[April Fool's] Introducing GorCoin!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:35 am
GorCoin is a brand new cryptocurrency that you can mine right from inside DSB at the same time as you play! It's not like the game itself actually puts your GPU to use, so why not use it for something? In case you've been out of the loop, cryptocurrency's ability to both make transactions much easier for crime syndicates and also waste inordinate amounts of electricity means it's the hot new thing! Quite literally. Your GPU had better have really good fans.
All of your GorCoins are stored in chests that appear inside of your dungeon, which serves as a means of security as well; no need to remember a password, just remember where in the dungeon you put them. When you're ready to buy or sell GorCoins on the world market, you can join the Mt. Anaias GorCoin exchange. It has only been hacked three times since I set it up so I'm pretty confident it's almost secure by now!
I'm hoping you'll join me in this exciting new direction for DSB, and not just because I've pre-mined thousands of GorCoins and I'm trying to pump and dump them!
All of your GorCoins are stored in chests that appear inside of your dungeon, which serves as a means of security as well; no need to remember a password, just remember where in the dungeon you put them. When you're ready to buy or sell GorCoins on the world market, you can join the Mt. Anaias GorCoin exchange. It has only been hacked three times since I set it up so I'm pretty confident it's almost secure by now!
I'm hoping you'll join me in this exciting new direction for DSB, and not just because I've pre-mined thousands of GorCoins and I'm trying to pump and dump them!