lol, yes, i thought so
[beowuuf] 10:46 pm: *adds it to the list*
[beowuuf] 10:46 pm: i mispelled badgers...honest...
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: poor little badgers, with beo sitting on them
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: oh, and sophia just fired mushrooms!
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: now all we need is a snake!
[Trantor] 10:46 pm: we should look in paulh's underwear
[beowuuf] 10:47 pm: i know...well, at least sophia wasn't doing voodoo doll stuff with pins so it's all good - she just made me food : )
[Sophia] 10:47 pm: hehe
[beowuuf] 10:47 pm: ok trant...you look in paul's underwear...and i...willbe downstairs...getting milk...*runs*
[Trantor] 10:48 pm: come to think, i'd say that linflas is the right man for the task

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:12 pm**

Sophia wrote:[Sophia] 10:09 pm: or, to give the answer in a way paul s might
[Sophia] 10:10 pm: it doesn't surprise me that you're having problems doing something it was not designed to do

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:09 am**

Adamo wrote:[Adamo] 1:08 am: what makes me happy is that italian girls have more hair on the back than men

Posted: **Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:29 pm**

[PaulH] 10:28 pm: you like that do you Soph?!
[Sophia] 10:28 pm: oh yes don't you!!!
[PaulH] 10:29 pm: depends which way round lol
[Sophia] 10:29 pm: umm... me with the strapon, you bent over... what way did you THINK

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:11 am**

Hmm, sounds tempting, Sophia...

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