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Did you know that most dogs will drool over bird crap because it contains lime and they love it?

And to the gutter we go!

OK here's one.

What do Pelicans, Penguins and the taxman all have in common???


They can all shove their bills up their arse.

*slams head into desk*

I honestly thought my origami joke could not be topped but I was so wrong.

I don't think we should ignore what these scientists are claiming. To do so would be insane, I am not saying they are all completely off their rocker either.
I am merely suggesting that, as they don't fully understand what the hell is happening with the Earth's climate, they are presenting us with ...

Thats brilliant!

Try this one, go to Google and type French Military Victories and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky."

I agree that is very bad but I just wonder if that poor standard of education is exclusive only to Americans.
I am sure the majority of the teenagers who work at my place would struggle to find Scotland on a map of the UK.

My question to you though PaulH is if I gave you a map of the world that was had no country names written on it, would you be able to find Iraq?
It's easy when the map has details, we know roughly the region and the word IRAQ screaming out at us makes it easier to find.
But on a blank outline only ...

I was just about to post how my banter about Yorkshire had derailed a perfectly good thread.


Was there something on Fahrenheit 9/11 where Michael Moore asked several Americans to point out Iraq on a map? He seemed to only show the ones that pointed to Thailand.

She was when I last saw her, but that was when I dropped her off at your place for the family reunion.

No actually she's yours

True but she was born in Yorkshire and emigrated here to Lincs.

I like a nice cold pint of Stella in the lager stakes, John Smiths from the ale side, can't beat a Red Aftershock on a cold winters night.

Speaking of Stella does anyone remember when it was cheap and French? Now it's Belgian and the most expensive on the market.

Large fast dog eh?

Better take the wife along.

Did you hear Sky TV are showing this years Origami Championships?

It's on pay per view.....

Do you still have to show your passport to get into Yorkshire?

Yours didn't quite make the grade.

When I referred to that "scumbag element who make the net a dangerous place" I was thinking more on the lines of people who use chat rooms and forums to meet people in real life, but have bad motives for doing so.
I agree with Beowuuf about tracking down kiddie porn traders at the source and burning ...

Back in 1999 the sheer amount of crazy theories about what exactly would happen at when the new millenium arrived were becoming something of a joke.
Maybe it never was circulated in the US, but here the "news" leaked that all America's war heads were controlled by a computer that would be struck ...

Hi everyone! I'm a DM fan back from the ST days and I am happily amazed that the game is still popular and has a hardcore base of fans.
I don't think any game of similar format has come close to DM or CSB even though many have tried.
Favourite DM character is Chani, maybe thats sad but whoever she ...

Oh I agree. I think there is a huge problem with the fact we all assume too much about one another and take very little time to actually truly understand the way each of us work.
But while ever us white people are let down by the minority of racist bigots, the ethnic communities are let down by ...

Jack Straw has stated that Great Britain is now a proud multi cultured society and the influx of immigration has made Britain a more interesting place.
Oddly enough i read that on a BNP flier that got shoved through my door and I perused it to see what they were spouting now.
They quoted Straw then ...

I have to agree Gambit if my suggested cast did make it in the film I'd avoid it like the plague LOL

I think Britain needs to be redifined all together. I don't think many people still refer to themselves as british but thats another issue.

Thank you Gambit, it is a pleasure to be here.

My mate Halk the Barbarian builder could do you a patio extension at a knock down rate

Problem is though PaulH that the ethnic minorities can't seem to win with some people.
Example people say Muslims and such like don't make any attempt to fit in to our culture, but when some choose to observe Christmas and Easter they get slated for it by some small minded people.
Ok so its not ...

Ok here we are and registered.
Serious discussions are great with intelligent people, so many boards seem to be inundated with people who derail very good threads, example on some boards this sort of subject would have been hijacked by bigoted fools who spout racism or whatever.
It's refreshing to ...

OK I'll just fill out the form now 2 mins.
This is a good little board I like the passionate debates.

But surely the main issue is why on earth is it assumed all white people are racist? I'd love to know where that idea came from, was it the slave trade or maybe the rise of Combat 18 in the 80s?
What exactly did white people do that anyone alive today can remember that so fittingly tags us all with ...

Seriously you can by latex Bin laden face masks from any fancy dress place, it says Osama Bin laden on the packet, I saw a load when I was going to a party a while back and needed a costume, I asked the shop owner did he seriously sell any of those and they said it was all the rage at the minute.