I challenge you II .... an insult swordfight

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:44 am

Jan wrote:Is this an "auto-insult"? I mean, are you talking to yourself, Wuufie?

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Jan's a MEANIE! Waaaahhhh!

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:06 am

I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:37 am

Jan wrote:I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

And now for something completely different: A MasterWuuf with a war grapple in his brother's nose!

Who ratted me out???

And that was done in such a 'loving' manner. It was for his own good.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:08 pm

Whew! Oral hygiene, PUHHLEEEEAAASSSSEEE!
And I hope you don't misunderstand AGAIN, and think I'm telling you to say "HI!" to some geek named GENE.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:13 am

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Actually, it got very silly indeed.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:51 pm

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:09 pm

Deleted for lack of REAL content.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:14 pm

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:55 pm

This is getting out of hand. We need a superhero!

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:38 am

Unfamiliar with a REAL super hero?

I like him because he carries a sword.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:20 am

His wings are like a shield of steal!

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:49 am

He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:10 am

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

NO!

An advert on the radio using the music put the Dennis Moore song in my head at work las week all day. I got rid of it.

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO PUT IT BACK IN THERE!

Still, at least I can sing more words than before... no, wait, I can't as you included the forgetting words one

(limerick)

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:58 pm

Ahhh. Now THERE'S a REAL hero.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:35 pm

OK. You got me. I'm stunned!

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:45 pm

As far as thick-headed, fork-tongued, fly speck infestations go, you're in the top of your class.

If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:30 pm

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Who reads this, is st-rangely wonderful and an admin with editing powers.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:38 pm

[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.[/quote]

Is that why you usually eat them instead?

You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir!

Post by **Ameena** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:29 pm

That's because I've been standing near you for too long.

If they gave out trophies for utter stupidity, you'd win the gold, silver, bronze, and any others they might care to come up with.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:31 am

I RESEMBLE that comparison.

Alas, I thought there was something 'fishy' about you. Methinks it is your breath.

The Spanish might say, "Mañana, mañana, siempre mañana."

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Tomorrow, tomorrow, always tomorrow

However, for you alone, they would probably say, "Bobo, bobo, siempre bobo."

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Goofy, goofy, always goofy

P.S. I really thought, when Joramun put the
...

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Who reads this, is st-rangely wonderful and an admin with editing powers.

on earlier,
that his spoiler was going to be some kind of personal affront, given the ST

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erling

start,
but he managed to place a PRAISE on the INSULT thread.

I figure that was for someone of Beowuuf prestige. Ooooh. That really hurts.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:34 am

beowuuf wrote:[quote="MasterWuuf"If you put 'odor eaters' in your shoes, your feet would disappear in a vortex of greasy smoke.

Is that why you usually eat them instead?

You have the stink of failure and reek of ignorance about you, sir![/quote]

Watch it, Beo. It's MY reputation, you intend to stain.

I only eat them AFTER I use them for a month or so in my shoes.

Whew. You'd think by now, Beo would KNOW how 'thrifty' I am.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:44 pm

You're always amazed to find out your birthday falls on the same day EVERY YEAR.

(Getting the first 'dirty dig' in for the new year

)

Bit · Post by **Bit** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:24 pm

Harhar - I passed my one already that year!
(*throws in some bottles of beer*)

That will slow them down, hehehe.

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:02 pm

You smell like sprouts.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:48 pm

PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.

Bean or Potato?

Grrrr. It had BETTER NOT BE potato sprouts. Them would be some FIGHTIN' Words.

Trego · Post by **Trego** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:06 pm

Potato sprouts may be poisonous, but I wouldn't call them 'Fightin' Words', fighting words are more like hack, slash and thump, pow and biff come to mind also, No not potato sprouts.

[edited to make sense] But then again that's what you get from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:03 pm

PaulH wrote:You smell like sprouts.

How appropriate! You fight like sprouts!

Are you smart enough to memorise my insult, or should I carve it on your bottom?

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:45 pm

Har, har, har. Now we're starting to make some SENSE in the insult department.

Er, at least 'I' am making some sense.

Sounds like everyone else is trying to make some 'tossed salad' or something.

(in a high-pitched voice)
I'm gonna slug, hack, slash and thump,...er, POW and BIFF???`

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Has someone been watching too many re-runs of the old television Batman series?

Love those misleading spoilers.

(clearing of voice, and yes, we're back to my REAL voice

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What do you mean, it's still HIGH PITCHED???

Grrr. I'm gonna BIFF

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(is that some sort of inappropriate euphemism?)

you with some nice radish slices.

Ahhh. Don't you get a sense of grandeur, now that the 'insult' swordfight is now back in full swing? Touche'

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:43 pm

No, no, no and NO! Masterwuufie, you have to learn the combat rules! Please, read BW's first post in this thread or play Monkey Island 1!

oh_brother · Post by **oh_brother** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:40 pm

You cannot blame someone for not learning the rules. A blind child with no grasp of any combat regulations could still beat you.

I have coughed up phlegm that was a more able swordsman than you.

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