Favorite One Liners

Wizard Zedd · Post by **Wizard Zedd** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:40 pm

Will need a clue or two for sure.

Diplomatic immunity.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:53 am

Wizard Zedd wrote:Diplomatic immunity.

Lethal Weapon?

Wizard Zedd · Post by **Wizard Zedd** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:06 pm

Yes...Lethal Weapon 2.

Marcia Marcia Marcia

Chaos-Shaman · Post by **Chaos-Shaman** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:47 pm

lol, that's the Brady Bunch, The new commercial they have out with her is funny.

Post by **Ameena** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:55 pm

Hmm, more clues, eh? Let me think of something...okay, the person who says that line has just inadvertently scared the crap out of some guy who was about to batter him to death with a stick - that guy ran away and then the character says the line to someone else who comes over right after that.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:27 pm

Sorry, Ameena, still no idea.

And now my one liner - let's go sentimental a bit: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Wizard Zedd · Post by **Wizard Zedd** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:43 pm

Casablanca...I believe.

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:34 am

Mr. Bogart no less...

Still have no clue about Ameena's quote!

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:14 am

Wizard Zedd wrote:Casablanca

Exactly.

And what about this: "That's funny... That plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."

Post by **Ameena** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:18 pm

Here's another quote from the same character (but from a different scene).

"I would gladly be a mealy worm!"

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:18 am

After a barren spell... one that i know!

Jan's is North by Northwest.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:04 am

Saumun wrote:Jan's is North by Northwest.

Indeed!

Wizard Zedd · Post by **Wizard Zedd** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:30 pm

It's just that she doesn't like little green worms.

Chaos-Shaman · Post by **Chaos-Shaman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:01 pm

I'll get you my pretty

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:03 am

"I'll get you my pretty" sounds like The Wizard of Oz, but it's such a long time since i saw it... I'm not sure!

Chaos-Shaman · Post by **Chaos-Shaman** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:11 pm

Yes, I think that is what Wizard Zed was hinting to as well, are you saying my apples ain't what they ought to be

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:44 am

Ah... I wouldn't have got it from that one. Just the "my pretty" quote that rung a bell.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:17 pm

"Only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food!" -- "Fine. Go get a cane pole and catch the fish that ate him!"

Post by **Ameena** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:21 pm

My quote was by Diaval, from Maleficent.

Jan, your quote seems familiar but I can't place it. It's either from a film I've seen once a long time ago, a film I've seen a bit of a long time ago, or I haven't actually seen it at all and it just vaguely resembles something I have seen

.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:59 am

Ameena wrote:Jan, your quote seems familiar but I can't place it. It's either from a film I've seen once a long time ago, a film I've seen a bit of a long time ago, or I haven't actually seen it at all and it just vaguely resembles something I have seen .

Would more clues help? What about this: "I didn't kill my wife!"

Post by **Ameena** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:08 pm

Hmm, no, don't recognise that one at all, sorry, lol.

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:09 am

Haven't seen Maleficent, so never would have got it.

Didn't get anything from Jan's first quote, but from the second i think it's The Fugitive.... and now that i think about it, i remember the part the first quote comes from without remembering the quote itself (jumping from the dam?)

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:58 am

Saumun wrote:Didn't get anything from Jan's first quote, but from the second i think it's The Fugitive.... and now that i think about it, i remember the part the first quote comes from without remembering the quote itself (jumping from the dam?)

Indeed, Sir! Incredible! That was very very hard, so congratulations!

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:47 pm

And how about this: "Always the hard way..."

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:44 am

Sorry... Don't know that one!

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:06 am

Would this help? "Not on your best day, pal. You're nothing but a chickenshit weasel who thrives on the misery of others. And when death calls, you'll be screaming like a baby."

Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:56 am

Getting nothing for this one. Either something i have never seen, or not seen for a long time.

Jan · Post by **Jan** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:23 am

Yeah, well, that's no wonder. I remember it only because it's on my personal list of the worst movies ever made - it's the

Spoiler

Delta Force 2

with

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Chuck Norris

.

Post by **Ameena** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:36 pm

Well, I haven't even heard of that one, lol. I don't seem to be very good at these...and I can never seem to think of any good quotes either. Hrmm...well, I'll think of another one at some point

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Saumun · Post by **Saumun** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:41 am

Ahh.... I have seen it, but never would have got it from the quote.
I'd agree that it is utterly awful.

I'll proffer one...
"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

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