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ok, so it doesn't have to be he or she related.. but it kind of fit well with the them. The goal of this is to post two different movie quotes from two entirely different movies, where the second quote could be seen as an amusing response to the first. Here's an example:
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Nora: "Is it bigger than a baby's arm?"
Yoda: "Judge me by my size do you?"

"Pump up the volume" and "Empire strikes back".
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You ladies and gents have been thinking in movie quotes for a while now, so there should be plenty of them roaming around in your heads.. let's see if we can stick them together for a bit of fun

As with the others, don't post 1000 in one go.. try to keep it to one set per post. If no one else seems to be posting in reply within several hours to a day.. then go ahead and add another.

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Emily: I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

Blades of Glory / The Devil Wears Prada

This is harder than i thought it would be, but anyway....

Miles: I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist.
Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing!

Sleeper / Star Wars IV: A New Hope

That's a brilliant one Saumun! I've thought of another but need to Google the exact quote, so will post it later.

Gandalf: "all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us"
Rocket Raccoon: "I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!" (cocks weapon)

Fellowship of the ring / Guardians of the Galaxy

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Because this task is a bit hard for some, I'll give you some hints on how to come up with them. Try googling inspirational quotes from movies. Then think of a pessimistic character or a snarky one and then see if you can find a matching quote. This is an easy formula for when you can't think of one off the top of your head.. alternatively you can picture two characters in bed together (as I did with the top one) and see if you can find quotes in those two movies that match up.. or, maybe not even in bed together.. perhaps think of them just meeting and see if they can say something each that just works..

also, don't worry if you wanted to use a quote already used.. as long as it's not the same two quotes.. we're all good

Yep, googling for "movie quotes about xyz" can be helpful.

This is the sort of thread we need Facebook style reactions for.

Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

300 / The Big Lebowski

Gary: In the middle of the night, did I get up and yak in your sink?
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit!

Weird Science / This is Spinal Tap

Jack: I'm the king of the world!
Noxeema: Auntie Vida's gonna make you a big ol'queen don't you worry.

Titanic / To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

Greg Focker: I love your daughter, Jack.
Bryan Mills: If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Meet the Parents/Taken

Bilbo: You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to.
Doc Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

The Fellowship of the Ring / Back to the Future

Alex: To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!

A Clockwork Orange / They Live

Nice work everyone, keep it up. I'm off on my holidays now for 10 days so won't be able to contribute further. Have fun!

Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!
Dorothy: Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

300 / The Wizard of Oz

LOL, this one was good. I mean all these were good, really. I have to confess that this is too hard for me, my knowledge of movie quotes (even in Czech, not mentioning English) is not good enough. Maybe if you later decided to play it in the "Insult Sword Fighting" style where one would give a line and others would try to reply... but to think of two fitting quotes... no way. Except if I used Google or used the "flexible" and "universal" quotes like "I've got a bad feeling about this" or "why you litlle!".

Jan wrote: Except if I used Google or used the "flexible" and "universal" quotes like "I've got a bad feeling about this" or "why you litlle!".

I don't think there would be any calls for punishment if you decided to loosen the rules with some general quotes.

(While playing poker)

Jack: Full house boys! Woohoo!
Unnamed Man: Oooh, you lucky bastard!

Titanic / Life of Brian

I've been trying to think of quote for this but it's really difficult, lol. I'm sure I'll come up with something eventually...the ones that have been so far have been pretty good though. I really liked Gambit's "roads" one .

oh_brother wrote:I don't think there would be any calls for punishment if you decided to loosen the rules with some general quotes.

I know. What I meant was that I can only think of couples of quotes where the first one is specific ("proper") and the other one general ("universal") which can basically be used as a reply to more or less anything, like:

"We'll always have Paris."

"I knew you'd say that."

(Casablanca / Judge Dredd - Stallone)

Now this might seem funny for a moment but will get exhausted and repetitive very soon. I'm still struggling to couple two specific / proper quotes.

@Jan - that works! No problem having some flexibility in the choice of a second quote. If it becomes exhausted and repetitive I'm sure someone will shout at you


Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend!
Dorothy: You had me at hello.

Scarface / Jerry Maguire

Jan, don't worry too much. The Czech quotes are probably very close to their english translation.. as long as the quotes are not trying to rhyme, you should be ok

Another trick to use is to type the words "movie quotes" along with other key words you want as a response to your other quote.. you may find a quote from a movie you haven't yet seen, but it still counts

Also.. opening it to TV shows too.. should give us more options
------------------------------------------------------------------------ in an alternate universe...

Inigo: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Vader: "I am your father."

Princess Bride / Empire Strikes back..

Well, if we're including TV shows..... this will probably only strike with UK members, but...

Edmund: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
Cobra: Speak English, fool!

Blackadder the Third / The Mighty Boosh

Haven't had one for a few days, so....

Alex: You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

The Witches of Eastwick / Some Like it Hot

worf: you are a spy, an assassin, and a saboteur.
Daniel: And I'm blossoming, really I am!

Deep Space 9/Mrs.Doubtfire

Count Vronsky: I love you!
Anna Karenina: Why?
Count Vronksy: Blimey, I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition!

(Anna Karenina / Monty Python's)

Gandalf: They met someone they didn't expect
Cardinal Ximénez : NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The Two Towers / Monty Python

(Stolen from, er, I mean, inspired by Jan's post )

She: "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war."

He: "You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!"

Star Wars (Revenge of the Sith) / Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom)

Alex: Operator, I've been trying to get 555-8129-212?
Stephen: Operator dead... Post abandoned.

Fatal Attraction / Dawn of the Dead

Nice stuff happening here.. I've been swamped and didn't have the chance to see them until now

here's mine.. I have another, but I'll wait a bit to post it.

doc : "roads? where we're going we don't need roads"
eve : "fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night"

Back to the future / all about eve

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