The 16th president of the USA fights vampires?!
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:30 am
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.
It's not a joke, although I wish it was.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1611224/
I found a trailer for this movie reading a blog of one of my favorite local webcomic artists (http://www.wayfarersmoon.com, totally amazing high fantasy). I thought it was a joke, as it *was* April 1st when I read this, so I typed "abraham lincoln vampire hunter wtf" into Google. Apparently I wasnt the only one who thought WTF!?, as it pulled up almost 200k hits!
From what I gather of the plot, Abraham Lincoln (who in the movie is a hot young man, instead of the gangly and admittedly unattractive real Abe) finds out that there are vampires who are anti-abolitionist because they are using slaves for food, and they have a lot of political power and are instigating the Civil War trying to keep slavery legal. (For those of you non-Americans who slept through world history like I did, one of the main, but not only (like the movie claims), factors of the US civil war is that the Southern US states economy was slave-labor driven. So when Lincoln tried to free the slaves, the South US tried so secede and make their own nation so they could keep the black people enslaved. Lovely concept, eh?) So Abe starts kickin' butt and takin' names, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Literally. In the trailer theres a scene where ol' Abe has his top hat and tails and is whipping an axe around like a nunchaku(with the appropriate whoosh woosh sound effects) and slicing through trees in a single blow. Also running up a pole and kicking off it while simulaniously slaughtering vampires. Yeah. That comes to mind when I think Abe Lincoln.
Oh, and its directed by Tim Burton too.
*facepalm*.
Personally, for you English on here I think they need to make Winston Churchill, Nazi-Killing Ninja.
It's not a joke, although I wish it was.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1611224/
I found a trailer for this movie reading a blog of one of my favorite local webcomic artists (http://www.wayfarersmoon.com, totally amazing high fantasy). I thought it was a joke, as it *was* April 1st when I read this, so I typed "abraham lincoln vampire hunter wtf" into Google. Apparently I wasnt the only one who thought WTF!?, as it pulled up almost 200k hits!
From what I gather of the plot, Abraham Lincoln (who in the movie is a hot young man, instead of the gangly and admittedly unattractive real Abe) finds out that there are vampires who are anti-abolitionist because they are using slaves for food, and they have a lot of political power and are instigating the Civil War trying to keep slavery legal. (For those of you non-Americans who slept through world history like I did, one of the main, but not only (like the movie claims), factors of the US civil war is that the Southern US states economy was slave-labor driven. So when Lincoln tried to free the slaves, the South US tried so secede and make their own nation so they could keep the black people enslaved. Lovely concept, eh?) So Abe starts kickin' butt and takin' names, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Literally. In the trailer theres a scene where ol' Abe has his top hat and tails and is whipping an axe around like a nunchaku(with the appropriate whoosh woosh sound effects) and slicing through trees in a single blow. Also running up a pole and kicking off it while simulaniously slaughtering vampires. Yeah. That comes to mind when I think Abe Lincoln.
Oh, and its directed by Tim Burton too.
*facepalm*.
Personally, for you English on here I think they need to make Winston Churchill, Nazi-Killing Ninja.