The Silly and Tiny Dungeon Master Christmas Story

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:14 am

I just don't know how the vodka does does it.

You know what happens at this time of night? Scientific words

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:16 am

And chicken-toys!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:17 am

And ichnography

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:18 am

And also extra helpings of doom.

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:19 am

PaulH wrote:The crate of Stella that has found itway stealthaly into my stomach is not helping my postingss

I'm also finishing the 24-case of Stella. The Heineken, Canada Dark and Sleeman are emptied.

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:21 am

Aaarrrr--ha-ha-aaargghh to beobones! I compenstaed then you deleted and re-added. This is getting mind bending.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:21 am

The trick is not them sneaking in. The trick is to make sure they don't escape too soon.

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:21 am

Beo, apologies for my expertly timed postings. Heineken rules

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:22 am

Lol, sorry! I htink we've managed to get it back
lol, that's why i did the rule abotu the original person deleting or altering their word...should save hassle
of course, i break that rule too!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:23 am

I think that alcohol might actually cancel out the inherent confusion of the story thread!

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:30 am

Yeah!, It makes more sense after a few beers.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:27 pm

I think the story thread may be be slowing down - lock it around 70 pages?

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:12 pm

Agreed. I have exhausted my vocabulary of funny words.

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:47 pm

Yeah, sod it. Had enough now! Whoever starts page 70 can finish off the story with a whole sentence!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:50 pm

Maybe 70 is too much!

Eh, you can't run out of funny words. Wankle engine is hysterical, it's just hard to use intelligently in a sentence.

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:54 pm

?? I'ts on page 68 for me -- depends on what you've set your post limit per page to in your profile....

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:04 pm

Yep, 68 for me too. I can't believe I didn't think of the fine rotary engine as an entry. Even fully grown adults (er, I actually am one I think) still snigger at it when mentioned.

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:07 pm

I still laugh at the word "poop" (as noted in part of the story). "Poopy pants" has me howling with mirth in a little pile on the floor.

Post by **PaulH** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:14 pm

Some words just have an inherent comedy value to them. Mostly strangely named vegetables and animals.
Of course, two words together can create the same effect. I'll never forget at school when the headteacher marched in our class and shouted, 'Is their a Master Bates in here?'

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:24 pm

hopefully they didn't have to raise their hands?

yeah, gambit, you snuck in an extra page, i hadn't noticed : )

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:20 pm

Maybe we should allow 71 pages so other people can bid farewell to the thread, if we push this over the 70 ourselves with ravings about gollum and his wankle rotary engine!

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:47 pm

It suddenly got fun again.....!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:55 pm

lol, told you, all you need is wankle engines!

Post by **PaulH** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:23 am

If any psychiatrists read these pages, we'd be carted off

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:29 am

eh, i won't, because i saaaaaaaaay i'm from aberdeen, but really i'm from cardiff

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boyo

Post by **PaulH** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:35 am

I think we have scared everybody else off. Actually, I think you have scared everybody off!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:36 am

yes, the phrase 'wankle' has some drawbacks

i see JCG is around...can we all restrain ourselves so that he can post without havign to delete the word right after!

Post by **PaulH** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:38 am

Noooooo, thats half the fun

Post by **PaulH** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:43 am

Now, that wasn't me! You've cursed it! Wankletastic-ses??????????

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:46 am

beowuuf wrote:yes, the phrase 'wankle' has some drawbacks

i see JCG is around...can we all restrain ourselves so that he can post without havign to delete the word right after!

Hi guys ! As long as we are 2 or more on this thread at the same time, with enough beer, it can go forever !